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-Hey guys, it's Josh, your gay BFF.
-And Samantha, your bad influence.
-And we are in my car on the way to [SINGING] California!
-[SINGING] California.
-[ROBOT_VOICE] Knows how to party.
-So.
-We are going to play the best friend tag.
We have 20 hours to kill.
So why not?
-This is as pretty as I'm going to get right now.
-It'll have to do.
-So best friend tag.
When and how did you meet?
-We met thanks to Twitter.
-Actually, thanks to a blank Tweet.
I was standing at Starbucks, and I was talking about you
and I needed to get in contact with you for some reason.
And I just Tweeted @JoshRimer with nothing else written down.
And then you were like, hey what's up, Samantha Mack?
Wanna be in a video?
-We actually met in person when Samantha showed up
to be in my video, [SINGING] "Can I Hold Your Double Ds?"
-What are each other's nicknames?
[LAUGHS] This is Joshy-Poo.
-[LAUGHS] What do I call you?
Samantha.
Sometimes I call her Sam if I'm feeling really rambunctious.
-It's true.
Describe each other in one word.
Perfect.
-Are you describing yourself or me?
-Oh you!
Sorry!
No, of course.
Joshua, amazing, incredible, unstoppable, unbelievable.
-Yeah, I would have just said gay.
-Oh!
Yeah.
-For you, I would say ***, vivacious.
-Ooh, it's better than vacuous.
Who's most likely to be drunk? [LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS].
Obvi!
Samantha doesn't drink.
-Never.
What's our favorite thing to do together?
-Shoot videos!
-Yes.
A situation where you hated or got mad at your best friend.
Have we had a fight yet?
-I don't think so.
-I don't think so either.
Maybe we'll have one on the trip.
-Yeah, we've got 20 hours to have a fight, so.
-Oh, OK.
Can I have a hug/kiss?
-Yes.
-Can we wait til we're not driving?
-No, right now!
-Aww!
[SQUEALS] [LAUGHS]
Things about yourself that your best friend doesn't know.
Ooh.
Something I don't know about you, Josh.
-Did you know that I was an award winning tap dancer?
-No!
That's amazing!
Did you know I was an award winning ballet dancer?
-Really?
-Yeah.
-No, I didn't.
-Oh! [GIGGLES] The most attractive body part
on your best friend.
OK, seriously, Josh Rimer has a surprisingly large ***.
-[GASPS].
-I haven't seen it in real life, but I saw him in his ***
last weekend and it was surprisingly larger
than I expected it to be.
And it made me feel awkward and I made him put pants on.
It's maybe not his best feature, but it's
the one that's burnt into my mind right now.
It's a fresh wound.
-And your best feature is your giant feet.
-My feet are not big.
-I meant your ***!
-Oh, OK.
What do you like most about each other's personality?
-Like hardworking and dedicated.
You're like, let's go shoot 15 million videos.
And then we go and we shoot them.
-Yeah.
I like that you're game for anything.
Like no matter what the crazy ideas are,
you're like, all right, this is how we get it done.
Instead of like, that's crazy, Samantha!
Well, you do say that.
-Yeah.
-But then we do it.
-Then we do it.
-We do it anyways, regardless.
Name your best friend's crush.
-Oh.
Paul.
-I guess yours would be Lanny at the moment.
-Yeah.
-Your most recent snuggle.
-Yeah.
I got to cuddle with someone, so I guess that's my crush.
-Until he cuddles another one.
-I'm a cuddle ***!
-What is something that annoys you about the other person?
-Even when we have to go through the border,
you still don't have anything frumpy to wear.
-[LAUGHS]
-She does not own an article of clothing
that doesn't show off her body.
Not one.
-Right.
-[LAUGHS].
-What annoys me about you?
Your clothes always match so well.
-You have to match your shoes to your shirt.
-You match everything to everything!
It's ridiculous.
Nobody looks good going out with you,
because your shorts match your shoes, which
match your belt, which matches your shirt, which matches
your sunglasses, which matches your wallet.
It's just retarded how much you match.
Describe what your ideal husband would look like.
OK, what do you think my ideal husband would look like?
-I think he is tall, dark, and handsome.
Pretty muscular.
-Uh huh.
-He's got some beef cut.
He's well endowed.
[LAUGHS]
He's a lady on the streets and a freak in the bed.
-Oh, is he ever!
And tattoos.
Oh, yes.
-Yeah, tattoos of course.
-Tattoos are a must.
Your imaginary husband, or ideal husband, would be black.
-Chocolate.
-Well endowed.
-True.
-Good with his hands.
-Obvious.
-Big lips.
-Ooh.
-Muscular.
Taller than you.
Maybe he'll have an accent.
-Oh, you're getting specific.
-Right? (BRITISH ACCENT) My name is Nigel.
I'm black with a big ding-***.
What are your weird or secret talents?
I can do this!
Mmm.
-Ah!
You are very talented at pole dancing with random objects.
-Yes.
-'Cause I've seen you pole dance with a tree.
-Yep.
-On the ferry.
-The ferry.
You're actually very talented at videotaping.
'Cause you do this thing where you go whoosh,
whoosh, and it looks really amazing.
Aw, when we're apart, what do you
do when you miss him or her?
Nothing, 'cause we're never apart.
-Yeah, exactly.
-Make a funny face.
-So we're going by Seattle now, which
means we only have 18 hours left.
-Yay!
-So make sure you go check out my first daily vlog
on my vlog channel.
-Check me out on my channel.
-The real Samantha Mack.
And we will see you next week with the video from VidCon.
Toodles!
-Turtles!