Battle of the Century, Part I - Lyrics - T.j. Miller

Brandon Johnson Tonight; you've seen him all over He's hurt feelings with his crying tears on dates It's T.J. Miller As a challenger, you might be running aroudn in the finest silk suits But my man, Johnny "Blaze" Polygon; he walkin' around in cheap clothes Driving a 1974 Gremlin that can't pass law. He walkin' around eatin' fries Now Imma be your referee for this evening I'm Brandon Johnson, and from I can tell It's a be a blood battle in here (Battle, battle, battle, battle ...) Johnny Polygon Rap... for you... You giant eighth-grade *** Is that an afro or an accident Is that a laugh or are you flatulent Someone had you by accident Lackluster, you look like a ghostbuster Try better, eyes so close together Why stop, this ain't hiphop You look like a cyclops T.J. Miller I use these words very rarely But you're one of my favourite "M's" And one of my favourite "C's" Vision's 20/20, Polygon 'Cause you're multifaceted I'd like to go to one of your classes, that would Make me a better rapper I know that for sure If I was a disease, you'd be the cure Johnny You look like a giant midget Complimented me the whole time, you don't get it You got it backwards, you eat *** turds And you're getting on my last nerves T.J. I'd rather be friends with you than most of my real friends That's for real, 'til forever, it never ends I'd rather be friends with you than most of my real friends That's for real, 'til forever, and it never ends Johnny No, you don't understand, you keep complimenting me And we're supposed to be battling T.J. Yeah, but we're freestyling, man; you know what that means? That means that I just say whatever I'm thinking, And it's all battling against what you're thinking. Johnny So do you think the same thing over and over? Cause you said the same thing twice, About wanting to be friends with me over your real friends. T.J. Yeah, but that's the chorus, right? Johnny It's just awkward, there's no choruses in battles, man. T.J. I'm sorry, full disclosure, I.. I'm pretty high, and.. Full disclosure, I hate people who say "full disclosure." J.P. Full disclosure, I'm uncomfortable sharing a blank. T.J. Are you high? J.P. I've never shared a- yeah, I'm always high. T.J. Great. I use it as a crutch. It was just a badge of shame, A scarlet letter [That battle was crazy, y'all!]