Niall Horan - Will you go on a date with me?

You cannot prove, that I've twerked to the Hip-Hop version of "Kiss You". You also can't prove, that I've twerked to the original... So... yeah... on the YouTube and this is a video, in which I am saying "Hi, hello, how you going Niall Horan? You good? Hope so. "Um, will you go on a date/ hang out for a bit... with me?" I am being genuine and I don't know how to adequately communicate that to both my Henricorns and to Niall because I'm going to need my Henricorns (that's your new name by the way) to tweet this at Niall so that he can see it, and then make the very difficult decision as to whether it's a "yes" or a "no". But I'm also going to need Niall to know that this isn't a joke, like I'm not trying to take the *** or anything by doing this, this is just me genuinely being like "Hey!" You never know, you know there's that really corny saying that's like "the difference between a stranger and a friend is the word hello" and I've already said more than hello so... best friends. So, couple of questions: Who's Niall? How is the date going to work? And... a third point. Niall is the Irish one from One Direction. The very same Irish one I said I would do first if you made me choose, because I... am super classy. And he is the same Niall that I've been denying I have a thing for. I don't have a thing for him, why would you say that it's so untrue, there's no evidence to support that fact. How would you- why would you... lying is what you're doing, you're to support that fact. lying with your face so... shut up! How is the date gonna work: When One Direction tours Australia in September, October, I could possibly go down to Sydney and meet up with Niall there. That's the possibility! Because maybe Niall's a bit *** busy let's get real. Maybe I'm not really his type, if you know what I'm saying. Or maybe he's got someone else on the go. Those are all possibilities and those are all fair enough, like I'm not going to go and burn down a school because he turned me down. I actually don't really know where people go on dates, I just invite people around to my house. I just invite them round like a child, just come around to my house and we can play Uno, and I can make you food, and you can *** off. I will bring along my Uno cards and some baked goods, those are my two tools of the courtship, that I bring along. Pretty good baked goods, just sayin'. I just wanna confirm this is a G-rated date that I'm proposing, I don't wanna jump Niall's bones. Not that I wouldn't, I just don't know him, and I prefer to get to know someone before I got like straddling their face. Should I introduce myself? I don't really know what I'm doing... maybe I should, why not? who cares? Um... my name's Nicole Henriksen, as I said at the beginning of the video. I'm 21- oh! 22 soon. (gasp) I'm a comedian, comedi-anne, comedianne, comedress! (nature documentary narrator accent): "And here we see the comedress in her natural habitat,making sex jokes about a boyband". I've been making YouTube videos for like seventy-fives years and about two years ago I started doing stand up, and I've done two shows with stand up and characters, and multimedia, and songs. Done an album recently with some of my characters and... (scoffs) ...just braggin', just talkin' myself up what can I say? Just braggin' to Niall. Look, I know you're a big *** deal, ok? Selling out stadiums and No.1 all over the world and ***, but I sold out a 30-seat venue at the Adelaide Fringe this year, so... You know, I live at home with my Mum, just sayin'. I work at Maccas, I'm just- living the *** dream. (London accent): I'm really into like, languages and accents and that sort of thing. (Afrikaans accent); I don't really know why, it's just kind of like, what is that thing, and how can I do that thing? You know. (German): Und es ist ein Hobbie von mir, was kann Ich sag? Es ist mein einzeiger Hobbie. Genau. (Southern American Accent): And can't a girl have a hobby, Mr. Man? (Norwegian): Jeg tror det er fint, ikke sant? I don't really know what else to say or what to end on. Oh, fun fact: Niall and I have the same initials. I had them first though so *** him, you know? Fight me ***! Don't... I'd probably... lose. If there's not at least one "I ship it" comment, I swear to Stalin I'm coming to your houses and I'm replacing all of your mirrors, with pictures of me going like this. (makes face) (knocks hand) Ow! What am I talking about? Ok! Making fraaaaaaans! It's like kind of a weird situation so I feel like laughing, but I also need you to know that I'm not... I'm not joking. (Norwegian): Ha det!