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ANNOUNCER: CAR CHASES, SHE-MAR
CHASES.
IF YOU WANT A REAL ADRENALINE
RUSH, GET READY FOR -- "TMZ"
INSURANCE.
>> MARIAH CAREY THINKS THAT SOME
OF HER BODY PARTS ARE WORTH $70
MILLION.
>> 10 YEARS AGO.
ANNOUNCER: OH, NO SHE DIVIDEND!
YES, MIMI, WHO JUST EXTENDED HER
SWEET, SWEET FANTASY TOUR, TOOK
OUT A $70 MILLION POLICY TO
COVER ANY DAMAGE THAT HAPPENS TO
TWO DIFFERENT AREAS OF HER BODY.
BUT WHICH ONES?
SURVEY SAYS --
>> ***.
ANNOUNCER: ADJUSTER, WE HARDLY
KNEW HER!
NO, IT'S ACTUALLY --
>> HER VOICE AND HER LEGS FOR
$35 MILLION EACH.
HARVEY: I DO HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT THAT.
ANYBODY AN ACTUARY IN HERE?
ANNOUNCER: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WE DON'T THINK ANYONE IN HERE
ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THAT WORD
MEANS.
>> I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT WORD MEANS.
ANNOUNCER: SEE?
HARVEY: WHY NOT JUST ENSURE
LEGS, WHY NOT ENSURE YOUR BODY?
>> SHE HAS INSURANCE FOR
CANCELING FOR SICKNESS.
HARVEY: WHAT'S THE POINT OF
SPECIAL INSURANCE FOR LEGS?
>> WHAT IF IT'S AN INSURANCE
SCAM, AND SHE HAS EVERY
INTENTION ON CHOPPING ONE OFF.
ANNOUNCER: THEN SHE WOULD CASH
IN AND HAVE A NEW HOLIDAY TUNE.
♪ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A
NEW LEG ♪♪
HARVEY: IF YOU CAN'T PERFORM
BECAUSE OF YOUR LEG, IT'S AN
INJURY AND YOU DON'T NEED AN
ADDITIONAL POLICY.
>> HER LEG AND VOICE ARE HER TWO
SIGNATURES SO SHE GOT EXTRA
INSURANCE.
>> THIS IS BORING.
ANNOUNCER: SURE IS!
HOW ABOUT WE DO SOME, SHOTS,
SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS, SHOTS!
YOU'RE ONE BAD MOTHER -- WAIT,
IS THAT COUGH SYRUP?
DID YOU JUST MAKE DOING SHOTS
BORING?
YUCK!
THANKS, MARIAH.
AND WE HOPE EVERYONE LEARNED A
GOOD LESSON HERE, IF YOU WANT TO
GET COMPENSATED, JUST GET YOUR
LEG AMPUTATED!
GOOD LUCK, MIMI!