1990s - I don't even know what that is - 2009

A long, long time ago... in a galaxy far away... Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn could talk the Federation into ...maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it didn't thrill us, They locked the doors, and tried to kill us. We escaped from that gas, then met Jar-jar and Boss-Nass. We took a bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the Queen. We all wound' up on Tatooine. That's where, we've found this boy. Oh my, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry. And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, singing "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!" Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, but he can use the Force, they say. Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen though he's just nine and she's fourteen yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, someday!