Fairy Tail Anime Review in Beans And Mash [english]

Will you come for my bangers my Beans and mash. So lets talk about Fairy Tail. Yes.It's an animated manga, the manga was released in 2006 and the... I have to look over there that's the camera this is the computer... And the anime was released in 2009. It talk about the Fairy Tail, the Fairy Tail it's a guild of magicians people with magical powers. And our main character is Natsu, Natsu is a young boy that was raised by a dragon so for that cause he is called a dragon slayer, he has the power to control and manipulate fire, in a case of starveness he can actually eat fire to fill up his belly. Not their own fire that would be creepy. What? If they eat their own fire it would be creepy as hell, it's like eating your arm. It's like eating your own urine, 'cause you'd spit it out and... 'I have power now oh yeah' So continuing... Very good, very good. We have Natsu which is our main character his dream is to find Igneel, his dad the dragon Very well.who raised him and left him alone after he was big enough. Natsu has a pretty *** weird companion, it's Happy like... It's not *** weird it's *** cute. It's a *** blue cat with wings.How can that be not cute man? He doesn't even have any power his power is to throw fish, he can literally crate a magical circle and throw fish, what the ***. Happy sucks, can we agree that Happy sucks? No, Happy is the savior of the anime. I admit it happy can have is sort of funny parts in the anime, but he is useless, I mean, he is just in there, he can't even fly for more than 3 minutes. 3 minutes is i fly from here to the *** supermaket on the other side. C'Mon. The supermarket is 1 minute away first, and second... Wow can you fly? Damm it my partner can fly. In some battles Happy actually help Natsu because he can't use transports, that's why. Oh that's another thing, Natsu is the typeof guy if he ever ride on a car or *** horse or motorcycle he will get really sick. Even with Happy no... i don't think that happens with happy does it? No. Yey with a *** use for Happy, he can carryNatsu without getting him sick. That's is because Natsu doesn't consider him as a transport but as a friend. As a teddy bear a *** toy Okay we have Happy... The supidest thing in the *** anime c'mon. *** you man. Tsumiki Forever. Tsumiki is a *** kid. I'll explain that later. You're a *** pedofile man. You momma is a pedofile, so is your dad.That's is another thing if you think about it, when you're born you actually *** your mom 'cause you come out of her ***. It's weird isn't it? This has nothing to do with the anime. So the other character wich is Natsu's best friend is Gray, he is a naked guy... if you want to describe gray with one word 'naked'. Like you walk into a room, he is dressed, you look away, you look at him and he is in *** boxers. He is naked. I know that he was raised in a very cold environment. Oh wait, the power that Gray has is that he can create ice, he can manipulate ice into static forms. Like he can't create anything that's animated, only a hammer, a drill, sperars things like that. Which is *** useless.he can't, which is really weird. It's *** useless. If he wants to crate a tiger that moves around But he can create a cage with a face of a tiger on top, think about that. He's useless, his power is like... i can't even describe it, at the beginning i though it was really good, but with the going of the anime i really think it's really a *** useless power. The idea that Gray and Natsu are best friends have opposite powers its something I don't really like. Usually in the animes, opposite power is from enemy to enemy, not from friend to friend. I know they're 'enemy-friends' but it's still werid. Another character?Erza. Oh Erza... Oh Erza-a-a. She's the woman, not a woman, the woman. She's a *** scary woman. I love her, why? She has a ton of sword and she can manage them well if you know what I mean. Erza is one of the *** strongest guys in the Fairy Tail guild, she has the power to manipulate weapons from her own dimension to another like i have my own dimension, my friend B.A. has another dimension. So she can take swords and weapons and armors actually from that space, different spaces, damm it,and use it. She has a really wide variety of armors and swords to use in combat. What do you think about Erza? Ahh? What do you think about Erza. Erza is strong at the beginning. Then we discover Laxus, Gajeel, Mistgun and Erza becomes a little... squishy. It's like really squishy. She is smart and a very strategic person she can create really good fighting strategies she sometimes works as the helper of the guild master Makarov. At the 3rd episode they describe Erza as a very scary woman but they also described her as a powerful member of Fairy Tail. I pictured her like a Big girl full of *** muscles. Then apeares a beautifull woman actually very beautiful... I mean... ok I have nevermind. Then we discover a not very tall woman, elegant, very beautiful, big *** of course, and we think 'this was nothing like I imagined Erza'. And she is not even the most powerfull like they have many more. Guildart BOOM We have Natsu, Gray and Erza and there is another one missing which is Lucy. She was the first person that Natsu encontered on his journey to fing Igneous... Igneel! Igneel sorry, she has a very stupid power, with *** keys. It's not stupid. Like the keys that she has is a full set of 12 keys and if she has them all she gets another key so keys, keys, keys, keys and ***. Keys. So we have to think about this, her power is something like this she can use the keys to invoke magical creatures and help her in fights. How is that not cool?? She can create a crab that's an hair-dresser what the hell. She literally picked up the key used it then from there came a crab-man that picked up scissors and cutted the hair of the people. And says ebi. Ebi, ebi means shrimp in *** japanese... How is that not hillarious? It's not. When i first saw Fairy Tail i thought 'this is going to be a serious anime with no stupid thinks' never have i been so wrong c'mon. C'mon Happy is a blue cat with wings... It's a Blue CAt with Wings what else do I have to say? It's *** cute. Wow I have something more it's called the blue dragon of happiness... *** you. Happy is a *** flying blue cat. It's a *** flying blue cat. What the ***... penises everywhere. So we have a world called Fiore, we have 4 character that are all magicians and they work togethet in a guild called Fairy Tail, of course in world there are other guilds, some are called the dark guilds which have wizards that use dark powers... i guess that a little bit obvious dark guilds c'mon. And there are other guilds, normal guilds. At the beginning Natsu dream was to find Igneel but after he found him and talked to him like he wanted he actually deided to become the best wizard in the whole world... with a *** blue cat c'mon! One thing i really, really, really, really, really don't understand about Fairy Tail it is suppost to be an anime to kids and lucy has the biggest *** I have ever *** seen in an anime. It's an anime directed to kids like what the ***! So as the anime progresses Natsu as a lot of big fights with other guilds, and powerfull wizards from the past, he actually finds more dragon slayers. The dragon slayer of metal, the dragon slayer of air and the dragon slayer of poison. And then we have Laxus. And then we have Laxus, which is not really a dragon slayer but if you watch the anime you'll get it. So lets see , it's a very cool anime to watch, I guess. Not a very good anime to spend a lot of time in it. Yeah it's not something you could watch and get addicted, 'I wanna see more and more', it's something you watch like it's a cool anime, i have some spare time lets watch Fairy Tail. Summing everything we have, wizards, we have travel in time to another dimensions. Which is stupid. We have a bit of ecchi, we have ecchi and we have a... A *** blue cat! And a *** flying blue cat, c'mon! Happy, Happy, everywhere. So this was our Fairy Tail anime review i'm Needles. *** B.A. You're *** B.A.? You're a *** ***. He's B.A. And this was Beans and Mash.