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Hey YouTube, today I'm joined by MrTinoForever...
TEOH: Hello. CHRIS: And Slenderman!
TEOH: The one and only!
CHRIS: And we're gonna try and make Slenderman laugh with some Halloween jokes.
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetit!
TEOH: Heard that one before haven't you.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends!
CHRIS: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
TEOH: Because she had no arms!
CHRIS: Because she was hit by a fridge!
TEOH: How does a ghost celebrate new year's eve?
He paints the town dead.
CHRIS: That was too easy!
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost?
In the living room!
TEOH: It's not funny 'cos it's funny, it's funny 'cos it's him!
CHRIS: You've got a cracking sense of humour, Slenderman.
TEOH: What type of dog do vampires like the best?
CHRIS: Blood hounds!
TEOH: Yeah! Blood hounds!
Think you can do better, what?!
TEOH: What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
CHRIS: Speed kills!
TEOH: No... fasten your sheet belts.
CHRIS: Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because the vacuum cleaner's too heavy!
[out of vision, a girl laughs]
CHRIS: Do you want to come in and do a guest joke? Bring yourself in here.
Alybongo, can you make Slenderman laugh? No pressure...
ALY: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
[slenderman laughs]
TEOH: That's not even the punchline!
ALY: I guess I'm just the queen of comedy!
CHRIS: It's the way you tell 'em!
TEOH: So what's the punchline?
ALY: She flies off the handle!
CHRIS: Get out. GET OUT.
Okay, well I think I've heard enough. Thanks for listening to our Halloween jokes and...
ALL: Happy Halloween!
CHRIS (VOICEOVER): If you like this video, here's two more I made with GoAlyBongo and MrTinoForever.
CHRIS: Let's find out who Slenderman really is...!
ALL: ...Slenderman!!