Panic! at The Disco Fans vs. Normal People - Turn on subtitles

Oh, we've only got milk.. Do you want some? Yes, sure Yes, sure * in their mind * Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub... I suddenly don't want any milk... .. What? Okay, did you pack everything we need for the trip? Yeah, let's go Okay, did you pack everything we need for the trip? No, but I got cheese ***! Every f* time... Oh, you forgot to close the door! Oh, sorry! * inhales * Haven't you people ever heard of closing the *** door? Jesus, sorry.. Chill! I think you're really pretty! Oh, you do? Yeah Thank you so much! I think you're really pretty.. Pretty. Odd. .. Haha! Did you just call me odd?? What's wrong with me?! No that was a compliment! I didn't mean to insult you! Bye.. .. Why am I like this? Nice to meet you! My name is Ryan What a nice name! Nice to meet you too! Nice to meet you! My name is Ryan * crying * Why did you leave, Ryan Ross? Did I do something wrong..? Welcome to 'How to deal with your emo friends'! Do you have repressed emo friends who won't shut up? I'll show you how to trigger different emos to make them shut up! Twenty one pilots fans My Chemical Romance fans Panic at the Disco fans Fall Out Boy fans Oops..you can't trigger them! Whos' your favourite actor? Oh, it's Johnny Depp! Yes, he's great! Who's your favourite actor? It's Brendon Urie But.. He isn't an actor.. isn't he a singer and actually the only member in that band.. I said it's Brendon Urie. F* off! Check out this band, it's amazing! Yeah, it''s great! Check out this band, it's amazing! Oh, don't worry! Only this video is weird.. Here.. Look..! * calls 911* No, but I got che- No, wait,wait! Do it for YouTube! * setting the camera* Now, let's sit down and see if the camera will catch us.. My hair probably won't be caught ( on the camera ) Baby,bye,bye,bye,bye,bye.. * in Bulgarian* Please.. Please.. Hey, moon. please forget to fall down.. Hey,moon, don't you go down.. * my friend spills a glass of milk* Calm down, calm down! EMERGENCY!! * still singing Bye Bye Bye * Now, please, please, Lord.. * Hey, moon.. * Help me.. No, don't move! * fixing seats * Wait for a bit.. We will put this in Bloopers Okay.. Yeah, we have to make Bloopers! * realizes everything we say is in Bulgarian * I'm giving up on life.. When we can't set the camera.. THIS IS A GLASS OF MILK! PLEASE! * starts singing The Final Countdown for no reason* We nailed it! No, we didn't.. I won't stop it this time NOOO! * inhales * Did I do something wrong? Welcome to deal with your emo friends! Do you have annoying.. emo.. depr- OHH! Welcome to How to deal with your emo friends! Do you have annoying emo f-de-prepresse-... * singing Uma Thurman* I like the fact that maybe 3 years later you haven't changed your password.. Stop! I look very funny when I try to look serious! Okay, stop! Like Sharpay ( High School Musical ;) ) Think of something bad! * Hey, moon.. *