Matt Leblanc on Cooking And His Daughter

- DID YOU HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? - YEAH, I WENT UP TO THE RANCH. A LITTLE RIDING THE DIRT BIKES AND THE ATVs AND STUFF. LITTLE COOKING. ON THE HOLIDAYS, I'LL MAKE PASTA FROM SCRATCH, YOU KNOW, WITH THE MACHINE. YOU CRANK THE HANDLE AND DO THE WHOLE BIG THING. - WOW. IMPRESSIVE. - YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EASY, I GOT TO SAY. FLOUR AND WATER AND AN EGG. [laughter] - THEN I'LL MAKE SOME TONIGHT. - YEAH, IT'S-- [laughter] WELL, IT TAKES-- IT KIND OF TAKES ALL DAY. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO STRETCH IT OUT, AND IT HAS TO DRY, AND YOU GOT TO--YOU GOT TO REALLY MODULATE THE WINE INTAKE SO THAT YOU'RE AWAKE AT THE END TO EAT IT. [laughter] - OH, 'CAUSE YOU DRINK WHILE YOU'RE COOKING. - YEAH. [laughter] - IT'S A STUPID QUESTION. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD ASK THAT QUESTION. OF COURSE YOU DO. YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE HARD IF IT TAKES ALL DAY LONG AND YOU'RE DRINKING WINE ALL DAY LONG. THEN IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW IT TURNS OUT. - [clicks tongue] EXACTLY. - SO YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE A GOOD COOK OR NOT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. - I HAVE NO IDEA. - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'VE FINISHED COOKING, REALLY. - I LIKE TO GET EVERYONE ELSE DRUNK TOO, MAKE SURE--SO EVERYBODY THINKS I'M A GOOD COOK. - "THIS IS DELICIOUS." - YEAH. - SO WE SAW A PICTURE JUST NOW OF THE ATV. THIS--IS THIS--THIS LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER VERSION OF WHAT YOU WOULD DRIVE. - YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. SHE'LL BE TEN NEXT MONTH. AND THANKS AGAIN FOR THE HELMET, FOR THE HORSE HELMET. SHE WEARS IT EVERY TIME SHE RIDES. - GOOD. - BUT NOT THAT HELMET THERE. - NO. - BUT I STARTED HER ON A LITTLE BATTERY-OPERATED ATV, AND NOW SHE'S GRADUATED TO THE ONE THAT HAS GAS IN IT. AND SHE'S SO EXCITED, SO SHE WANTS TO TAKE EVERYONE FOR A RIDE. - AND THAT'S HER RIGHT THERE. - THAT'S ME ON THE BACK THERE. - WOW. AND IT'S SAFE? - WELL, WE CRASHED INTO A FENCE JUST AFTER THIS. BUT NOBODY GOT HURT. JUST BENT UP THE ATV A LITTLE BIT IN FRONT, BUT-- - SO THE ANSWER IS, "NO, IT'S NOT SAFE." - NO. BUT IT'S FUN. BUT--YEAH. AND THEN YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER VIDEO OF A TALKING-- IT'S A--I KNOW THIS APP, 'CAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW BEFORE. - OH, YEAH, MY TALKING PET. - YES. DO Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT THIS APP, MY TALKING PET? - IT IS SO FUN TO PLAY WITH. - PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH IT. - SO YOU MADE ONE? - YEAH, IT'S CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. YEAH, I MADE ONE OF THE CHIHUAHUA. I THINK THAT'S THE ONE, RIGHT? - I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT ONE. I THINK THEY'RE SAYING IT'S A DIFFERENT-- [indistinct speech offstage] - OH. OH. IT'S MY DAUGHTER. WELL, I DID ONE WITH HER TOO. SO THIS IS ONE I MADE OF MY DAUGHTER, OF MARINA. - HAVE YOU BEEN COOKING? [laughter] - MIGHT HAVE BEEN COOKING A LITTLE BIT. - ALL RIGHT. - [laughter] [cheers and applause] - LET'S LOOK AT WHATEVER YOU HAVE. - I LIKE COOKIES. I LIKE COOKIES SO MUCH. GIVE ME COOKIES. I WANT COOKIES. OH, I WANT 'EM EVERY DAY. I LOVE 'EM SO MUCH. [laughter] - THAT'S CREEPY. - THAT'S THE CREEPIEST, WEIRDEST FUN THING TO-- IT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. - AND SO YOU BOTH JUST MAKE VIDEOS FOR EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME? - THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL WE DO. - MARINA, RIGHT? - MARINA, YEAH. - AND NOW, DOES SHE UNDERSTAND THAT DADDY IS, LIKE, HUGELY FAMOUS FOR "FRIENDS"? HAS SHE SEEN "FRIENDS"? - YEAH. YEAH, WE'LL WATCH IT. - DOES SHE LIKE IT? - YEAH, SHE--SHE-- WELL, WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER, SHE CALLED IT "THE JOEY TRIBBIANI SHOW." - UH-HUH. [laughter] - AND NOW SHE KNOWS THAT IT'S "FRIENDS," AND THERE'S ACTUALLY OTHER PEOPLE ON IT TOO. AND UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE'LL BE, YOU KNOW, EATING DINNER, FLIPPING AROUND, AND IF IT'S ON, I'LL LEAVE IT ON. SHE GETS A BIG KICK OUT OF IT.