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No change man
Jii
Ah
If I go in this way, will it lead to the head office of Anitha University?
Get down at the signal and then take the right lane.
It is just there.
I also have to get down at that same place. So I will let you know.
Engineering?
ehh
No, are you engineering?
No. I am going there to buy First year’s application form
I have finished 12th Std
Ohh! Ok
What is your name?
Vikie
Vikie
Vicky, very good, nice name. Vicky. Supper…
Vikie
Do you know
how many stars there are in the sky?
No. I do not know.
Do you know the scientific reason, as to why those who walk on fire do not burn their feet?
No. I do not know.
Now, in this encyclopaedia you will get all the answers to the questions, I have asked you.
On page 86, there is the life history of King Akbar.
From page 78, you will know how many starts are in the sky.
From page 42,
you will know the scientific reason, as to why the feet of those who walk on fire do not get burnt.
In this encyclopaedia
you will know, all that happened and all that did not happen in the last 170 years.
You will know who did what, what accomplishments were achieved
and what were not, who lived and who died; what was less and what was more . . .
All the facts are in this book, Ji
Ji, the cost of this book is
Rs.1495/-
but we are giving it at an offer price of Rs.420/-. For just Rs.420/- only, Ji!
If students like you,
who are aspiring to study Engineering, buy this book and learn from it then it will be very useful for your future.
It will make your future bright.
No. No, I do not learn from books that are heavy.
- No Ji. I will give you a good price Ji.
All those who have to get down at Aminjikari Signal, please get down.
Ji. Ji, kindly wait, Kindly wait.
Brother, will it go to Shanthi Colony?
Ya! It will go, get in.
Brother, how much is it?
Rs.20/- brother.
What Rs.1000/-?
If each and every one of you give Rs.1000/- how is it possible? Where will I go? Eh!
I have no Change Man.
I have only one Rs.1000/- note.
How much do you have brother?
Rs.50/- brother!
Such kind people come early in the early morning.Torchering us.
Here take this. Your remaining Rs.20/- you take it from this fellow.
Brother! What is this? You are giving me Rs.10/- only!
Hey red shirt brother, get the change and give him Rs.20/-
Brother! Brother!
Go, Go on and keep going.
Brother! Brother! What Brother? Brother, give me the change brother.
Now he has got me into this trouble . . . .
Can you buy this book?
instead of buying it, I will get you the change itself. Please come
ok!
Application Form?
Form will not be given now, come after 2.00 pm.
after 2.00 pm!
Yes.
will you not give it now?
no man, not now, come after 2.00 pm.
After lunch. Will they give the form only then?
Yes man, only after lunch.
Ji, it is getting late. I have to sell the books. Lots of customers are waiting. . . .
Getting change is not a big thing, Ji. Come I will get it from a nearby place.
For us, we get only Rs.300/- at the beginning of the day. You had to come and ask now.
I opened my shop just now.
No change man. Go and ask in the pawn broker’s shop.
should be there somewhere. I had kept it here. Wait a minute, I will find it and give it to you.
What note is this man?
Gandhi’s colour is not at all visible. It is not visible. How can we say this is Rs.1000/-.
Brother, I have two Rs.500/- notes. Is it ok?
with Rs.500/- too we will have the same problem. So, no need Ji.
Oh! It is kept here.
No change man. No. No. No.
Sorry Sir. No change.
What change?
Sir. Do you have change for Rs.1000/-?
Sir. Will you try a combo offer?
No. It will be good if you have change for Rs.1000/-?
Would you try French fries?
Brother! Do have change for Rs.1000/-?
At least any soft drinks?
any thing else?Please sir.
No change man.
Brother, I will give you the change in this very spot, but for Rs.1000/- the commission charges will be Rs.20/-.
Is it ok?
Ji
Just buy some thing. He must give us the change. He will have no other choice but to give us change.
It has often happened like this to me. Moreover, you have already wasted a lot of time.
(he is such a pessimist and also killing me.)
Brother
Ewh…
Please give me a bottle of water.
(I thought may be a Bovonto)
Here it is
Ok. I will come on my own. Make a note of the bill amount correctly.I will pay for it and collect it.
Brother!
Here is Rs.1000/-
Rs.1000/-?
There is no Change for Rs.1000/-
Do you want to buy other things?
No change?
No man. Not for Rs.1000/- if you want there is change for Rs.100/- but not for Rs.1000/-
The reason for buying this bottle is to get change for Rs.1000/-
Why would I buy anything else?
Buying just one water bottle worth Rs.20/- and in return you are giving me Rs.1000/- expecting change.
I have not had any sale from the morning. You are my first customer.
Look properly brother! Do search some more brother!
Will you buy a foreign choc late that costs Rs.100/-?
No, no, no, no, I do not want.
I do not even want the bottle. Ji, return that bottle.
Ji .I do not have any other money.
I have only one Rs.1000/- note.
Sorry Ji
from morning we have been travelling around, that is why
If you want, you have it first and then I will drink it.
Ji! I have given all the money I had.
Now I do not have even a single coin.
You must get the change.
come, come, come.
come brother, come brother, come brother.
Do you have change for 1000 rupees ?
Welcome, come Brother,
Come in ,Come in
Brother, Just give me change for Rs.1000/-
Hey! I have all the films.
Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Kannada. All films are there. Which film do you want?
Brother, why should I watch Kannada films?
Just give me change for Rs.1000/-
it is that type of Film man !!! Matter! Matter!
I do not want that Brother. Just give me change for Rs.1000/-
Hey! Come here
Chinese, Korean and Nigerian
I have films in all languages.
Which heroine do you want, tell me?
Brother! Just give me change for Rs.1000/-
I do not want films.
Hey! Take 3 CD’s for 50 rupees da.
Brother, Please let it go.
Why do I need all these CD 's?
Hey! Come here da.
dog, cat, horse, monkey I have all films.
Buy these films, and then I will give you change.
Hey Brother! What!
Ji! Come, let us go to another shop
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do you have a Chicken *** film ?
Hey! Go away rascal
Looking like an elephant but asking for Chicken *** film.
Go away
Ji come on Ji..
Come man, come man.
anywhere in this Bazaar you will get only CDs but not change.
Try any shop but there is no chance of getting a change.
wait . You have no luck Ji.
This time I will go and get it.
Give it ah
what is your sun sign Ji?
fellows, even for Rs.100/- he will not have change
and you are asking him change for Rs.1000/-
For Rs.1000/- do you know who will give change?
Anytime change will be given either by people in a wine shop or a petrol bunk.
wine shop & petrol bunk, ok.
petrol bunk is on strike today.
strike! Oh No!
Dei
Where are you going?
To the wine shop.
If you retrace the same path you took to reach here, then you will find the wine shop in that corner.
is it on this side?
Yes.
Brother.
Wait here
Touch one of these two fingers
Why should I touch brother?
simply just touch one of them.
Do you know whom you have touched?
You have touched Actor Surya
Actor Surya ah ! Excellent right.
I was contemplating either Actor Surya or Actor Karthi as hero for my film.
You have touched Actor Surya
This is only my first film
Way back then after ‘Arunachalam’ I must have somehow finished a film with the Thalaivar superstar.
But there was a small producer problem ,
because of that I missed it.
Brother!
Touch one of these two fingers.
again!
Do you know what you have touched?
what?
Horror.
I was in dilemma between Politics or Horror.
A Horror film now with Actor Surya in it will be a big hit.
Ji! Come Ji. Let us go.
wait man. Why are you in a hurry?
Touch the heroine and go.
Brother, Brother. Let me touch. Let me touch please.
touch man.
Do you know whom you have touched?
you have touched Actress Samantha
wow Ji! I have touched Actress Samantha, Samantha!
Touch once more,
Again ah
Is it super?
hmmm
do you notice. Surya, Horror, Samantha! It will excellent.
Film is gona blast in screens
ji..I will ask in next shop
Ji!
Why don’t you try with Danush?
He has a market even in Bollywood.
hmm!
Brother!
Touch one of these two fingers.
Ji! Come on
Brother! Just choose a finger and go. Come on man… choose man… Brother!
Brother! Brother! Brother!
Brother! Brother!
Just give me change for Rs.1000/-
Will God pierce my eyes?
Boss it is a lie. Boss!
***..these drinks are also over
I feel very sad for my wife…
Ehh er err!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pulliyar! My God Pulliyar!
Even though it is a wine shop you have visited me here in-order to correct me.
Please do not pierce my eyes as my wife said you would.
who are you fellows?
I promise that I will never drink. My God Pulliyar!
Kindly forgive me
give the note
fellows, why are you worshiping me?
Kindly check to see if you have the Rs.1000/- note.
Hey! I do not have it.
Hey! You took it from me at the tea shop. Search properly.
Hey! I promise that I do not have it.
Hey! You only had it.
do not behave like mental person and kill me.
Hey!
Did you say my God Pulliyar is killing you?
hey!
You have beaten me. See how I will beat you up.
Hey!
See how they are fighting with each other.
Hey why are you worshiping me? Leave me.
Hey! Remove your hand
even for me you look like Pulliyar!
Why did you bring me away?
At least I could have got the change.
Ya! You will say!
If given a chance
they would have celebrated Vinayagar Chatruthi and then they would have drowned me in the sea.
They punched me on the nose.
You are giving this now
but could you not have given it when I asked you.
Of all the places you had to keep it inside the book.
Ji! Do note down even my phone number and address.
I will return your Rs.40/-
My biggest dream above any thing else from childhood is to study Engineering.
You aren’t able to believe me, am I right.
If I tell my people at home that I did not buy the form
because I could not get change for Rs.1000/-
then even they will not believe me. But that is the truth.
Try to understand ji.
I can understand Ji.
Even though I appear rich with my ironed shirt, trousers and polished shoes, I am still from a poor family.
Only if I make a sale I will get money.
I know that this will not sell
and the dealer who sent me knows this too.
If you wanted you could have run away, in the morning leaving me behind.
I couldn’t have either chased you or caught you.
But you did not do that. Instead for my sake you searched for change.
I am going to leave now ji.
Well! It is afternoon.
You must be feeling hungry,
let me treat you to lunch.
No I do not want lunch Ji.
Ji, I have to give you Rs.40/-. Right?
Yes. Of course
I will buy you half a kilo. Is it ok?
- Oh! You will buy for Rs.50/- Ok. Ok.
Brother!
Half plate Biriyani is only Rs.50/- right. You do have change for Rs.1000/-. am I right?
Yes. Man
Surely, you do have change?
Yes. Man
Give him one half kilo plate.
Brother!
Serve one for me too.
How much is it?
Rs.200/-
ok. Ji
Nice meeting you.
ok, Ji. Goodbye, Ji.
Now, not only for you, but for everyone, this book is very useful.
(radio voice: Study in Chennai Amritha and immediately get jobs in foreign countries.)
(radio voice : Earn Rs.10,000/- as salary while studying. It is a one of a kind engineering college that can change your lives.)
I am leaving Ji!
Ok Ji. Ok Ji. Ok Ji.
Ok. Goodbye!
Ahh! 100 rupees waste
Brother! Don’t just say that word,
Don’t just say that word Brother.
Ohhh! I forgot
just now I gave it and sent him.
Hey! Puchi, Go with sir and get the change.
He left and this fellow had to join.
No Change man.
No Change man.Go. Go.
No Change man.
No Change man.
No Change man. go .go.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
No Change man. No Change man. No Change man.
A state that can lend Rs.10,000 Crores to the neighbouring state
is not able to even give a change for just Rs.1000/- to its own citizen.
Brother! Come…
Brother!
Brother!
Brother
We request you to give faster the change for this Rs.1000/-
here take it brother.
You account is settled is it not.
Brother.
Give it. Hmm.
Give that money. I will not do anything.
Hmm
Here take it.
Go.
thanks brother.
Are you going to buy form?
yes, yes, yes brother . I am buying the college form.
Engineering!
How much is your cut-off?
182.5
hmm!
Haven’t you tried arts or medicinal courses?
No brother.
Now even the share market is down.
It also a recession period for engineers, Do you know that?
Only Engineering. Brother!
Ok.
Brother!
Who are you?
Me!
I am an engineer, Civil Engineer.
Hmmm! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha Ha Ha
passed out in 2009.
Ha! Ha! Ha!