Geoffrey The Giraffe

hello I'm geoffrey and im the new face of wtv media, even though phil doesn't know yet! heh heh heh anyway, I've got to keep my voice down because phil's still asleep! (SNORE!) h aving a professional presenter like me to represent your company really makes your websert... websert? website! (cough cough spit) Sorry Had a bit of grass stuck in my teeth there! heh heh heh. Anyway as i was saying, having a professional presenter like me, can really enhance your website. Now, some of you out there are a bit errrrrr how should i put it? animalist? So you may wanna use that second rate woman that phil seems to use all the time, whats her name again? Meg Morris? I think thats her name anyway. Shes alright, you know...a blonde girl, scrubs up ok. Done a bit of acting yeah yeah yeah, been on the London stage what ever! But really.... Has she got the same charisma as me? eh? No chance! Now, I may be a little bit more expensive than her, so if you want a cheap one, then you know, you can use meg but if you want the best.. then, use me! alright, doesnt matter what phil says, doesnt.... oh no... i think hes coming.. Anyway yeah listen ME USE ME DONT PICK HER, USE ME FOR YOUR VIDEOS, DONT USE THAT MORRIS! Phil - (Yawn) too much talking at this time in the morning and its bloody monday... .. ooooh. Geoffrey what you doing? Your a stuffed animal! you can't be a presenter I keep telling you! (SIGH)