Take Me Out USA Season 1 Ep. 1

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOVE IS IN THE AIR. HERE'S THE MASTER OF MATCHMAKING.....GEORGE LOPEZ! Hello everybody, welcome to Take Me Out! I've got 30 gorgeous ladies from all across America and they are all looking for love. In a moment I'm gonna bring out some really great guys one at a time and their challenge is to try to win one of the hearts of one of our sizzling sinoritas. If they do, the happy couple will be heading off to the most romantic place on earth....it's paradise, it's perfect and is the best place to fall in love, where is it? THE TAKE ME OUT RESORT! Ok are you ready to meet the flirty 30? Let's turn the thermostat to hot, bring on the girls! *Music and cheering* How about the ladies? Now ladies, when you're looking for love I believe there's someone for everybody. And it's my job to find a really great guy for each and every one of you. But if you don't get picked on a date tonight, you'll be back week after week until I set you up with the perfect guy. Now Larena, you speak more than one language? Yes I do. What other languages do you speak? American sign language. You sign? Can you sign something romantic? I don't wanna guess but what's that? It's, it's the cleaner version of what you might think, it's "date", "wanna go on a date?" "take me on a date". So you wanna go on a date and then maybe..? Lisa, explain to me your ideal perfect guy. You know George I think my perfect guy would be like a sports car, beauty and class on the outside and a high performance on the inside. Mindy are you a pet lover? I AM a pet lover! How many pets do you have? I have 3 kitty cats. 3 kitty cats and what are their names? Tiddly Winks, Stormy Clouds and Baby MeowMeowMeowMeow. Let's hear it for the girls. Ok ladies, you each have a light in front of you. I'm gonna bring out a hunky single guy and if you like what you see, keep your light on, but if not, turn your light off. So if you're not turned on, TURN OFF! But if all the lights got out, it's a blackout and he'll be going home all alone and we don't want that do we? NOOOOO! ok, our first hot guy looking for love is about to come down the LoveLift. Girls, listen to the music, he chose himself. So let the hotdog see the buns! Single man, reveal yourself! *music plays* *cheering* Welcome to the show, there are the ladies. Wow. Go get 'em homeboy. Ladies you look great tonight, my name is Brandon and I'm from Redmont, Minnesota. Alright ladies, on first impressions of Brandon, if he's not Mr. Right, turn off your light. Brandon you got 25 lights on my man, congratulations. Let me find out why some of the girls turned out their lights. Jessica, you were the first on to turn your light out. I know. Why? I don't know, his pants are really cute, I love your outfit but your pants are just a little too tight. Caitlin? I think it was the cowboy 2- step? I'm a little bit of a gangster, you know? You're a little bit of a gangster? I am a G "I'mma move ova here." Suki why are you in? I think he's cute. There you go! He's adorable. Thank you, thank you. What catches your eye? He's kinda dorky and I'm kinda dorky so....I'd like to see what else is next, I wanna see more. Leslie, tell me what you like about what you see. Well I like that he's from a mid-west town, woop woop. And, haha, uhhh those pants ARE tight which I like cause that means he's athletic. He's got some muscle in there and I like a man with muscle. Alright 25 lights are on Brandon, you're doing great. Round 2 is comin' up, the girls are gonna find out a little bit more about you. Remember ladies, if Brandon doesn't turn you on, turn that light off. I'm an old fashioned traditional guy from Minnesota. I would definitely rather pick up the phone and call my honey than just text her. I'm definitely looking for just a really nice girl, that I can settle down with. Health and fitness has always been a passion of mine. I used to compete in men's physique comptetitions, natural bodybuilding shows. I got my degree in Kinesiology, I'm a fitness professional but my clients aren't your typical gym rats/. Most of my clients are older and I definitely want them to increase their longevity in life. You better get a date out of this Brandon. I hope so Jack, I hope so. I have a love and passion for helping others accomplish their fitness and nutrition goals. You're doing great Jack, you're doing great. But the heathiest way to eat is to actually go out in nature, and find it yourself. I hunt elk and mildeer. They're extremely lean, they're exercising all the time, they're taking care of their bodies. You can't get any more organic. When you're hunting with a bow, it's definitely a challenge, it's riskier and you gotta make sure you have the right shot to take down the animal. What I'm looking for in a woman is definitely a lifelong partner, a teammate. A girl that knows to doll herself up a but definitely is not afraid to get down in the woods or go camping or, heck, maybe go hunting with me sometime. Alright my man, five lights are still on. You alright? I'm alright, I'm alright. Alright, I'm a little worried for you but five lights are still on, you're doing alright. Let's check in with the girls. Beck, you turned your light off? I am not into the whole bodybuilding thing, I like my guys lean. I like them, you know in a good physique. But when they're roided up like that it's a little intimidating. Wait, wait... 100% natural. Roided up look. Are you roided up? Absolutely not. That's a hundred percent natural. 100%. Still doesn't do it for me. Mindy, the look on your face was priceless, why did you turn your light off? I can't have him over, he's probably gonna try like shooting arrows at my cat or something. I got a cat! I got a cat! On the wall? Mounted? No thank you. Katie-Anne your light is on. Why is your light on? It's on cause he's a nice piece of meat. Rare, juicy and ready to have a bite taken out of it. Alright. Brandon, five girls are still hot for you my man and if any one of these ladies keeps their light on after this round, you definitely got a date.