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-Hey, kids.
Today I'm playing a game called "Slender,"
'cause you guys wanted to see it really badly.
So, so let's play this game.
[cricket chirps]
"Slender."
Wow, that guys should really work on his penmanship
'cause it's not good. All right, let's see here.
"Collect all eight pages."
All right, I appear to be in a forest somewhere
and I have a flashlight, so that's good.
Is this like a camping game or something?
Oh, maybe I need to collect eight pages
so I can start a campfire.
Now that sounds like a lot of fun.
It wouldn't be fun for Marshmallow
'cause Marshmallow hates campfires,
'cause everyone always tries to make s'mores
out of Marshmallow. [chuckles]
Oh, oh, there's a vehicle.
Oh, maybe I need to get in the car.
Oh, they left the car door open.
Oh, there we go. "Always watches, no eyes."
I don't know what that means.
Well, I got one page. I'm well on my way.
All right. Let's see.
Where do I find the second page?
If I was a page, where would I be?
Who was that?
Oh, the TV's acting up again. Gosh darn it.
All right, here we go. Now it's better. Okay.
Let's see. Pages, pages, pages.
Do I have any friends in this game?
[snoring]
Whoa, oh.
Oh, my goodness, I had a horrible dream
where this guy without a face was chasing me.
Oh, my gosh. All right, now.
Um... oh, what's this over here? Some type of--
what is that, a racquetball court?
Something.
Oh, look, I think-- oh, my eyesight's really bad.
Yeah, that's another page. All right!
"Can't run."
What? Why do I have to get these--
Oh, now the TV's going out again. Come on.
All right, so I got-- whoa!
What the Jiminy Christmas was that?
All right, that was, uh, I didn't like that.
I'm gonna run over this way now.
I don't know who that was, but, um...
I'm getting a little uncomfortable playing this game.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I'm, uh, yeah, I'm sweating some lemonade over here.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little scared.
Now I'm apparently at some place where there's gas tanks,
I don't know what these are.
I just, I want to get the pages.
[dramatic chord plays]
Whoa, whoa! What was that? What was that?
Oh, oh, goodness. Oh my, all right.
I'm out of here. I don't know who that guy was,
but he's apparently following me,
and clearly he's not a friendly guy.
So... oh, boy.
Why does the TV keep screwing up?
All right, just...
All right, you can do this.
Come on, Grandpa Lemon. It's gonna be okay.
You have nothing to be afraid of.
Everybody loves a lemon. Everybody loves a lemon.
[loud chord] Oh, what do you want from me?!
Get away! Get away! Aah!
Oh, my God-- did I die?
Oh, Go-- [pants]
That was the scariest game I've ever played.
Why would you want me to play that game?
Oh, my God.
Well, either way, my name is Grandpa Lemon,
and I've been playing Slender, which I will never do again.
Now, if you guys want to see me play another game,
one that preferably does not soil my Depend undergarments,
please tell me in the comments below.
As always-- I don't even know if you should like this video,
but go ahead and do it anyway if you liked it,
but I don't know why anyone would like this video;
it's scary. Don't forget to subscribe too.
I'm out of here. Thanks for the night terrors.
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!