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MARK DOUGLAS: Welcome back to day five of Comedy Week.
This is the daily run down.
TODD WOMACK: And as a great poet once said, it's Friday,
Friday, got to get down on Friday.
So, we've brought out the sexiest man on YouTube to
announce today's big events and debuts--
Toby Turner.
MARK DOUGLAS: Thank you very much.
Just give me the information.
And I will let the people in a very sexy manner.
TODD WOMACK: Toby Turner from the channel Tobuscus.
MARK DOUGLAS: I think that's supposed to say Mark Douglas.
Because as we all know, I am the sexiest man on YouTube.
I was on the cover up "Shapely Male" three times.
And so where's the info?
TODD WOMACK: OK.
We're going to agree to disagree on that one.
We already did a segment with Toby.
So let's just roll that and get away from this shot as
soon as possible.
TOBY TURNER: Oh, yeah.
Oh, what are you-- oh, hey.
I'm sorry, I gotta call you back.
I mean, you call me back.
I'm Toby Turner.
I'm YouTube's sexiest--
do I have to say that?
TODD WOMACK: Just do it!
TOBY TURNER: It doesn't look, like,
***, you don't think?
TODD WOMACK: Do it!
TOBY TURNER: Did you like the glasses thing, though?
TODD WOMACK: Do it.
TOBY TURNER: Hey.
I'm Toby Turner, YouTube's sexiest human.
I like walking, beaches, horses, nuggets, biscuits,
funny videos, also.
Do you want to watch a funny video too?
Then check out Setlist Live, where comedians throw out
notes and riff on subjects to see right when
the audience does.
Tonight on youtube.com/comedyweek--
no, I don't know where you put your keys.
I don't know who you are.
Don't forget Smosh, two naughty boys--
listen to me--
who made a video about their favorite apple cider company,
Dixon Cider.
Get it?
Dixon Cider.
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
TOBY TURNER: But wait, there's more.
Tim and Eric are also releasing Major Laser Bubble
Butt, featuring Bruno Marks.
MARK DOUGLAS: Welcome to another edition of
InterviewTube with Tobuscus.
TODD WOMACK: Toby, what have you got going on
during Comedy Week?
TOBY TURNER: We posted an animated episode of Tobuscus
Adventures this week, which is--
it's about zombies taking over the world.
The characters are trying to raise money through a fund
raising campaign to buy weapons to kill the zombies.
MALE SPEAKER: These guys.
[SCREAMING]
MALE SPEAKER: And start campaign.
And now we wait.
I said if they donated $50, you'd kill a
zombie with a fork.
MALE SPEAKER: You can't tell them I'm going to do stuff.
MALE SPEAKER: Think fast.
TODD WOMACK: That was amazing.
Now we shed a tear of fond farewell as we
bid you good day.
MARK DOUGLAS: Now get out there and watch some more
comedy week videos, and subscribe to
the things you like.
We'll be back tomorrow.
TODD WOMACK: Adios.
"Shapely Male" magazine?
MARK DOUGLAS: Yes.
It's for women who like something to grab onto.
TODD WOMACK: What?
MARK DOUGLAS: They're tired of these
waif types, like Tobuscus.
TODD WOMACK: Who told you that?
MARK DOUGLAS: Uh, the editor of "Shapely Male" magazine.
TODD WOMACK: Is it you?
MARK DOUGLAS: Maybe.
TODD WOMACK: Just do it!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
TOBY TURNER: I'm sorry, I gotta call you back.