- TONIGHT, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA SIT DOWN

- TONIGHT, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA SIT DOWN FOR A THREE-PART REUNION THAT'S ANYTHING BUT PEACHY. - IF YOU GO OUT TO THE MAILBOX, SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU ***. - JUST FOR THE RECORD, NOBODY OFFERS ME ***. - [laughs] - SOMETHING LOOKS DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU. - DO THEY LOOK NEW? SMELL 'EM. [laughter] - YOU REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THIS AFRICAN PRINCE EXISTS. - CASPER THE FRIENDLY BOYFRIEND? [laughs] - YOU ARE NOT BEING TALKED TO RIGHT NOW. - YOU JUST KEEP YOUR LITTLE TOY TO YOURSELF BEFORE YOU FIND IT WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK. - DUST. - DO YOU THINK TODD IS AN OPPORTUNIST? - SHUT UP. - ANYWAY-- - YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK. - OH, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. - YOU'RE A *** FROM THE '90s... - YOU ARE A DUMB HO. SHUT UP. - YEAH, YOU WANT TO TAKE ME? I WILL [bleep] YOU UP! - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO! NO! [indistinct shouting and talking] PART ONE OF THE REUNION STARTS NOW. HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M ANDY COHEN, HERE WITH THE DYNAMIC DIVAS FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA, AND WE ARE CELEBRATING ONE OF THE MOST EPIC SEASONS IN THE HISTORY OF THE FRANCHISE. HI, LINNETHIA MONIQUE LEAKES. - WELL, HI. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - STRAIGHT FROM DANCING-- - I'M NOW LINNETHIA? OKAY. - YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW I ENJOY CALLING YOU LINNETHIA SOMETIMES. - HOW ARE YOU, ANDREW? - I'M GREAT. - GOOD. - I'M GREAT. STRAIGHT FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS. - OH, YES, STRAIGHT FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS. - YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK SVELTE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. - KANDI, GREAT TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU AS ALWAYS. - SOON TO BE MARRIED. - YEP. I GOT ONE MORE WEEK. - ONE MORE WEEK. - KENYA, THE DRESS IS GORGEOUS. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - AND WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE HOLDING? - THIS IS A SCEPTER. - A SCEPTER. - YES. QUEENS CARRY THOSE. - OH, REALLY? - YES. SHALL I KNIGHT YOU? - ALL RIGHT. IF YOU HAVE THAT POWER. - YOU ARE NOW A KNIGHT. - WOW. - [laughs] - THAT'S ALL IT TOOK. ALL RIGHT, DO I NEED TO SIGN ANYTHING? THAT'S IT? - NOPE. - OKAY. HI, MISS SOUTHERN BELLE, PHAEDRA. YOU LOOK GREAT. - WELL, THANK YOU. - HI, PORSHA. - HELLO. - I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING LOOKS DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU. - REALLY? - YES. - WHAT? - YOUR ***. - [laughs] I'M APPALLED. - YOU'RE APPALLED? - YES! - I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT. - EXCUSE YOU, I ATE YAMS, AND I GOT MY TWINS, SO HELLO. - [laughs] - SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NEW TWINS, RIGHT? - [laughs] DO THEY LOOK NEW? SMELL 'EM. THEY MAY SMELL GOOD. - WHOA. - [laughs] - OOOOH. - OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT, BUT THEY LOOK GREAT. MAZAL ON YOUR NEW ***. - THANK YOU. - AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, CYNTHIA. HI. - HI. - EVERYTHING FEELING GOOD? - EVERYTHING'S FEELING GOOD. - OKAY, GOOD. - [laughs] HOPEFULLY LOOKING GOOD TOO. - PHAEDRA, I HAVE TO ASK YOU-- SOME FEDERAL INDICTMENTS AGAINST APOLLO FOR FRAUD AND IDENTITY THEFT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? - THAT'S ACTUALLY A COMPLAINT AND NOT AN INDICTMENT, BUT WE'RE DOING FINE, BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING. - OKAY, AND TO CLARIFY, YOU ARE NOT NAMED IN ANY OF THIS... - I HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY OF IT, AND NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT I WAS INVOLVED IN IT. - WELL, APOLLO AND THE REST OF THE HUSBANDS AND HUSBANDS-TO-BE WILL BE JOINING US A LITTLE BIT LATER, SO WE LOOK FORWARD TO TALKING TO HIM. NENE, IN THE FINALE, YOU WERE SICK. IT WAS DIAGNOSED AS WHAT? - PULMONARY EMBOLISMS. - MM. - YOU HAD PULMONARY EMBOLISMS. - WOW. - AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOW KIND OF DEALING WITH EVERY DAY OR... - YEAH, MM-HMM. I TAKE BLOOD THINNERS EVERY DAY JUST TO MAKE SURE MY BLOOD'S THIN, AND WHENEVER I'M FLYING, I WEAR COMPRESSION SOCKS. - OH, REALLY? - AND I HAVE TO GET UP AND STAND OUT--YOU KNOW, WALK AFTER, LIKE, AN HOUR OR SO. BUT I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. - GREAT. WELL, YOU LADIES ARE DEFINITELY KNOWN FOR GETTING YOUR HUSTLE AND WORK ON, BUT THIS SEASON, YOU ALSO FOUND TIME TO TWERK. TAKE A LOOK. [laughter] - TIME TO TURN UP NOW. - WORK, WORK, WORK! - WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS, THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DRAMA, BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, THEY DO KNOW HOW TO TURN UP. - WORK, WORK, WORK! - COME ON, BABY. [people cheer and shout] [laughter] - DO IT, NENE! OHH! - TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! - [laughs] [people cheer] - [laughing] - [squealing] - PORSHA'S DEFINITELY A TWERK MASTER. [laughter] - OH, MY GOD. - THAT'S MY FAVORITE. - MMM. - ♪ I'M TWERKING BY THE BOX ♪ ♪ BOX ♪ ♪ I'M TWERKING BY THE DOOR ♪ ♪ DOOR ♪ ♪ I'M TWERKING BY THE PIANO ♪ [laughs] I LIKE TO TWERK. HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. - HEY, LOOK AT MY WIFE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING. - WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT? [laughter] - CYNTHIA MIGHT BE ABLE TO WALK A RUNWAY. HOWEVER... [laughter] HER TWERK NEEDS SOME WORK. - OHH! [laughs] [laughter] - THAT'S A TIDAL WAVE RIGHT THERE, BABY. - HEY! [laughter] - YOU GOT TO LOVE IT. WE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT OF COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR TWERKING. DAVID FROM LONG ISLAND SAID, "YOU LADIES ARE TWO STOPS AWAY FROM BEING 50. "IF MILEY CYRUS IS IN HER 20s, IS IT APPROPRIATE FOR WOMEN YOUR AGE TO BE TWERKING?" - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO BE A CERTAIN AGE TO TWERK. I THOUGHT EVERYBODY COULD TWERK. - IF IT CAN BOUNCE, THEN YOU SHOULD TWERK IT. - ALL RIGHT. - AND ALL OF OURS BOUNCE. - THE THING ABOUT THE TWO STOPS FROM 50. THAT--YEAH. - [laughs] - MARISSA FROM ST. LOUIS SAID, "CYNTHIA, AS A BLACK WOMAN, "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF "FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO TWERK. "HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO KEEP A MAN LIKE PETER IF YOU KEEP ON MOVING LIKE AN OLD WHITE LADY?" - OH, MY GOD! - [laughs] - SHE JUST WENT IN! OKAY, WELL, FIRST OF ALL, LET'S BE CLEAR. I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING I'M THE BEST TWERKER HERE, BUT I THINK, YOU KNOW, I DO OKAY. I MEAN, I THINK, YOU KNOW, MY ROBOT MAY BE A LITTLE MORE GANGSTER THAN MY TWERK, BUT... - YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT THE EQUIPMENT, BUT SHE--YOU'RE A LITTLE STIFF. - NENE, WHY DO YOU THINK CYNTHIA'S TWERK NEEDS WORK? - I THINK WE ALL JUST SAW THE VIDEO. - WE ALL JUST SAW THE VIDEO? SHARON FROM BOISE, IDAHO, SAID, "PHAEDRA, AT ROLLER DERBY, YOU CALLED PORSHA 'STANKY LEG.' WHAT'S STANKY LEG?" - OH, STANKY LEG'S A COMMON DANCE THAT WE DO DOWN SOUTH... - THAT I JUST KEPT DOING. - YEAH. BUT SHE LIKES TO DO THE STANKY LEG ALL THE TIME. - YEAH. - SHE DOES. - IT'S LIKE A STANK WALK. - IT'S LIKE TWERKING IN A WALK. - YEAH. - UHH, YOU KNOW. - IT WAS ALMOST LIKE TWERKING STANKY LEG ALL AT THE SAME TIME. - LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TWERK IT AND WALK. - BY THE TIME WE GOT TO SAVANNAH, IT WAS LIKE... - IT'S LIKE TWALKING. - YEAH. - IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT, JUST TWERK WALK, AND THAT'LL SHUT IT DOWN. - OKAY. BRYAN FROM NEWARK SAID, "HAVE ANY OF THE OTHER LADIES FELT KENYA'S *** "TO KNOW IF IT'S REAL? "WATCHING HER SHAKE HER BUTT IN THE HOUSE, I'M NOT TOTALLY CONVINCED ALL THAT *** IS HERS." NOW, YOU GET THIS A LOT, RIGHT? PEOPLE THINK THAT YOUR BUTT IS FAKE? - I GUESS IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND PEOPLE WANT TO SQUEEZE IT, THEY MAY SAY THAT. - HAS ANYONE HERE FELT THE BUTT TO KNOW THAT IT'S REAL? - I FELT KANDI'S BUTT BEFORE. - YEAH? - YOU FELT MY BUTT? - YEAH. [laughter] - I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. - IT WAS NICE AND JUICY AND FIRM. - WELL, YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT, THEN. - YEAH, I TAKE EVERYTHING AS A COMPLIMENT. I'M NOT OFFENDED BY THAT. - WELL, PHAEDRA, YOU'RE A LICENSED DONKOLOGIST. - A PhD... - YES. - IN DONKOLOGY. - WHAT IS YOUR ESTIMATION OF... - SHE'S GOT A DIAPER ***, YOU KNOW? - A WHO? - A DIAPER ***? - A WHAT ***? - YEAH, LIKE, YOU KNOW... [mumbling indistinctly] - A DIAPER? - YOU KNOW HOW BABIES LOOK WHEN THEY WEAR DIAPERS. - I HAVE NEVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE BEDROOM. TRUST ME ON THAT. SO SOMEBODY LIKES IT. - WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - THAT WAS ALSO QUITE SOMETHING IN MEXICO WHEN YOU SAID-- WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ***? - I... [laughs] I WAS JUST BEING SILLY. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SOMEONE GOING AFTER SOMEONE'S HUSBAND OR MAN OR THINGS LIKE THAT. BUT ONE THING I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH IS GETTING SOME ***, BECAUSE THERE'S *** EVERYWHERE. IF YOU GO OUT TO THE MAILBOX, SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU ***. IF YOU, YOU KNOW, GO TO HOME DEPOT, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME OIL, "HEY, HERE'S SOME OIL. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ***?" SO I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A *** AIN'T ONE. - [chuckles] - VERY GOOD. - JUST FOR THE RECORD... [laughter] I GO TO HOME DEPOT AND EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME... AND WHEN I BUY MY SUPPLIES, NOBODY OFFERS ME ***. [laughter] - IT'S IN THE SUBTEXT. IT'S IN THE SUBTEXT. - COMING UP... - MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEING A ***, AND I WOULDN'T CALL YOU ONE. - YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR. YOU ARE A DUMB HO. SHUT UP. - I WILL [bleep] YOU UP! - WE ARE BACK AT THE GEORGIAN BALLROOM WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. WELL, KANDI, YOU FINALLY FOUND THAT FOREVER KIND OF LOVE, AND SOON, YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING YOUR WAY DOWN THE AISLE. BUT THIS YEAR, INSTEAD OF BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW, YOU HAD TO FIGHT OFF ALL THE HATERS. WATCH THIS. - YEAH! OOH! [both smooch] - MMM. - GOOD MORNING. - I'M STARVING. GOOD MORNING. - TODD AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TWO YEARS NOW AND HE PUT A RING ON IT. [laughs] MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW THAT DID A PRENUP, IT WAS JUST REAL SIMPLE. THEY GAVE THEM THE PRENUP, AND THEY SIGNED IT. PHAEDRA, APOLLO. - SO SHE JUST PASSED IT TO HIM, AND HE WAS JUST LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, COOL"? - YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT'S GOT TO BE A BIG NEGOTIATION. - TODD KNOWS HOW TO FIND HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS TO BETTER HIMSELF. - REALLY? - WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS. DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MAN AND MY CHILD AND MY MAMA. [laughter] DON'T TALK ABOUT HER MAN, HONEY. IT'S MY MAN. EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT MY MAN. MY MAN. - I GOT A CALL FOR A JOB. THE EXEC WANTS ME TO COME TO NEW YORK. - DON'T LET ME BE THE REASON THAT YOU'RE STAYING IF YOU JUST THINK I JUST WANT YOU HERE TO HELP ME. - YOU GOT A POSITION OPEN ON YOUR TEAM? - YOU CANNOT QUIT IT NO MORE. - I'M WITH YOU. - ♪ I MADE UP MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE MAN FOR ME ♪ ♪ AND I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY ELSE LIKES IT ♪ ♪ WE GOT THAT FOREVER, FOREVER... ♪ - I AM? ♪ FOREVER KIND OF LOVE ♪ - ♪ WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪ YOU KIND OF LOCKED ME DOWN PRETTY QUICK. - [laughs] - LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO ATLANTA. - ♪ WE GON' LAST FOREVER ♪ I LOVE YOU TOO. both: ♪ FOREVER ♪ - WE GOT TO START PLANNING THE WEDDING. - ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ - [chuckling] - SO, KANDI, WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP WITH A MOTHER'S LOVE? - WELL, WE JUST RELEASED THE DVD. AND WE'RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT TOURING IT LATER. - WHAT DID TYLER PERRY THINK ABOUT THE PLAY? - HE ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE MUSIC. HE CALLED ME A COUPLE OF TIMES ABOUT IT, BACK TO BACK, AND WAS LIKE, "I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT." YOU KNOW, HE WAS LIKE-- HE REALLY, REALLY LIKED IT. - WELL, GOOD. - YEAH. - NENE, GOT A LOT OF COMMENTS FOR YOU SAYING THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE SHADY IN DECLINING BEING IN KANDI'S PLAY, THAT YOU KIND OF WERE PUTTING DOWN A KANDI BURRUSS PRODUCTION. - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. KENYA SAID IT. SHE SAID IT WAS A CHITLIT CIRCUIT, AND I SAID, "I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO IT RIGHT NOW." - I THINK IN YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T GO FROM A RYAN MURPHY PRODUCTION TO A KANDI BURRUSS PRODUCTION. - MM-HMM. THAT'S TRUE. - SO THAT SEEMED A LITTLE... - WELL, IT WASN'T SHADE TO ME. - DID YOU TAKE ANY SHADE FROM IT? - TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I DIDN'T. WE ARE NOT THE CLOSEST, AND IF I HIRED HER, THAT MEANT SHE WOULD BE WORKING FOR ME, AND I DOUBT VERY SERIOUSLY SHE WOULD WANT TO DO THAT. [laughs] - NO, THAT'S TRUE. I TURN JOBS DOWN ALL THE TIME, SO... - TYLER FROM POCATELLO, IDAHO, SAID, "CYNTHIA, NATALIE NEVER USED THE WORD 'OPPORTUNIST.' SO WHY DID YOU RUN AROUND TELLING EVERYONE SHE DID?" - I FELT LIKE IT WAS IMPLIED. SO WHETHER SHE ACTUALLY SAID IT OR NOT-- IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HE SWERVES HIS WAY." I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO KIND OF--TO ME, KIND OF LED BACK TO THE SAME THING. BUT I ALWAYS SAID THAT THAT'S JUST WHAT I FELT WAS IMPLIED. - DO YOU THINK TODD IS AN OPPORTUNIST? - TO BE VERY HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW TODD THAT WELL... - UH-HUH. - TO REALLY SAY ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, SO I COULDN'T REALLY SAY. - PHAEDRA, YOU KNOW HIM VERY WELL. DO YOU THINK TODD IS AN OPPORTUNIST? - NOPE. AND I ALWAYS KNEW THAT HE'D BE HER HUSBAND. I TOLD HER THAT FROM DAY ONE. - HAS HE SIGNED THE PRENUP YET? - WE'RE--I'M STILL HAVING IT DRAWN UP. I'M STILL DOING MY PART. - EIGHT DAYS. - I KNOW. - I KNOW WE'RE DOCUMENTING THE WEDDING FOR BRAVO. - YEAH. - IS THAT ADDING EXTRA... - OF COURSE. - YES. - DEFINITELY. - YEAH. - IT'S A LOT GOING ON. - AND JOYCE WILL BE JOINING US A LITTLE BIT LATER. - MM-HMM. - HOW ARE THE TWO OF YOU RIGHT NOW? - UM, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE FINE, YOU KNOW. I'M NOT GONNA SAY SHE'S FINE WITH EVERYBODY, BUT ME AND MY MOTHER ARE FINE WITH EACH OTHER. - WELL, THERE'S DEFINITELY A HISTORY OF LATENESS IN THIS GROUP. BUT, NENE, THIS SEASON, YOU TOOK A PARTICULAR INTEREST IN CALLING OUT WHOEVER WAS TARDY FOR THE PARTY. WATCH THIS. - NOW, WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS... [snaps fingers] BE ON TIME. THESE GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE ISSUES WITH GETTING TO PLACES ON TIME. - WELCOME, YOU GUYS, TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BAILEY BOWL. - KANDI IS LATE. CYNTHIA SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER THAT WE WERE GONNA START YESTERDAY. - YOU TOLD EVERYBODY TO BE HERE AT WHAT TIME? - 11:00. - 11:00 A.M. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. I'M SORRY. - ONCE AGAIN, PHAEDRA, KANDI, AND PORSHA ARE LATE. - WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE? - YOU'RE LATE, ***. YOU JUST GOT HERE. - AM I LATE? I DON'T THINK I'M LATE UNLESS I'M THE LAST ONE. - THAT IS SOME BULL-IT. - FIRST OF ALL, I DO NOT LIKE TO WAIT ON OTHER ***. - AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT WHAT YOU SAYING, SO SIT YOUR *** DOWN! - NOW, I KNOW NENE WAS ONE RICH BEEP, BEEP, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS HIRING INTERPRETERS NOW. SHE SHOULD'VE SPENT A FEW MORE DOLLARS AND GOT SOMEONE BESIDES AN ESCAPEE FROM *** ISLAND. - HELLO. - HEY. - I AM VERY IRRITATED RIGHT NOW. DID YOU TEXT ME? - I'M HERE, NENE, I'M HERE. - NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT TEXTING YOU TO LET YOU KNOW. - WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, BECAUSE WHEN I'M LATE, I TEXT YOU. - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DO. - C.P. TIME, HONEY. MM-HMM. - OKAY, SO, NENE, ELAINA FROM BROOKLYN SAYS THAT "YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. "WHEN KANDI HAD HER DANCE EVENT, YOU SHOWED UP VERY LATE, "BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR EVENT, "YOU WANT EVERYONE TO BE ON TIME. "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE THE QUEEN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BOW DOWN TO YOU." - OKAY. - DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A DOUBLE STANDARD AT ALL-- - NO, I DON'T. THERE ARE PEOPLE AMONGST THIS GROUP THAT ARE LATE CONSTANTLY, BUT I THINK BEING LATE IS RUDE. IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 2:00 AND YOU COME AT 4:00, IT'S JUST PLAIN OLD DISRESPECTFUL, IN MY OPINION. - WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BIGGEST OFFENDER HERE? - I THINK KANDI IS. - [laughs] - KANDI, YOU HAVE BEEN... - YEAH, I KNOW. I'VE BEEN LATE LOTS OF TIMES. - BUT SHE'S DONE A LOT BETTER THIS SEASON, I WILL SAY THAT, 'CAUSE KANDI GOT HERSELF A DRIVER, HONEY. - SHE STARTED OFF... - SHE STARTED OFF BEING EARLY. - YOU STARTED OFF BEING ON TIME. AND THEN YOU FELL OFF AGAIN. - I WILL TAKE THE LATE AWARD, YES, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IN THIS GROUP HAS BEEN LATE MULTIPLE TIMES, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S ONLY MADE A BIG DEAL WHEN I'M LATE. - OKAY, SARAH FROM FLUSHING, NEW YORK, SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE KANDI STOPPED FOR A CHICK-FIL-A SANDWICH "WHEN SHE WAS ALREADY RUNNING LATE FOR THE SAVANNAH TRIP. NO RESPECT." - WELL, I MEAN... - DID YOU NEED THE SANDWICH? - WELL, I DID. - YOU DID. - BUT, NO, I HAD ALREADY SPOKEN TO PHAEDRA. I KNEW THAT--WHAT--HOW HER SCHEDULE WAS RUNNING. SO I DIDN'T SEE THE POINT IN TRYING TO GET THERE ANY SOONER IF I KNEW WE WEREN'T READY TO LEAVE YET. - BUT THAT JUST HOLDS EVERYONE UP, SO YOU GUYS CALL EACH OTHER ON THE PHONE. YOU GUYS SAY, "ARE YOU THERE YET?" "NO, I'M AN HOUR BEHIND." SO THEN IT'S JUST A DOMINO EFFECT, SO... - SHE'S RIGHT, BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE ASKING ME, HOW DID I KNOW I HAD TIME TO STOP FOR CHICK-FIL-A, THAT'S HOW I KNEW. - DOROTHY FROM DAYTON, OHIO, SAID, "KENYA, YOU KNOW YOUR *** WAS DEAD WRONG TO BE TALKING ABOUT KANDI'S WEIGHT." - I'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT KANDI'S WEIGHT, AND IF I MADE SMALL-- FIRST OF ALL, I'VE TOLD KANDI A MILLION TIMES, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE. SHE ACTUALLY HAS A SHAPE, UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW HERE. SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, AND I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE SHOULD HAVE. - I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I MAY NOT BE THE SLIMMEST, BUT I'M NOT THE WIDEST, EITHER. - DID IT BOTHER YOU WHEN NENE SAID, LIKE, "YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STOPPING FOR SANDWICHES?" YOU KNOW... - I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY, BECAUSE I'M LIKE, CLEARLY, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, I MEAN, SHAPE-WISE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD BE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT MY SHAPE OR MY WEIGHT. - I DON'T THINK I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR SHAPE. I SAID, "YOU DIDN'T NEED TO STOP FOR A SANDWICH." - YOU SAID I NEED TO STOP EATING SANDWICHES. BUT, TO ME, I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING. - WELL, YOU SAY YOUR STUFF TOO, SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - I KNOW. HE'S ASKING ME WHAT I THOUGHT. - OKAY, WELL, WE ON THE SHOW, SO YOU SAY STUFF. I SAY STUFF, AND... - I DIDN'T GET OFFENDED LIKE THAT. - YOU DISH IT OUT; YOU JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT. - SHE'S SAYING SHE CAN TAKE IT. - CLEARLY, I CAN. - OKAY, WELL, GREAT. - RASHIDA FROM DELRAY BEACH, FLORIDA, SAID, "PHAEDRA, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH KENYA, "BUT DON'T YOU THINK CALLING HER AN 'ESCAPEE FROM *** ISLAND' "WAS CROSSING THE LINE? "I DON'T KNOW WHAT CHURCH YOU WORSHIP IN, BUT THAT WAS NOT VERY CHRISTIAN-LIKE." - PREACH. - NO, WELL, KENYA SAID A LOT OF THINGS, AND THAT'S HOW I FELT AND THAT'S WHAT I SAID. - I'VE NEVER CALLED PHAEDRA OUT OF HER NAME, AND I THINK THAT ANYTIME THAT YOU, AS A WOMAN, CALL ANOTHER WOMAN NAMES LIKE *** AND *** AND THINGS LIKE THAT, A WOMAN THAT ALSO CLAIMS TO TOTE A BIBLE UNDER HER SKIRT EVERY DAY, THAT'S REALLY SORT OF BEING COUNTERFEIT CHRISTIAN. THAT'S DEFINITELY BEING-- - I DON'T TOTE A BIBLE, 'CAUSE I CAN LOOK AT MY BIBLE ON MY IPHONE. [chuckles] - WELL, YOU NEED TO LOOK IT UP, PHAEDRA, BECAUSE I-- - MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BEING A ***, AND I WOULDN'T CALL YOU ONE. - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. - OKAY. - THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. - I CALL 'EM AS I SEE IT. A SPADE IS A SPADE. - THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR. - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. - WELL, I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND CALLING YOU A ***. - I'M NOT THE ONE. - WELL, GOOD, DON'T BE THE ONE. HOLD YOUR LITTLE-- - WHAT'S--MOVING ON. - TOY. - COMING UP... - DON'T BE DIRTY. - I'M NOT BEING DIRTY ABOUT YOUR DOG. - THEN JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP, THEN. EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING. - KENYA, SHUT UP. ***, DON'T POINT THIS AT ME. - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. - WE ARE BACK WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. WELL, KENYA, THIS YEAR WAS FILLED WITH UPS AND DOWN FOR YOU, BUT WITH EACH NEW CHALLENGE, YOU JUST TWIRLED YOUR WAY THROUGH IT. TAKE A LOOK. - SO WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE WHOLE THING WITH YOU GETTING EVICTED-- THAT WAS TRUE? YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE FOR REAL? - THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS. TANYA, MY CURRENT LANDLORD, DID NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO TRY TO EVICT ME, BECAUSE I WAS NOT LATE ON MY RENT. YOU TRIED TO TWIRL ME OUT! - SAY HUH? - YOU TRIED TO THROW ME OUT! - COME ON, BREAK IT! - BUT I'M STILL HERE! - GIVE IT TO ME NOW! BRING IT! BRING IT! - I'M STILL HERE! [sirens wailing] DID THIS CRAZY WOMAN CALL THE COPS ON ME? - [speaking indistinctly] - THIS IS CRAZY THAT I EVEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS. - I'M GLAD YOU'RE NO LONGER HOMELESS, BUT WHO'S CAR IS OUTSIDE? - MINE. - KENYA HAS A MUCH SMALLER HOME THAN SHE WAS IN BEFORE, BUT THE REAL TRIP WAS, SHE HAS THIS BRAND-NEW CONVERTIBLE WHITE BENTLEY OUTSIDE, AND SHE SAID THAT HER GUY IN AFRICA GAVE IT TO HER. - MM! WHERE IS YOUR INVISIBLE AFRICAN PRINCE? OR IS HE HERE AND WE JUST CAN'T SEE HIM? [laughter] - KENYA'S DATING AN OIL TYCOON. [laughs] LET'S LAUGH TOGETHER. [laughs] - UM, VELVET DIED. - [gasps sharply] I'M SORRY. - IF, YOU KNOW, GOD'S MAKING ROOM FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF ME HAVING A BABY, THEN I KNOW I HAVE TO LISTEN RIGHT NOW. - I'M SO SORRY ABOUT VELVET. - THANK YOU. I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH THAT EPISODE. - YOU HAVEN'T. - MM-MM. [sniffles] - IT'S STILL HARD? - SHE WAS MY EVERYTHING. SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. AND I FEEL LIKE SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE WHEN I REALLY NEEDED HER. I WAS, YOU KNOW, LONELY. I HAD JUST BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE THAT I WAS WITH FOR OVER FOUR YEARS THAT I LOVED TREMENDOUSLY AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MARRY, AND I JUST HAD A REAL LOW IN MY LIFE, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE SHE CHANGED ME FOR THE BETTER. I LOVED THAT LITTLE DOG MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, AND... [sniffles] - SHE DID. I MEAN, EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS THAT VELVET WAS KENYA'S BABY. AND IT WAS REALLY SAD. - YOU DIDN'T INVITE PHAEDRA, PORSHA, OR NENE TO VELVET'S MEMORIAL. WHY? - I THINK, AT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW, WE HAD BEEN SEEING THE SHOW BACK, AND THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS THAT WERE SAID THAT WERE REALLY, I THINK, BELOW THE BELT AND EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE AND UNCALLED FOR AND CRUEL. FOR INSTANCE, PHAEDRA SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT ME HAVING SCRAMBLED EGGS. AS A WOMAN TRYING TO HAVE A CHILD AND GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS AND TO MAKE FUN OF THE FACT THAT THAT IS AN ISSUE FOR ME, I THINK, IS WELL BELOW THE BELT. AND AT THAT POINT IN TIME, I HAD LEARNED OF SOME THINGS THAT NENE HAS SAID ABOUT ME AND DONE TO ME. AND-- - I DONE SOMETHING TO YOU? - PORSHA AS WELL, SO I FELT LIKE THAT IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE TO ASK-- IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE TO ASK THEM TO BE THERE. - BUT PLEASE BE CLEAR. I DID REACH OUT TO YOU AND SEND MY CONDOLENCES ABOUT YOUR PUPPY. - AND I DID AS WELL. - PHAEDRA DID REACH OUT AND SAY SHE--YOU KNOW, SHE WAS SORRY TO HEAR THE NEWS-- AND ACTUALLY, EVERYONE DID EXCEPT FOR NENE. - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I FELT REALLY BAD, AND I REACHED OUT TO HER BECAUSE AS A FUNERAL DIRECTOR-- AND, YOU KNOW, I OBVIOUSLY BURY ANIMALS AS WELL-- I WANTED HER TO KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, I WAS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HER, BUT I KNEW THAT VELVET WAS HER FRIEND. I MEAN, THAT WAS PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, ONE OF HER ONLY GOOD FRIENDS. AND I WANTED HER TO-- - SEE, THAT'S NOT FAIR FOR YOU TO SAY THAT. WE KNOW THAT THAT'S AN ANIMAL. FOR YOU TO SAY THAT WAS ONE OF MY ONLY FRIENDS, THAT'S SHADE, AND IT'S INAPPROPRIATE AT THIS TIME. - ALL RIGHT, HONEY, WELL... - IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING NICE, SAY SOMETHING NICE, BUT DON'T BE DIRTY ABOUT MY DOG. - I'M NOT BEING DIRTY. I'M SAYING-- - DON'T BE DIRTY ABOUT THAT. - I'M NOT BEING DIRTY ABOUT YOUR DOG. DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE. - WELL, JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP, THEN. - REALLY? - DON'T GO THERE ABOUT MY DOG. - I'M NOT GOING THERE ABOUT YOUR DOG. I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT... - I WOULD PREFER IF YOU JUST SHUT UP. - I REACHED OUT. WELL, HONEY, YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA. - YOU ARE NOT BEING TALKED TO RIGHT NOW, OKAY? SO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO TALK TO ME, OKAY? - ARE YOU MY MAMA? I DON'T THINK SO. YOU'RE NO ONE'S MAMA, SO YOU JUST KEEP YOUR LITTLE TOY TO YOURSELF... - DUST. - BEFORE YOU FIND IT WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK. - IT WON'T BE BY YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN REACH IT, SO SHUT UP. - OH, REALLY? THERE'S A LOT OF DYNAMITE IN THIS LITTLE PACKAGE. - WHO'S NEXT, ANDY? PLEASE, I'M BORED. - WELL, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR AFRICAN PRINCE. - CASPER THE FRIENDLY BOYFRIEND? [laughs] - EXCUSE ME, PHAEDRA? - [laughs] - CASPER THE FRIENDLY BOYFRIEND. - I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU MOVE ON. - OKAY. - TRY HARDER, SWEETHEART. - I DIDN'T REACH OUT TO KENYA ABOUT HER DOG, BUT I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH CYNTHIA, AND I SAID TO CYNTHIA, "MAYBE WE ALL SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND GET KENYA A DOG." AND SOMEONE SAID TO ME THAT SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE LOSE A DOG, YOU--MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT AND NOT GIVE THEM A DOG, BUT I DO KNOW THAT SHE LOVED VELVET. - I WANT TO CHANGE GEARS AND TALK ABOUT YOUR AFRICAN PRINCE. WE GOT A FLOOD OF COMMENTS AND EMAILS AND TWEETS FROM VIEWERS WHO DON'T THINK THAT HE EXISTS. DONOVAN LORD FROM DALLAS SAID, "IS HE LIKE YOUR ACTING CAREER: NONEXISTENT?" - [chuckles] - AH, HA, HA, SO FUNNY. LET THEM TRY TO READ ME IN PERSON. MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'VE DATED. I'VE HAD BOYFRIENDS THREE, FOURS YEARS-- ACTUALLY SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE-- YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE WITH ME WITH ANYBODY ON THE RED CARPET, TWITTER, FACEBOOK, WHATEVER THE CASE. YOU WILL NEVER FIND ONE, BECAUSE I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE UNDER THE RADAR WITH MY LOVE LIFE. I DON'T HAVE A NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE. SOME PEOPLE HERE HAVE MET MY GUY BEFORE, SO I DON'T NEED TO-- - ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER? - YES, YES. - YOU ARE STILL TOGETHER. - YES. - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM? - UM, THREE WEEKS AGO, WAS I IN-- - THREE WEEKS AGO. DOES HE COME TO ATLANTA? - HE'S NEVER BEEN TO ATLANTA, BUT IN OTHER CITIES, YEAH. - PORSHA, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. - YOU KNOW, YOU'VE STATED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GUY EXCEPT FOR SHOWING HIM. AND IT'S JUST VERY CLEAR THAT THERE IS NO AFRICAN PRINCE FOR YOU. THERE NEVER WAS. - [laughs] - YOU NEVER MET THE GUY. YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO THE GUY. YOU JUST RECENTLY TRIED TO PAY SOMEBODY TO BE ON THE SHOW. ABOUT $15,000, A SINGER, AN AFRICAN--NIGERIAN SINGER. - OKAY, THAT'S--FIRST OF ALL-- EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING NOW. ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT-- - DID YOU OFFER TO PAY SOMEONE TO BE... - THAT'S SOMETHING THAT IS A STORY THAT ORIGINATED FROM MEDIA TAKEOUT. I KNOW A PERSON NAMED DAVON-- - I ACTUALLY KNOW ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO SHE-- - EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING. AND DON'T LIE. - IF IT TOUCHES ME, IT'S GOING UP YOUR ***, ***. - PLEASE SHUT UP. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK. - STOP POINTING THIS AT ME. - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. I NEED TO MOVE. - OH, REALLY? WILL SOMEBODY GO GET THAT FOR ME, PLEASE? - I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU. - YOU NEED TO BE QUIET. - LIKE I SAID, I KNOW THE GUY WHO, UM-- - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR? - I KNOW THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY-- ARE WE BRINGING IN PROPS NOW? - YES, WE'RE BRINGING IN PROPS, BECAUSE CLEARLY... - IF YOU BLOW THAT OVER HERE, IT'S GONNA BE A REAL PROBLEM. - YOU'RE MISSING BATTERIES. - YES, IT IS. - IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR PROPS, YOU GOT TO HAVE THEM TOGETHER. - I KNOW, RIGHT? IT JUST FELL APART. - YOU TRYING TO PUT IT TOGETHER IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. - EXACTLY. [laughter] - WHEN YOU GET READY TO TALK WITH ADULT-- - WHAT I WILL NOT DO IS HAVE YOU TALK OVER ME, OKAY? SO AS I WAS SAYING... THE PERSON THAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, ANDY, IS A SINGER NAMED DAVON. - DID YOU APPRECIATE THAT, ALL UP IN YOUR EAR LIKE THAT? - SO ANYWAY, THE PERSON THAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT IS A FRIEND THAT I'VE DONE APPEARANCES WITH. WE EVEN JOKED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER THAT, YOU KNOW, MEDIA TAKEOUT CAME OUT WITH SOME RIDICULOUS STORIES, SO THAT'S JUST SIMPLY NOT TRUE. - OKAY. - HIS MOTHER ACTUALLY CALLED A FRIEND OF MINE AND TOLD HER-- ANYWAY, HIS MOTHER CALLED A FRIEND OF MINE AND TOLD HER THAT SHE HAD APPROACHED HIM TO BE ON THE SHOW. - THAT'S COMPLETELY A LIE. AND ACTUALLY, WE CAN GET MY PHONE OUT AND CALL HIM RIGHT NOW. - OKAY, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. - YEAH, THIS IS SILLY. I DON'T PLAY CHILDISH GAMES. - ANOTHER FAKE WALTER. - THIS IS SO SILLY. - I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR LITTLE SCEPTER SITTING THERE. - OH, DON'T FEEL BAD FOR IT, 'CAUSE IF IT COMES BACK ON THIS STAGE, IT'S GOING UP HER ***, RIGHT BETWEEN THE BALLOONS, BABY. DON'T--DON'T POINT NO DAGGONE SCEPTER AT ME. UH-UH. - [laughs] - I WOULD LIKE PORSHA TO SPELL SCEPTER. GO. [laughter] WE'LL WAIT. [laughs] - YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE A SEPTIC TANK, ***. - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. - JESUS. - OH, Y'ALL SO FUNNY. [laughs] - COMING UP... - YOU'RE A *** FROM THE '90s... - YOU ARE A DUMB HO. SHUT UP. - I WILL [bleep] YOU UP! - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! - SO YOU REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THIS AFRICAN PRINCE EXISTS? - IT'S NOT THAT-- IT'S NOT THAT I CARE. IT'S JUST, WE'RE ON THIS SHOW, AND AS PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW, THEY DO COME TO US SEPARATELY AND TRY TO TELL US THINGS. - I GOT IT. - AND FOR ME, THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S COME TO ME. SHE HAS SPOKEN ABOUT ME IN PUBLIC, ON THE SHOW, DURING OTHER SHOWS, ANY TIME SHE DOES PRESS, SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT WHAT HAS COME TO ME ABOUT HER AND TELL--CALL HER OUT ON HER LIES LIKE SHE TRIES TO CALL ME OUT. THAT'S IT. - WELL, NENE IS THE ONLY ONE HERE, I THINK, THAT HAS MET THE AFRICAN PRINCE. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - YOU DID MEET HIM? - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - NO? - THAT'S NOT TRUE. I THINK THAT KENYA TRIED TO PUT OUT THAT I HAD MET HIM, AND THAT'S JUST SIMPLY NOT TRUE. - OKAY, WELL, I'LL JUST PULL UP THE TEXT MESSAGES. - AND SO LET ME JUST EXPLAIN TO YOU... - SHE DID MEET HIM. - NO, I DID NOT. YOU CAN PULL UP ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PULL UP. - SHE WAS VERY RUDE. - YOU CAN PULL UP ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PULL UP. - "DON'T BRING THAT NASTY *** AROUND ME ANYMORE." - BUT IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME A QUESTION AND YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER IT, THEN I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION, AND I WON'T BE INTERRUPTED, OR WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. HOW ABOUT THAT? - NO, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU... - OKAY. - BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WE SPOKE ABOUT-- DIDN'T YOU MEET HIM IN THE LOBBY OF A HOTEL? - LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT HAPPENED. AND THEN YOU DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT I MET HIM, OKAY? - OKAY, I CAN'T WAIT, YEAH. - OKAY, I WAS WALKING OUT OF MY HOTEL IN BEVERLY HILLS-- YOU KNOW, MY HOTEL I LIKE TO STAY AT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. A MAN APPROACHED ME. IT WAS VERY DARK. IT WAS PROBABLY 10:00 AT NIGHT. HE APPROACHED ME AND HE SAID, "KEN MORA IS ACROSS THE STREET. KEN MORA IS ACROSS THE STREET." I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS SAYING. - OKAY. - HE HAD A VERY THICK ACCENT. I LOOKED AT HIM, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING?" "KENARA IS ACROSS THE STREET." I JUST KEPT WALKING. AND I GOT IN MY CAR WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND PULLED OUT. LIKE, TWO MINUTES LATER, KENYA CALLED MY PHONE, AND SHE SAID, "WHY THE HELL YOU WALK OFF FROM MY MAN, GIRL?" I SAID, "WHAT MAN?" AND SHE SAID, "MY BOYFRIEND." I SAID, "THE GUY"-- IT DAWNED ON ME THE GUY WITH THE ACCENT KEPT SAYING "KEN MORA," AND I GUESS HE WAS SAYING, "KENYA MOORE IS ACROSS THE STREET." - AH. - AND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT. SO I GOT IN MY CAR. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. AND I PULLED OFF. AND SHE SAID, "HE'S IN A BLACK FERRARI." I SAID, "NO, ***, WE'RE IN A BLACK FERRARI." SO SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE WAS DRIVING, OKAY? SO YOU TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I MET HIM, 'CAUSE THAT WASN'T--I CAN'T PICK THAT MAN OUT OF A LINEUP. - IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU RAN INTO HIM. - SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL MEETING HER BOYFRIEND, THEN I MUST'VE MET HIM. - WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS TRUE. THERE--THAT IS HOW SHE MET HIM, BUT SHE WAS SO RUDE, AS SHE IS WITH A LOT OF HER FANS. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FAN. - YOU'RE RUDE WITH YOUR FANS. - AND SHE JUST BLEW IT OFF LIKE, "OH, WHO IS THIS THAT WANTS TO TALK TO ME? WHATEVER, WHATEVER." AND HE SAID TO ME LATER, "YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE WAS SO NASTY AND SO RUDE THAT I DON'T EVEN"-- - SO NASTY AND SO RUDE. - "DON'T EVER BRING ANYBODY AROUND ME LIKE THAT." - SO NASTY, SO RUDE. [clicks tongue] SO NASTY AND SO RUDE. - WELL, SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH ON THAT ONE. - SO NASTY AND SO RUDE. - OKAY. ESTHER FROM WASHINGTON, D.C., SAID, "KENYA, WOULD YOU TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST TO PROVE YOU HAVE A MAN?" - YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD DO A LIE DETECTOR TEST, BUT, REALLY, IF SOMEONE IS SITTING HERE THINKING THAT I AM SO DESPERATE TO HAVE SOMEONE BELIEVE THAT I HAVE A MAN OR NOT-- I'M A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT. I'M SUCCESSFUL. I AM ACCOMPLISHED. IF SOMEONE REALLY THINKS THAT I CAN'T GET A MAN, LIKE, IT'S REALLY LAUGHABLE. - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT-- AND YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN-- WE SAT HERE LAST YEAR AND NO ONE BELIEVED THAT WALTER WAS YOUR MAN. - [chuckles] - AT THE TIME, WE ALL RESOLVED THAT AS WELL. KANDI KNOWS A LOT MORE ABOUT THAT SITUATION, AND SHE KNOWS WALTER FROM ANOTHER FRIEND. SHE KNOWS WE WERE DATING. - OKAY. - IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE PEOPLE THAT LAUGHED THE HARDEST AT ME LAST YEAR-- YOU KNOW, KARMA HAS DONE WHAT IT NEEDED TO DO. AND THEY'RE ALSO SITTING ON THE SAME COUCH--SITUATION AS ME. IF YOU LAUGH AT PEOPLE FOR THEIR MISFORTUNE INSTEAD OF SAYING, "YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRL? "LET'S THROW YOU A PARTY. "ARE YOU HAVING ISSUES IN THAT AREA? "LET ME HELP YOU OUT. I KNOW SOME GUYS. I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THAT." THAT'S THE KIND THING TO DO. - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PORSHA AND PHAEDRA... - WELL... - WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT KARMA. - I THINK THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT BACK AND LET KARMA TAKE OVER, BECAUSE I DON'T LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES, BECAUSE THAT'S KIND. - YOU DON'T? - THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT-- - EXACTLY. YOU DON'T? THAT'S A LIE. - IT REALLY ISN'T THE RIGHT THING TO DO. - PHAEDRA, DO YOU THINK THAT KARMA HAS BIT YOU IN THE ***? - NO, BUT I DIDN'T LAUGH AT HER. I ACTUALLY WAS HELPING HER WHEN SHE WAS HAVING HER RENTAL BOYFRIEND WALTER ON THE SHOW. SO ALL THROUGHOUT THAT TIME, I WAS SYMPATHIZING WITH HER, 'CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS FOR REAL, BUT WE FOUND OUT HE WAS A RENTAL CAR. - NO, HE WASN'T A RENTAL CAR, PHAEDRA. NOW YOU'RE GETTING YOUR INFORMATION-- - WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME. - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, RIGHT? SO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE ONE PERSON'S SIDE OF THE STORY IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THE TRUTH. - THIS IS THE THING, KENYA-- - WE'RE NOT GONNA OPEN THAT CAN OF WORMS, 'CAUSE THAT'S ABOUT AS DEAD AS THE HAIR ON HIS HEAD, OKAY? THAT'S BEEN DONE, OKAY, SO WE CAN JUST MOVE ON, ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT THAT DUMB STUFF. THAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR. WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS NOW, AND WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS. WHEN YOU TALK AND LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISFORTUNE OF TRYING TO HAVE A BABY, NOT BEING MARRIED, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? IT COMES FULL CIRCLE SOMETIMES. THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING. - PORSHA, DO YOU THINK KARMA BIT YOU IN THE BUTT? - HOW COULD I CALL SOMETHING SO UNFORTUNATE TO HAPPEN TO SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T DESERVE IT KARMA? SO OF COURSE IT'S NOT KARMA. BUT WHAT I DO GET SICK OF IS GROWN WOMEN SITTING UP, PLAYING THE DAMN VICTIM. YOU HAVE BEEN THE VILLAIN SINCE DAY ONE. YOU HAVE LAUGHED AT ME AND PHAEDRA AND ANY OTHER WOMAN ON THIS SOFA WHO YOU FELT THREATENED BY FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. AND THEN NOW YOU'RE THE VICTIM. THAT'S REALLY CONFUSING TO ME. AND THAT'S RIDICULOUS AND IT'S IRRITATING. - YOU KNOW, IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T PICK UP A DICTIONARY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MEANINGS OF WORDS ARE. BUT CERTAINLY-- - WHAT WORD? - WELL, VICTIM, BECAUSE CERTAINLY, I WILL NEVER CLAIM TO BE ANYBODY'S VICTIM. - SHE'S PLAYING THAT SHE'S PLAYING THE VICTIM. SHE'S PLAYING--SHE'S PLAYING THE VICTIM. SHE WANTS EVERYBODY TO FEEL SORRY FOR HER. NOW SHE WANTS TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE-- - EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING. PLEASE BE QUIET. YOU WILL NOT TALK OVER ME. - YOU NEED TO LEARN TO KEEP IT REAL CLOSE TO YOUR LIPS. - WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... - ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING... - SHE'S SITTING HER AS A SINGLE WOMAN... - I FEEL LIKE--WHATEVER. WHATEVER. - BECAUSE HER MAN PUT HER OUT ON THE STREET. - HONEY, NONE OF YOUR MEN CLAIM YOU. YOUR ***'S SO ROTTEN, NO ONE WILL CLAIM YOU, OKAY? - OOH. - OH, REALLY? - YEAH, IT IS. - OH, WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA ASK KORDELL THAT, THE ONE WHO YOU CHEATED ON. - CHEATED? OH, GIRL, PLEASE. - PLEASE. - GIRL, REALLY. SHE'S STILL JEALOUS. - YOU THINK SHE CHEATED ON KORDELL? - I'M REALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER. - I'VE KNOWN A LOT OF-- ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE THAT I CHOSE NOT TO BRING TO THE TABLE. - WAIT, WHAT DID SHE SAY NOW? - SHE'S SAYING THAT YOU CHEATED ON KORDELL. - LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT GONNA KEEP ON TALKING ABOUT MY CHARACTER LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOU'RE A *** FROM THE '90s, AND YOU'RE SITTING UP HERE-- - YOU ARE A DUMB HO. SHUT UP. YEAH, YOU WANT TO TAKE ME? - HEY, HEY, NO, NO, NO, NO. - I WILL [bleep] YOU UP! - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - I WILL [bleep] YOU UP. - GET FIRED. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! - WHOA! WHOA! - NO! NO! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! - SEE? YOU'RE GONE. - SERIOUSLY. - SHE SHOULD BE FIRED. - SERIOUSLY. - REALLY? THIS IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? - I'VE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH! I WILL [bleep] HER UP. - NO, NO, NO. - PORSHA, PORSHA. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. PORSHA. - WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. - WE'RE NOT DOING IT. - THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THAT SEAT. - LISTEN, PORSHA... PORSHA! DON'T DO IT, PORSHA. LISTEN TO ME, PORSHA. LOOK AT ME. DON'T DO IT. YOU HEAR ME? WE ALREADY HAD THIS TALK. - I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND GET HIT BY SOMEBODY ON TV. I'M DONE. SHE GOES OR I GO. SHE'S CRAZY. - PORSHA, LOOK AT NENE. NENE, TELL HER. - LISTEN TO ME. - TELL HER WE'RE GONNA SIT HER UP. - LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT-- - I HAVEN'T-- [muffled yelling] - SHH! - [sobbing] - PORSHA, PORSHA... both: PORSHA, PORSHA, PORSHA, PORSHA. - IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA APOLOGIZE. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. [all speaking quietly] - [sobbing] I'M SORRY, GUYS. - SHH. - DON'T. - WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS. - I KNOW. WE DID. WE DID. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. [sobbing] - COME ON. COME ON. - YOU GOT SOME TALL SHOES. - COME ON. - GET HER SHOES RIGHT HERE, CARLOS. CARLOS. - COME ON. - [sobbing] - IT'S OKAY. - [sobbing quietly] - CALM DOWN, PORSHA. YOU CAN. YOU CAN. - PORSHA... - DON'T BE. EVERYBODY HAS HAD A CRAZY DAY ON TV. - LISTEN... - YOU KNOW THAT. - REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. - MM-HMM. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. JUST DON'T GIVE IT THAT. - YEAH. - JUST STOP. - YOU'RE STILL EXACTLY WHO YOU NEED TO BE. YOU JUST HAD A BAD MOMENT. EVERYBODY HAS ONE. - IT'S NOT WORTH IT. - IT'S NOT WORTH IT. SHE'S NOT WORTH IT. - YOU KNOW WHAT Y'ALL RELATIONSHIP WAS. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT TRYING TO PROVE IT, PORSHA. - AND YOU KNOW SHE'S A HATER. - OKAY. MM-HMM. - PEOPLE ALREADY ON THE EDGE. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THE CRAZY STUFF. - 'CAUSE SHE-- - SHE ALWAYS DOING STUFF. - LET ME PUT YOUR BACK ON. - GET HER TEETH KNOCKED OUT. [both grunt] - CHILD... - [exhales] LORD JESUS. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO SIT OVER THERE, BECAUSE I ALREADY WANT TO SLAP THE DOG *** OUT OF HER, SO, LIKE, I JUST NEED TO... AND ALL THEM PROPS-- THE BULL HORN. GIRL, DON'T. JUST STOP. - THAT SCEPTER IS WHAT... - THE SCEPTER, YEAH. IT'S JUST LIKE-- ALL THAT POINTING IT. - I HAVE A WEDDING IN A WEEK, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH NOBODY. - BEAUTIFUL BLUSHING BRIDE. - SO ANYBODY GET ME TOO HYPE TODAY. - AND I'VE GOT A BACHELORETTE PARTY TO PLAN. [laughter] WITH A LOT OF WEIRD STRIPPERS. [laughs] - UH-OH. - I REALLY DO. [knocking on door] - COME IN. HEY. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NOT SO GOOD. - WHAT HAPPENED? - [sighs] HONESTLY, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS READY FOR THIS. I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST BEEN SO MUCH HAPPENING SO FAST. - MM-HMM. - LIKE, LITERALLY, I WAS FILED FOR DIVORCE. LIKE, WITHIN WEEKS, THE CAMERAS CAME. I STARTED FILMING. - WE'VE GOT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS. YOU WANT A DIVORCE? - I WANT TO WRITE A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I NEED DONE AND THEN IF HE DECIDES TO DO THEM, THEN WE CAN PROBABLY GO TO COUNSELING. JUST EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE JUST HIT ME AT ONE TIME. SHE'S BRINGING UP STUFF ABOUT KORDELL. YOU KNOW, SHE'S SAYING THIS, SHE'S SAYING THAT, AND THEN THE BLOW HORN... - YOU ARE A DUMB HO. SHUT UP. - I'VE LITERALLY BEEN TAKING SO MUCH FROM HER FOR TWO YEARS. CALL ME A *** ONE MORE TIME! I DON'T TAKE DISRESPECT! - THIS IS MY PARTY. YOU WILL BE DOROTHY DANDRIDGE OUTSIDE ON THE CURB. - NO, I WILL NOT. - PLEASE SEE HER OUT. NEXT TIME, DON'T GET MARRIED FOR A CHECK. - YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE CONVICTION OF A WIFE, EVER! IT JUST... I BLACKED OUT. - PORSHA, LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN. PORSHA! PORSHA! - I HAVEN'T-- [muffled yelling] - DON'T DO IT, PORSHA! - PEOPLE ACT OUT. - I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT WAS HAPPENING UNTIL I WAS LAYING ON THE GROUND, AND I OPENED MY EYES, AND I SAW NENE. - BUT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT TO GET PHYSICAL IS JUST NOT THE WAY. - ABSOLUTELY. LIKE, I'M-- FIRST OF ALL, I AM EMBARRASSED AND I AM DISAPPOINTED. BUT I FEEL LIKE, ALSO, I WAS LITERALLY PUSHED TO THE WALL. LIKE, IT WAS JUST SO MUCH THAT I WASN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE AT THAT MOMENT. - I DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE READY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. I WANT YOU TO GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT? AT SOME POINT, YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO HER. ALL RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. - OKAY. GET SOME REST. - OKAY. - OKAY. NEXT WEEK... PORSHA'S GONE, BUT THE REUNION CONTINUES. WE DON'T CONDONE OR EXCUSE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. - KENYA HAS A WAY OF PROVOKING PEOPLE. - YOU DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON ANYONE, AND ANYONE WHO DOES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SIT ON THIS COUCH. - WERE YOU SPENDING YOUR MONEY OR WERE YOU SPENDING KANDI'S MONEY? - NO, I WAS NOT SPENDING KANDI'S MONEY. - LET'S GO BACK TO A COUPLE YEARS AGO. - OKAY. - YOU HAD CREDIT CARDS IN MY NAME THAT I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT. - YOU CAN'T BE A HOUSEWIFE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A HUSBAND. - I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK VERY FAR, 'CAUSE SOMEONE'S HUSBAND STRAYS. - YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE WHO SAYS, "YOU NEVER WIN WHEN YOU PLAY DIRTY." - WHATEVER, CYNTHIA. THROW YOUR SHADE. - CYNTHIA, DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS CAN WORK THIS OUT? - UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST COME TO THE END OF THE ROAD WITH PEOPLE. - FOR MORE FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES, GO TO: