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Ba da da da da da 7 Minutes in Heaven! Oooo yeah!
Hi this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien. I'm here today with comedian Tracy Morgan.
What's up Tracy, how are you?
What's up bro?
How's it going?
Good.
Please talk about ways that you are or are not similar to a horse.
I don't eat hay.
Yeah.
And my *** is bigger.
Right.
Please say yes or no to whether the following adjectives apply to you.
Alright.
Enthusiastic?
Hard-working?
Smart-working.
Smart-working, okay.
Macho?
No.
Weird?
Yeah.
Scared of escalators?
No.
A fan of showers?
Yeah.
Yeah me too.
Oh, I wondered if you'd do impressions of any famous robots.
Yeah.
"Danger, Will Robinson!"
And R2D2: "Beeteldeedeedledeep!"
And I do 3CPO.
Um, "R2 has been known to make mistakes."
Ah, do you respect Shakespeare?
What do you think? Did you have to study him?
Who, Willy?
Yeah.
Mehhhhhhhhh, nah.
Please finish this sentence:
The one non-food item that I wish I could eat...
Mmm frisbee.
Yeah.
Alright, your antics have gotten us stuck in a closet on another planet
and I'm like your superior officer who is really mad at you
but also I want to ask out your sister.
We're already on this other planet, and now we're stuck in a closet?
This is the last time. You gotta pay attention when you're at the controls.
Alright, okay. Next time I won't get us stuck in a closet.
Um, how's Stacey?
Who, my sister?
She alright.
What's she um, what's she into?
I don't know what she into but captain
this was not my fault being in this closet.
Right right right, yeah yeah.
I was mad earlier, but...
Alright, I just wanted to let you know that Cap.
Is she like ah, a virgo? What's her birthday?
She's a scorpion, why?
Would you be super pissed if I asked her out?
We're gonna play a game called Tracy Morgan Gives My Mom Advice
so I'm gonna see if we can get my mom on the phone.
She's got a car that she's just been driving too long.
I'll explain it with her.
(Through phone) Hello?
Hi Mom?
Yeah?
Hi it's Michael. I'm here with Tracy Morgan.
Oh hoh, okay!
How you doing?
Hi Tracy, how are you?
I'm okay, your son's worried about the car you're driving.
You ain't gonna be satisfied till the muffler drop off, drop out on you
in the middle of the highway late at night
and a werewolf come and see you
and I don't want that to happen to you!
Oh thank you!
Cause you sound like a nice lady.
I am a nice lady!
So get rid of that jeep then!
What are you guys doing?
We're in the closet.
Oh my gosh haha!
Alright I'll talk to you later, mom.
Bye mom.
I know she loves that car, but we love her more.
You were a huge help there.
Thank you, well she's my mother, too.
I know.
Well I appreciate it, I think a lot of people think of you as a wild card like you said
but that's a wild card I like being around.
Thank you.
I've had a really great time with 7 Minutes in Heaven with Tracy Morgan.
In the closet! Peace.
And um, yeah.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
Don't cry, she's gonna get rid of that car.