Alabama's Redneck Cops!

So we're actually uh... comin' up here on this uh... apartment complex lookin' for a man that's done a crime. Sumn' 'bout uh, being a Mexican, sellin' drugs, you know those things go hand-in-hand. Uh, luckily though it's not just me alone, I've actually got my police dog here, Dale Earnhardt. Uh... she's actually a woman but... Dale Earnhardt's a helluva man and... you know, she's a good dog, see. She's actually real well-trained. See, look at this: H--hey Dale Earhardt this is a criminal! Go catch 'im! Go bring me that criminal! Look at her- f****n' attacks 'im. That man woulda had no chance. Hey look he's tryin' to attack me! F****n' just eats 'im up, man. Looka that, ain't no one gonna survive that! That's a good dog, Dale Earnhardt. You ain't gonna die like the driver did. Alright, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead and come in here, this uh... apartment complex. Go ahead and shut the door 'cus I'm a good southern gentleman. Looks like a dark room. Somebody's probably in here sleepin' so didn't talk to the sop system directed doesn't look like that it tree woodson's sir that papers this certainty there's no saluted since it's uh... uh... after-the-fact where dude these all right that wonderful analyst allure with no acceptable which train with looking up personal security illuminated but uh... absolutely right he's uh... asia and europe it non-it they are shot uh... democratic i'd about it for richard say like what you're the it were in the out we're everything i have no kilobits anyway here not territory will handle out more about you behavior yeah mere *** and archive argue right now and i steve people cards do yet them looks like we have had not come over here story about a will or qual sets that have been that way it in republicans the bighorn sheep peggy noonan changed but nothing can go ahead their here's this you there tonight helped pal watching hearing policy you for popping up and are part of the book to hold it for we talked about coming up pentagon made a copy to a quite eloquently ok politically vijay solo expert what do you know three successful operation to be say some assets quijote aftermath we see it army dropping out for aren't it strategy tonight about all lag all if the team that thirteen the