Joe Biden Jokes

Q: Why did Senator Joe Biden lose his voice on the campaign trail? A: A hair plug got stuck in his throat! Q: What did Joe Biden's advisors do on his first full day as vice president? A: They spent most of the day watering his hair! Q: Why shouldn't buy the Joe Biden action figure? A: It talks and talks and talks. You just can't get the thing to shut up. Q: Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure? A: The hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him! Q: Why does Joe Biden think Hilary Clinton is more qualified than him to be Vice President? A: Whe still has her original hair!