The Adventures of The Bubbleheads

The Main Characters The Priest>> I am Fr. Guyaume. They say I'm a pain in the ***. I like the open air and I hate angels! The Lads>> One simply calls by "The Lads", nevermind our real names. We're 2 brothers from Ireland here on vacation for a few months. We stay in The Irish Pub and see our cousin, Jack, each evening here Jack>> I'm a rich single, lonely American. I'm forever searching for a pretty french woman but I've lost hope. I've lived in france for over 20 years and studied french before. Finally I speak fluently. I believe americans are destined to be multilingual! Conne>> I'm a very pretty and sexy *** with a habit of loosing men. I have a dog and daughter inlaw - who are not worth mentioning The Adventures of the Bubbleheads. A animation produced by Matthew Jack>> I'm forever alone. I've noone to share my huge house with! I desire someone pretty. oh, I will be alone forever *sob* *sob* Conne>>...And now I must find a new man. Someone rich... Jack>> Hello, what a nice dog - what's his name?; Conne>>Hello Sir. I'm Conne and this is my dog Red Herring. You are? Jack>> I am Jack... Oh my!!! Jack>> I'm delighted to meet you!!!; Conne>>I am delighted to meet you too. You are from the USA? Jack>> Yes, How'd you know? But I lived here for over 20 years... Conne>>Haha, 'cause I'm clever. So you have a house here, in France? Jack>> Yes, a huge one. Want dinner there tonight?; Conne>> Um, excuse me sir!?! Actually, why not, sure. Jack>> Perfect. This evening? Oh, and I wonder, why are you carrying that Devil Pitchfork?; Conne>> No reason, it's just a cool accessory. Ok, here's my number... Jack>> Thanks. I'll call you. Here is a rose for you!; Conne>> Thanks Jack>> But be careful because the thorns are dangerous for your head! That evening... Conne>> This is the door? So big!; Jack>> Yes, It was the house of my parent's who dies a few years back... Conne>> Oh, I am sorry...But it is a lovely house. So you are rich then? Jack>> In effect, yes, I am rich but lonely.; Conne>> Oh, not anymore. I'll like it here, I think. Let's marry! That night Barman>>Your Beer, sir. That's %u20AC4. Angel>>How are you, sir?; Jack>> Hey little girl, you lost? There's no kiddies' party here! Angel>> I'm an angel, not a little girl!; Jack>> Ok, 'Angel', why are you here - in the pub? Angel>> I am here with a message from the gods for you Jack.; Lads>> haha, sure.; Jack>> Haha, and you know I'm an athiest? Angel>> Oh, for a day believe in gods and stories! Angel>> Yes, it's true, almost all the gods exist, and also many you don't know about! Jack>> Ok, little girl...um, Angel, what is your message?; Angel>> I'm here to warn you not to marry this woman, it'll be a disaster for you! Lad1>>I say do what you want, Jack. Don't take advice from little girls in angel costumes!! Haha Lads>> What happened?; Jack>> She just turned out the lights. stupid girl! Barman>> There, I found the switch.; Lads>> Where'd she go? Stupid girl indeed! A few weeks later... Priest>> We are gathered here today... Priest>> WHY IS THERE AN ANGEL IN MY CHURCH?; Angel>> It is not your church, but outside in the open air! Lads>> Don't worry father, she is just a little girl!; Angel>> I am not...; Priest>> Shut up!!! Priest>> And if nobody has any objection...; Angel>> I have an objection! Priest>> Little girls resembling angels don't count. So, no objection? Good, you are married! [cheers, screams] That very night Jack>> Dear, where are you? zzz Conne>> [evil laugh] good riddance Conne>> Oh, the rose. That gives me an idea... Conne>> Sombody call the ambulence, there's gonna be an 'accident'! Conne>> And that makes...Oh, lost count. Anyway, I'll be rich in this magnificant house, once the legal stuff is passed... Angel>> My step mother, I couldn't stop her. She is mad and will never stop!!! *sob* *sob* Cast: Paper, scissors....