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>> ON THIS EPISODE OF
"JERSEYLICIOUS"...
>> I WANT TO PARTNER UP TO DO
A CHARITY EVENT
FOR HURRICANE RELIEF.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> AND THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU GOT
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS
TRACY AND GIGI.
>> WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US
TODAY. LET'S JUST ALL TRY TO
WORK TOGETHER.
>> I FEEL, LIKE, THIS BENEFIT
IS GOING TO BE, LIKE,
REALLY FUN.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
INVITE NICK?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL
REALLY NEGATIVE ABOUT GETTING
BACK INTO A RELATIONSHIP.
AND I DON'T WANT IT.
>> I REALLY THINK THAT WE SHOULD
GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
OH, MY GOD!
>> ♪ TELL ME, DO YOU WANT IT?
CAN YOU REALLY
TAKE THE DRAMA
OF A JERSEYLICIOUS GIRL
LIKE ME?
I AM CRAZYLICIOUS
I AM SUPERLICIOUS
I'M THE JERSEYLICIOUS
GIRL YOU NEED
I'M WHAT YOU NEED ♪
>> HEY.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> MWAH!
>> SO YOU'RE HERE TO SEE MY MOM?
>> YEAH. SHE CALLED ME.
SHE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT
SOMETHING.
>> YEAH. SHE'S IN THE BACK
OFFICE. YOU CAN JUST
GO BACK THERE.
>> SO HOW'S EVERYTHING?
YOU GUYS BACK TO NORMAL?
>> YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU?
>> YEAH.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY SINCE
THE BOOK LAUNCH PARTY. 'CAUSE
HURRICANE SANDY HIT RIGHT AROUND
THE SAME TIME. AND EVERYONE IS
STILL RECOVERING. I'VE LIVED IN
NEW JERSEY MY ENTIRE LIFE.
NEVER IN MY 40 YEARS HAVE I SEEN
THE DEVASTATION THAT HURRICANE
SANDY BROUGHT TO THIS AREA.
SO IT'S A RELIEF TO KNOW THAT
EVERYBODY AT THE GATSBY'S OK.
>> HI, ANTHONY.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU
HERE FOR?
>> I GOT A MEETING WITH GAYLE.
>> EXCUSE ME, JACKIE. I'M GONNA
WALK YOU BACK THERE.
>> ALL RIGHT. HOW'S EVERYTHING?
>> HMM.
I JUST REALLY WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THE PARTY. LIKE,
I FEEL REALLY BAD WITH WHAT
HAPPENED. HONESTLY, ONE THING
LED TO ANOTHER. AND, LIKE, THEN
I FEEL LIKE I WAS BEING
ATTACKED, AND I ATTACKED BACK.
>> THAT IS [BLEEP].
YEAH. YOU'RE ALL VINDICTIVE
PIECES OF [BLEEP].
[BLEEP] YOU. [BLEEP] YOU.
AND [BLEEP] YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT. GET BACK.
>> IT WAS NOT THE PLACE...
>> I KNOW.
>> LISTEN, I THINK THINGS
GOT REALLY OUT OF LINE OK?
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT WHAT I
SAID TO HER, BUT I'M SORRY...
>> THAT'S FINE.
>> IT HONESTLY WASN'T THE PLACE.
HONESTLY...
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> HEY.
>> WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> MY PLEASURE.
[KISS]
>> SO HOW'S EVERYTHING?
>> EVERYTHING'S GOOD. I LIKE
COMING BACK HERE.
>> HOW'S THE BOOK GOING?
>> THE BOOK'S GOING GOOD.
THE BOOK'S GOING GOOD.
IT CAME GREAT.
IT CAME FANTASTIC.
>> AND WHAT HAPPENED WITH TRACY
AND, UH...
>> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T EVEN
GOTTEN A CHANCE TO TALK TO HER
ABOUT IT YET. BUT I'M JUST
GETTING SO TIRED OF IT. I'M JUST
GETTING SO TIRED OF EVERY
TIME...
>> YEAH. THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
>> WHETHER IT BE AN
ANTHONY ROBERTS EVENT OR AT
GATSBY, IT FEELS LIKE EVERY TIME
SOMETHING HAPPENS, IT'S GOT TO
END LIKE THAT...
>> I KNOW, BUT IT WAS BAD.
>> GIGI WENT FROM BEING IN
TRACY'S WEDDING TO NOW, LIKE,
THEY WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW. NOT TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
>> PLEASE! CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
>> OK. I HAVE SOMETHING THAT IS
REALLY--SOMETHING I REALLY WANT
TO DO. I WANT TO PARTNER UP
WITH A.R. SALON TO DO A REALLY
GREAT CHARITY EVENT FOR
HURRICANE SANDY. SOME PEOPLE
LOST THEIR HOMES. I JUST LOST
THE ELECTRIC AND THE HEAT
IN MY HOUSE. SOME PEOPLE LOST
THEIR BUSINESSES. I LOST MY
BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS.
>> I LOST IT FOR A WEEK.
>> AND I FOUND IT VERY
DIFFICULT.
>> OH, IT'S, JEEZ.
>> AND I'M STILL NOT MAKING
IT UP, AND WE NEVER WILL.
>> NO. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO
MAKE IT UP.
>> SO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
TO HELP SOMEBODY--
TO HELP FAMILIES. YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I HAVE TO THANK GOD
FOR WHAT I HAVE.
>> ABSOLUTELY. WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND, THOUGH?
>> I WANT TO DO THIS EVENT HERE
THAT WILL DO BLOW-OUTS, SAY,
20, $25. BECAUSE IT'S QUICK,
IT'S EASY. WE CAN TURN OVER
MONEY WITH THAT. AND THEN
I THOUGHT, ANYTHING WE MAKE IS
GONNA GO RIGHT TOWARDS
THE HURRICANE RELIEF, OK?
>> YEAH.
>> BUT ANYBODY THAT HAS BEEN
AFFECTED FROM THE HURRICANE,
YOU KNOW, WHO LOST THEIR HOMES
OR WHATEVER, OF COURSE, THEY
WOULD BE FREE, OR WE'D GIVE
THEM HAIRCUTS. YOU KNOW,
WHATEVER THEY NEED BECAUSE
THEY'RE REALLY AFFECTED BY IT.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND THEN I THOUGHT WE NEED
TO RAISE MORE MONEY. SO WHAT
ELSE CAN WE DO? I FIGURE WE
COULD DO A BIG RAFFLE. YOU KNOW,
KIDS LOST ALL THEIR TOYS.
SO YOU TRY TO THINK OF WHAT
THEY LOST.
>> YOU COULD DO, LIKE, A TOY
DRIVE OR A CLOTHING DRIVE.
>> TOYS. WE NEED CLOTHES.
WE NEED, UH--
>> FOOD.
>> FOOD. THANK YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> ANYTHING. I MEAN, THESE
PEOPLE LOST EVERYTHING.
THEY HAVE NOTHING.
>> YEAH. I'M DOWN. I'M IN.
I'LL GO TO MY STAFF. I CAN'T
SEE ANY OF THEM NOT WANTING TO
BE A PART OF IT.
>> YEAH. THE ONLY PEOPLE WE GOT
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS
TRACY AND GIGI. I'LL TALK TO
GIGI. I'M SURE YOU'LL TALK
TO TRACY.
>> WE'VE DONE THIS IN THE PAST,
THOUGH. WE KNOW HOW TO
HANDLE THEM.
>> HA HA. I DON'T KNOW.
>> IF THEY CAN'T KEEP IT
TOGETHER FOR A CHARITY EVENT FOR
THE HURRICANE, THEN I'M GONNA
KILL ONE OF THEM. THE FUNNY PART
ABOUT IT IS OLIVIA, LIKE--
OLIVIA DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I'M LIKE, SHE SAW FIGHTING FOR
THE FIRST TIME AND SHE WASN'T
INVOLVED IN IT.
>> OH, MY GOD. I KNOW. THAT WAS
REALLY--
>> YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HER,
TOO? YOU WANT ME TO SEE IF SHE
CAN COME UP, TOO?
>> OF COURSE.
>> OK.
>> GO AHEAD. GIRLS, GO, GO...
>> THANK YOU. THANKS.
>> OH, SUCH GENTLEMEN.
>> WHAT ARE WE CHEERSING TO?
>> NEW JERSEY.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO GO BACK TO
OUR NORMAL LIVES, YOU KNOW,
AFTER BEING COOPED UP AND
STRESSED OUT BECAUSE
HURRICANE SANDY HIT NEW JERSEY.
ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE LUCKY
BECAUSE ALL WE REALLY LOST WAS
POWER, YOU KNOW? MEANWHILE,
THERE'S A LOT OF NEW JERSEYANS
WHO LOST A LOT MORE.
>> DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE BOOK
LAUNCH?
>> YEAH. IT WAS FUN. NOTHING
LIKE RUNNING INTO MY
EX-GIRLFRIEND, THOUGH. THANKS,
BY THE WAY, YEAH, FOR TELLING.
>> YOU KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE
THERE.
>> I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE
IN THE VICINITY. I DIDN'T EXPECT
A FIGHT TO BREAK OUT, THOUGH.
>> I REALLY DIDN'T SEE WHAT
HAPPENED.
>> WHEN YOU SEE 5 GIRLS
ATTACKING ONE...
>> YEAH, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
>> IF THEY ONE DAY KILL EACH
OTHER, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
BUT 5 GIRLS ON ONE?
>> IF I SAW THAT, I WOULD HAVE
DID SOMETHING...
>> OLIVIA, IT WAS BAD. LIKE,
TRACY SAID A LOT OF NASTY
THINGS.
>> YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT TO
STEP IN AND THEN ALL OF
A SUDDEN, IT COME INTO, LIKE,
A 3-WAY FIGHT, YOU KNOW?
>> 'LIV, IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER
GOT TO THAT POINT. IT WAS
DISGUSTING.
>> ESPECIALLY THAT BEING MY
EVENT, THAT'S ALL I NEEDED WAS
BAD PRESS ON MY END, ON ONE OF
THE AUTHOR'S END. LIKE, I DIDN'T
NEED THAT.
>> HEY, AND NICK WAS THERE. YOU
GUYS REALLY WEREN'T
TALKING MUCH.
>> JACKIE INVITED HIM. I GUESS
SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE
SURPRISE, BUT--HONESTLY, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, THIS KID IS
SUCH A GREAT CATCH. LIKE, HE'S
SUCCESSFUL; HE'S ATHLETIC;
HE'S SMART. HE'S ESTABLISHED. HE
WORKS ON, LIKE, WALL STREET OR
WHATEVER...
>> SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> I'M STARTING ALL THESE NEW
THINGS AND ALL THESE NEW
VENTURES. I'M TRYING TO MAKE
SOMETHING, LIKE, BIG OUT OF
MY CAREER. AND IT'S LIKE, I
DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME LET
ALONE EMOTION.
>> AND FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE
MAY NOT BE THE GUY FOR YOU.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE OTHER GUYS.
>> WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO
FORWARD, BUT I DO HAVE A FRIEND
THAT--MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD
MEET. LIKE, MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO
OUT ONE NIGHT. LIKE, IN A GROUP
SETTING, SO IT'S NOT LIKE
A DOUBLE DATE.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S JUST SOMETHING.
>> JUST DO IT. HE COULD BE YOUR
PRINCE CHARMING AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW. YOU GET FREE DRINKS
EITHER WAY.
LOOK AT THE POSITIVES.
>> OK.
I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S
ALWAYS TRYING TO PUSH A GUY ON
ME. YOU KNOW, LIKE, MICHELLE'S
SINGLE. WHY DON'T THEY SET HER
UP? IT'S LIKE EVERYONE'S LOOKING
AT ME LIKE A PITY MAGNET.
>> WE'LL GO FOR SHOPPING FOR
AN OUTFIT.
>> I DEFINITELY HAVE OUTFITS,
BUT I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO
BUY MORE.
>> EXACTLY. OK, IT'S ON.
>> OK. I WILL SET IT UP.
[BROOKLYN AND MICHELLE LAUGH]
>> THANKS, GUYS.
>> I HAVE A STUPID QUESTION.
ANYBODY AFRAID OF, LIKE,
ANIMALS?
>> I HAVE AN UNREASONABLE FEAR
OF SNAKES.
>> I'M AFRAID OF DEER.
>> DEER?
>> YEAH. I THINK THEY'RE
THE DEVIL'S ANIMALS BECAUSE
THEY HIDE IN THE WOODS. AND THEN
WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING AND YOU
LEAST EXPECT IT, THEY RUN OUT
AND THEY TRY TO KILL YOU.
>> I KNOW THIS IS A RIVETING
CONVERSATION ABOUT ANIMALS
AND WILDLIFE.
>> RACCOONS...
>> BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
SOMETHING THAT MIGHT A LITTLE
BIT BETTER. I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU GUYS REAL QUICK BEFORE THE
DAY STARTS. I'VE BEEN TALKING TO
THE GATSBY. ME AND GAYLE HAD
A MEETING. AND WE'RE GONNA THROW
AN EVENT TO BENEFIT THE VICTIMS
OF HURRICANE SANDY.
>> OH, MAN. WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
>> I JUST GOT THE CHILLS.
>> I DID, TOO.
>> I REALLY DID!
>> I'M REALLY EXCITED, MAN.
>> WE CAN'T BUILD A HOUSE. YOU
KNOW, WE CAN'T REPAIR THE SHORE.
BUT WE CAN MAKE PEOPLE
FEEL GOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> WE WERE LUCKY. YOU KNOW, WE
LOST POWER. GAYLE LOST IT, TOO.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I HAVE
A HOME TO GO TO. I HAVE A BED
TO SLEEP IN. WE ALL DO.
>> I WANT TO THANK GOD THAT I
ONLY LOST MY POWER...
>> I HAVE A CLIENT WHO LOST
HER HOUSE FULL OF EVERYTHING...
>> YEAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS
SOMEBODY WHO WAS DEVASTATED OR
TOUCHED BY THIS.
SEEING WHAT HURRICANE SANDY HAS
DONE TO NEW JERSEY, IT ALMOST,
LIKE IT ISN'T REAL. ESPECIALLY
DOWN AT THE NEW JERSEY SHORE,
LIKE, I GREW UP DOWN THERE.
AND IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.
SO I'M HAVING A HARD TIME
UNDERSTANDING THAT, LIKE,
I CAN'T GO THERE THIS SUMMER.
LIKE, IT'S NOT GONNA BE THERE.
I CAN'T MAKE YOU GUYS COME TO
THIS EVENT, YOU KNOW...
>> NO. OF COURSE. WE WOULD ALL
BE THERE.
>> ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S ON
YOUR DAY OFF. BUT I WOULD HOPE
THAT YOU'D BE THERE. I ASKED
OLIVIA, SHE SAID, 100% COUNT
HER IN.
>> IS SHE GONNA DO MAKEUP?
>> SHE'S GONNA DO MAKEUP, YES.
>> NICE.
>> THE MORE OF A TURNOUT WE'LL
GET, YOU KNOW, THE MORE MONEY
WE'LL RAISE. AND THAT'S PRETTY
MUCH THE GOAL.
>> OH, DEFINITELY.
>> YEAH.
>> SO IF ANYBODY KNOWS OF
ANYBODY THAT WE CAN REACH OUT
TO, WHO COULD MAYBE HELP AND
HELP US DONATE STUFF OR, YOU
KNOW, BRING STUFF TO THE EVENT,
LET ME KNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> I AM DEFINITELY,
DEFINITELY IN.
>> I'LL GET A LIST FOR YOU,
AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> LOVE IT.
>> HI!
>> HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU?
HOW YOU FEELING?
>> GOOD.
>> MWAH! I JUST WANTED TO DROP
BY AND SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING
BECAUSE I KNOW ANY DAY, SHE'LL
BE ARRIVING.
>> I AM NOW PRETTY FAR INTO
THE NINTH MONTH OF MY PREGNANCY.
AND IT IS LITERALLY MOMENTS AWAY
UNTIL I HAVE LITTLE MICHAELA
IN MY ARMS.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS. WE HAVE
THE LOUIS READY! LOOKIT.
GOING TO THE HOSPITAL IN STYLE.
>> HA HA!
AND IT IS THE MOST ANTICIPATED
MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>> THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE ALL OK
SINCE SANDY HIT. I WAS SO
WORRIED ABOUT YOU BEING PREGNANT
AND THIS BIG HURRICANE. I MEAN,
DO YOU REALIZE, IT COULD BE
ANY MINUTE.
>> I KNOW.
>> ANY SECOND.
>> ANY SECOND...
>> I MEAN, IMAGINE WE'RE SITTING
HERE AND YOUR WATER BREAKS.
I'LL RUN WITH YOU TO THE
HOSPITAL.
>> I MEAN, BASED ON HOW I'M
FEELING, WE'RE GONNA JUST WALK
BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE.
COME HERE, ROO. COME HERE...
>> REALLY?
>> FOR US, IT'S EASIER TO WALK.
>> HEY, ROO.
>> HEY!
>> HEY. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> HI, DANNY. HOW ARE YOU?
EXCITED?
>> HUH?
>> ANY DAY NOW?
>> VERY EXCITED. SHE LOOKS GOOD,
RIGHT? SHE'S ALL BELLY.
>> SHE IS. FOR ME, I DON'T WANT
TO SCARE YOU, BUT MY WATER BROKE
WITH GEORGE. AND ALEXA, OH, MY
GOD. IT WAS SO PAINFUL.
>> HOW LONG WERE YOU IN LABOR?
>> I WAS IN LABOR FOR 6 HOURS.
AND THEY HAD ANOTHER DOCTOR COME
IN AND PRESS ON MY STOMACH.
AND MY DOCTOR WAS BECOMING
IMPATIENT. AND I HAD TO GET
INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL STITCHES.
IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLEST
EXPERIENCE THAT ANY WOMAN SHOULD
HAVE EVER GONE THROUGH.
>> NOW I'M GETTING MORE NERVOUS.
[DOGS BARK]
>> YOU KNOW, CATHY IS MAKING
CHILDBIRTH SOUND PRETTY SCARY
RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, I WANT IT TO
BE ALL FLOWERS AND DAISIES, NOT
"TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE."
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, AT THE END OF
THE DAY, IT'S YOUR BODY, IT'S
YOUR CHILD. HOWEVER YOU DECIDE
TO GIVE BIRTH TO MICHAELA.
MICHAELA WAS MADE, CREATED OUT
OF LOVE. AND SHE'S GOING TO BE
THE LUCKIEST LITTLE GIRL TO HAVE
THE MOST AMAZING PARENTS EVER.
MAKE SURE YOU TEXT ME WHEN SHE'S
IN LABOR.
>> WILL DO.
>> ANT.
>> IN THE BACK.
>> HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M WITHOUT
A MANAGER FOR A WHILE NOW.
AND I'M OVERWHELMED.
>> YEAH, I KNOW. I FEEL BAD.
>> BUT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
>> SO DID I.
>> BUT, WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME
GO FIRST. WHAT HAPPENED AT
THE END OF THAT BOOK LAUNCH
PARTY WILL NOT HAPPEN AT
THIS EVENT. WE CAN'T GO ON
KNOWING THAT WE CAN'T EVEN GET
PEOPLE TOGETHER IN A ROOM
WITHOUT YELLING OR MAYBE EVEN
GETTING PHYSICAL. I MEAN, ARE WE
NOT PAST THAT YET?
>> I WOULD HAVE HOPED THAT
WE WERE.
>> I WOULD HAVE HOPED THAT WE
ARE! NOT THAT WE WERE,
THAT WE ARE.
>> AND WHAT I SAID AT THE PARTY
TO CORY, LIKE...
>> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID TO CORY.
BECAUSE CORY DOESN'T PAY YOU.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT CORY RIGHT NOW.
OK, THIS IS ME HAVING TO KNOW
THAT I CAN HAVE MY STAFF
SOMEWHERE AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY
HALF THE NIGHT ABOUT HOW IT'S
GOING TO END.
>> OK.
>> BECAUSE GIGI MIGHT BE THERE.
>> THEN JUST TELL HER NOT TO
DRINK 'CAUSE...
>> AH, AH, AH, AH! AH, AH.
THIS IS TOO BIG OF A DEAL.
THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE.
AM I RIGHT OR WRONG?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE LAST THING I WOULD EVER WANT
TO DO IS RUIN THIS FUNDRAISER.
LIKE, SO MANY PEOPLE WERE, LIKE,
HURT IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS
IN STATEN ISLAND, IN NEW JERSEY.
AND WHEN I REALIZE HOW THANKFUL
I AM THAT WE DIDN'T REALLY GET
HIT. AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER LET
GIGI COME IN THE WAY OF THAT.
>> THAT'S IT.
>> I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DATE
TONIGHT. BUT I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT FEELING IT.
I'M SO TIRED.
>> EW. I HATE DATING.
>> I DO, TOO. THAT'S WHY I'M,
LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST
GONNA RESCHEDULE. I'M TIRED.
I NEED TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
>> YEAH. ME, TOO.
>> SEE YOU. BYE, SUGAR.
>> BYE, HONEY.
>> BEFORE YOU LEAVE, CAN YOU
COME IN THE BACK? I JUST NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
>> YEAH.
THIS EVENT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
AND IF THERE'S GONNA BE ANY
PROBLEMS, THEN I WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF
IT BEFORE IT HAPPENS.
OK, FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO TELL
YOU THAT I AM HOSTING A CHARITY
EVENT FOR HURRICANE SANDY. AND I
ASKED ANTHONY ROBERTS' SALON
TO BE A PART OF IT. AND ANTHONY
AGREED ON IT. AND ALL HIS STAFF
IS COMING, WHICH IS REALLY
GREAT BUT THAT INCLUDES TRACY.
I DON'T WANT ANY FRICTION AT
THIS EVENT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED AT
THE LAUNCH PARTY?
I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO ACT
SO POORLY AND CRAZY.
>> IT REALLY JUST GOT OUT OF
HAND. LIKE, THE GIRL CAME AT ME,
AND I FOUGHT BACK. I STOOD UP
FOR MYSELF. AND, LIKE, THERE WAS
THREE OF THEM ATTACKING ME.
TRACY AND HER FRIENDS ARE, LIKE,
FARM ANIMALS. LIKE, THEY SHOULD
BE THROWN IN A CAGE AND, LIKE,
WITH A KEY--LOCKED--
AND, LIKE, THROWN AWAY.
>> LISTEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN,
I GIVE YOU A LOT OF CREDIT FOR
STANDING UP TO ALL OF THEM.
>> WE'VE HAD PLENTY OF EVENTS
HERE. AND I'VE NEVER CONDUCTED
MYSELF OR HANDLED A SITUATION
LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE MY WORD,
LIKE, THAT I'M NOT GOING TO
START ANYTHING. I MEAN, I KNOW
IT HAPPENED BEFORE THIS LAUNCH
PARTY. BUT, LIKE, I HOPE THAT
SHIP HAS SAILED. BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO EVER CONDUCT MYSELF LIKE
THAT EVER AGAIN.
>> SO I HAVE YOUR WORD.
>> YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
>> HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
>> YOU, TOO.
>> ALL RIGHT, HON.
>> YOU MAKE MOZZARELLA HERE?
>> YEAH. THIS IS FRESH
MOZZARELLA.
WE'VE STARTED TO STIR IT.
>> HAVE YOU EVER HAD
MOZZARELLA FRESHLY MADE?
>> I MEAN, I'VE HAD IT. LIKE,
I'VE HAD THE FRESH KIND IN,
LIKE, THE TUB, THE TUPPERWARE.
IT'S LIKE FLOATING BALLS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS
LIKE? REMEMBER HOW YOU DID
PAPIER-MACHE AS A LITTLE KID?
>> YES!
>> RIGHT?
>> HI.
>> HELLO.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> HI.
>> THIS IS MY FRIEND STEVE.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU? A PLEASURE.
>> HI. HOW ARE YOU? MWAH.
OLIVIA. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> HI. MICHELLE.
>> HI. HOW ARE YOU?
>> EVEN THOUGH BROOKLYN IS KIND
OF CONSIDERING THIS, LIKE,
A SETUP DATE FOR ME, I'M NOT
CONSIDERING IT A DATE. THAT'S
WHY I'M BRINGING MICHELLE ALONG
WITH ME, SO I CAN CONSIDER IT,
LIKE, A NIGHT OUT WITH FRIENDS.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HERE'S TO LUCK.
>> CHEERS.
>> TO LUCK.
>> TO LUCK!
>> TO MOZZARELLA.
>> AND MOZZARELLA!
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK.
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
>> THAT'S BAD LUCK, BRO.
>> ACTUALLY IT'S BAD SEX
FOR 7 YEARS.
>> HA HA!
YOU JUST MADE THAT UP.
>> NO, I SWEAR.
>> HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW
EACH OTHER?
>> WE MET--WELL, WE WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.
>> WERE YOU GUYS INTIMATE IN
HIGH SCHOOL AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
>> NO! HA HA!
>> WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? YOU
REALLY THINK I WOULD BRING OUT
SOMEBODY...
>> I'M KIDDING.
>> CAN YOU IMAGINE?
>> NO, I CAN'T, REALLY.
THAT'S CRAZY...
>> HA HA!
>> I DROPPED MY CHEESE.
>> YOU ALL RIGHT...
>> SO WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
>> I'M IN LAW ENFORCEMENT.
YEAH, I'M A DEPUTY SHERIFF.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> DO YOU HAVE PBA CARDS?
[LAUGHTER]
>> "JUST HANDCUFFS."
>> MICHELLE'S LIKE,
"I'M SICK OF USING MY ***."
>> I WAS GONNA SAY, LIKE, "THIS
WORKS FOR A DUDE, BUT, LIKE..."
>> YOU ACTUALLY MIGHT GET MORE
TICKETS IF YOU GIVE HIM MY
CARD, SO...
>> WHAT KIND OF COP ARE YOU?
>> NOW, WHAT IS A SHERIFF? LIKE,
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT
A SHERIFF IS.
DO YOU WEAR, LIKE, STIRRUPS
AND STUFF?
>> NO, NO, NO...
>> YOU DON'T? NO?
>> YEAH. WE RIDE AROUND OUR
HORSES. NO, UM...
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> I'M 25.
>> WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
>> MARCH 21st. I'M AN AR--
>> ARIES. I WAS ABOUT TO:
"ARE YOU AN ARIES?"
>> 'CAUSE I'M RIGHT, LIKE, ON
THE CUSP. WHAT ARE YOU?
>> VIRGO.
>> WHAT'S THAT, LIKE, A FISH
OR SOMETHING?
>> NO.
>> HA HA!
>> THAT'S A PISCES.
>> OH, PISCES IS A FISH.
WHAT'S A VIRGO?
>> THE ***.
>> AH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> NOW, YOU'RE...
>> YOU'RE A RAM.
>> YOU'RE A RAM.
>> I'M THE RAM, YEAH.
>> YOU RAMMED A ***?
>> AWESOME.
>> HA HA! GOOD FOR YOU!
>> MICHELLE, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY
TAKEN JACKIE'S SPOT OF QUEEN
OF AWKWARD.
>> I FEEL REALLY DUMB, ACTUALLY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> ANYWAY...SO...HA HA!
>> WE GOT TO MAKE THAT MOVIE.
>> OK.
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
DINNER'S ON ME TONIGHT, GUYS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> THEY'RE MY RIDE. SO I HAVE
TO GO WITH THEM. BUT WE SHOULD
DEFINITELY MEET SOMETIME.
>> OK.
>> DEFINITELY MEET AGAIN.
>> IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
>> IT WAS NICE MEETING,
YOU, TOO.
>> TAKE CARE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
STEVE SEEMS LIKE A GREAT GUY,
YOU KNOW? HE'S NICE. HE'S CUTE.
BUT MICHELLE SEEMED TO MAKE
A BIT MORE OF A CONNECTION THAN
I DID. AND, HONESTLY, I THINK
MICHELLE COULD GET A JOB AS,
LIKE, A DATE DEFLECTOR.
>> SO?
>> "SO..."?
WHAT?
>> YOU DIDN'T SEEM NERVOUS.
>> IT'S NOT--I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
IT WAS A DATE AT ALL.
>> SO YOU DON'T MIND IF I
CALL HIM?
[MICHELLE LAUGHS]
>> WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU?
>> 'CAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
>> IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE. GUILTY.
>> OK. SO WE'RE HAVING
THE CONTRACTIONS AT HOME.
>> UH-HUH.
>> AND THEN WE THINK IT'S TIME
TO GO THE HOSPITAL.
>> OK.
>> WE BOTH AGREED THAT WE ARE
GONNA CALL OUR PARENTS WHEN?
>> AS WE'RE ABOUT TO WALK TO
THE HOSPITAL.
>> EXACTLY.
MY BIRTH PLAN IS SOMETHING THAT
I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY. AND DANNY
REALLY NEEDS TO BE UP TO SPEED
ON ANYTHING THAT COULD HAPPEN
WHEN I GO INTO LABOR.
WHAT HAPPENS IS THE CONTRACTIONS
WILL RADIATE TO YOUR LOWER BACK.
SO, LIKE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
LEAN ON SOMETHING.
LIKE THIS. AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO RUB MY LOWER BACK.
>> LIKE THIS?
>> YEAH. AND I'M GONNA BE
SCREAMING. SO IT'S GONNA BE...
>> SEE WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN...
HELLO, MICHAELA!
>> SO THEN THERE'S ALSO GONNA BE
THIS. I'M GONNA HAVE
CONTRACTIONS, AND I'M GONNA GO,
LIKE, "AAH!"
OR I COULD BE, LIKE, "GRRR!"
>> I THINK ALEXA IS OVERPLANNING
JUST A LITTLE BIT. I MEAN, SHE
NEEDS TO JUST RELAX.
>> "DANNY, I CAN'T TAKE THIS
ANYMORE! I WANT AN EPIDURAL."
>> WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS ALEXA
IS GONNA PUT ON HER COAT. WE'RE
GONNA WALK TO THE HOSPITAL.
AND THAT'S OUR TRAINING.
YOU'RE GIVING ME INFORMATION
OVERLOAD RIGHT NOW.
>> I JUST WANT TO GO OVER A FEW
THINGS TO MAKE SURE THAT, OH,
JUST THE PASSAGE OF MY BABY
THROUGH MY *** IS SAFE.
>> ME, TOO.
>> I THINK IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA
IF WE MAYBE TRY TO DO A LITTLE
TEST RUN OVER THERE, YOU KNOW?
>> WILL THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY
IF WE DO THIS AND KEEP YOU CALM?
NO PROBLEM.
>> "OH, MY GOD."
>> LOOK, ROO HAS CONTRACTIONS,
TOO. OH, MY GOD.
>> DANNY!
>> ROO, I GOT TO PUT YOU DOWN.
MOMMY'S HAVING A BABY.
[ALEXA GROWLS]
>> OK. I'M TIRED.
>> ALL RIGHT. ANYONE WANT TO GO
FOR A COCKTAIL?
>> HA HA. ACTUALLY I DON'T
MIND THAT.
>> MARTWONIS?
>> 2, 3, 5?
>> I NEVER DO MORE THAN TWO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND JEFF
ALWAYS SAY ABOUT MARTINIS.
>> YES, YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY
THEY'RE LIKE ***. ONE IS TOO
LITTLE. THREE IS TOO MANY.
I KNOW.
>> ONE'S NOT ENOUGH.
THREE IS TOO MANY.
>> WE'RE TEACHING THESE KIDS
EVERYTHING.
>> I'M LEARNING ALL ABOUT
THE ***/MARTINI CONVERSATION.
>> HAVE FUN.
>> I'LL DRINK ONE FOR YOU.
>> YUP? ABSOLUTELY.
3:00 WITH JEFF.
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU
THEN. BYE-BYE.
HI, CATHY. HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M HERE FOR THE BILLS AGAIN.
>> WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF BILLS.
>> YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
IN A WHILE.
>> I KNOW. IT FEELS GOOD NOT
TO BE HERE. SO...
>> BEFORE YOU GO, ONE OTHER ONE.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> OPEN IT.
>> GATSBY, A.R.
>> I REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN CATHY
IN A WHILE. BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING
SOME PROBLEMS STILL WITH THE
WHOLE PARTNERSHIP THING AND THE
WAY THE WHOLE PHILLY THING WENT
DOWN. SO BEING ABLE TO HAVE HER
COME TO THIS CHARITY EVENT
WOULD BE HUGE BECAUSE IT MIGHT
BE AN OLIVE BRANCH EXTENDED,
AND IT COULD HELP SAVE OUR
PARTNERSHIP.
>> VERY NICE. VERY NICE...
>> I'D REALLY LOVE FOR THE
GIOVES TO BE THERE.
>> ARE YOU DEALING WITH ANY
CATERERS?
>> ME AND GAYLE HAVE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT SO MANY THINGS
RIGHT NOW, I DON'T THINK WE'VE
REALLY NAILED DOWN ONE YET.
BUT, UH...
>> WELL, I'D LIKE TO--BRING
SOME...I'D LIKE TO HELP OUT.
>> I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>> OK. THIS IS A REALLY NICE
THING THAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR THE HURRICANE VICTIMS.
>> I MEAN, I JUST KNOW YOU GUYS
LIVING ON STATEN ISLAND,
YOU KNOW HOW BAD
STATEN ISLAND WAS...
>> STATEN ISLAND WAS HIT
TERRIBLY...
>> AS BAD AS JERSEY.
IF WE COULD TAKE AN EVENT AND DO
SOMETHING GOOD FOR PEOPLE.
>> ABSOLUTELY. WE'LL BE THERE.
I THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT MY
FAMILY WASN'T AFFECTED, BUT SO
MANY PEOPLE LOST THEIR HOMES.
THIS IS THEIR LIFE, AND IT WAS
TAKEN AWAY BY A FRIGGIN'
HURRICANE.
>> ALL RIGHT, ANTHONY. WELL,
THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING US
IN THIS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> SEE YOU THEN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I THINK WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO, HONESTLY, IS USE THIS
TABLE AS AN EXTRA FOR BLOW-OUTS.
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
ENOUGH ROOM...
>> I DON'T THINK WE CAN PUT ALL
OF ANTHONY'S SALON BACK HERE,
THOUGH. I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD,
LIKE, INTERMINGLE THEM WITH US.
>> CHRISTY, OF COURSE.
>> ANTHONY'S GOT HIS OLD STATION
BACK. HOW EXCITING WOULD
THAT BE?
>> YES, YES. ANTHONY WILL HAVE
HIS OLD STATION BACK.
>> HI.
>> HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I WANTED TO COME EARLY AND
DROP OFF TOYS AND STUFF.
>> OK.
>> I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE THE EVENT TOMORROW.
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN YOU
SINCE THE BOOK LAUNCH PARTY.
AND I FELT REALLY BAD WITH WHAT
HAPPENED, 'CAUSE THAT WAS NOT
MEANT TO HAPPEN.
>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU
AND GIGI--
>> OUT OF ALL PEOPLE...
>> YEAH.
>> I CAN'T EITHER. I'M JUST, IF
NOT MORE SURPRISED,
AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE, LIKE,
BEST FRIENDS.
>> SO DID I.
>> I MEAN, IT WAS SUCH A BIG
EVENT FOR ANTHONY.
>> I KNOW. AND THAT'S WHY I FELT
BAD. AND I TALKED TO ANTHONY AND
I APOLOGIZED TO HIM. AND EVERY
TIME I'M SOMEWHERE WITH HER, SHE
JUST--SHE JUST ATTACKS.
>> OK. WE REALLY CAN'T HAVE ANY
OF THAT AT THIS EVENT.
>> NO. I KNOW. AND I ALREADY
SPOKE TO ANTHONY ABOUT IT. AND I
TOLD HIM I FELT REALLY BAD AND I
DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. AND
IT WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN.
>> BUT, LISTEN, WE CAN'T HAVE
ANY OF THAT CRAP HERE TOMORROW.
>> NO. I KNOW.
>> I MEAN, THIS IS FOR
A CHARITY. AND I REALLY
WANT EVERYBODY TO GET ALONG.
>> YEAH. SO ANYWAY, I JUST
WANTED TO COME TONIGHT AND
APOLOGIZE BECAUSE I FELT REALLY
BAD. AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU GUYS
TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW.
SO I BROUGHT A FEW TOYS AND
CLOTHES AND STUFF. JUST, LIKE,
THE GIANT STUFF'S FOR KIDS, AND
TOMORROW I'M BRINGING A LOT OF
CLOTHES. BUT I COULDN'T CARRY
IT ALL TODAY. SO...
>> OK.
>> THANK YOU. AND I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE.
>> OK.
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST GLAD THEY
DON'T WORK TOGETHER ANYMORE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> PLEASE.
>> ISN'T THAT SO NICE NOT TO
HAVE TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAME
PLACE THAT HATE EACH OTHER?
>> YEAH.
>> 'LIV.
>> WHAT?
>> CAN I, LIKE, GO THROUGH YOUR
STUFF AND SEE WHAT YOU HAVE FOR
THE BENEFIT FOR HURRICANE SANDY
AT THE GATSBY?
>> YEAH, LIKE, FOOD? I SHOULD
HAVE, LIKE, SOME CANNED FOODS
AND STUFF.
>> WOW! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOME
CANNED STUFF IN HERE.
>> I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY THINGS I
REALLY CAN GET ARE, LIKE, CANNED
FOODS BECAUSE I'M NEVER HOME.
WHY AM I GONNA COOK? WHAT AM
I GONNA DO, LIKE, COOK
A 5-COURSE MEAL FOR MYSELF?
>> WELL, REALISTICALLY HOW LONG
DO CANNED FOODS LAST FOR? LIKE,
A REALLY LONG TIME, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE,
LIKE, IN THE WAR DAYS, USED
TO JUST GET LOTS OF CANNED
FOODS. BECAUSE THEY WOULD, LIKE,
GO IN THEIR LITTLE, LIKE, WAR
SHELTERS AND STUFF. I FEEL LIKE
THIS BENEFIT IS GONNA BE, LIKE,
REALLY FUN.
>> AND I THINK IT'S A REALLY
NICE CAUSE.
>> IT'S LIKE, WHO BETTER TO HELP
OUT JERSEY THAN PEOPLE FROM
JERSEY, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA INVITE NICK?
>> I DON'T KNOW, JACK. THE OTHER
DAY, FRANKIE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND,
BROOKLYN, AND ME WERE LIKE,
"WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT WITH US?
WE'RE GONNA BRING ALONG
A FRIEND. YOU COULD JUST TALK TO
HIM AND SEE IF, LIKE--THAT WAY
YOU KNOW IF NICK'S REALLY
THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU OR NOT."
I WENT, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY
CONSIDER IT TO BE A DATE. AND I
REALIZED FROM THAT THAT IT'S
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET
TO KNOW ANYONE. I JUST DON'T
WANT THAT RIGHT NOW. AND IT IS
COMPLETELY ME. AND IT HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH NICK. 'CAUSE
I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FEEL
THE SAME WAY WITH ANYBODY THAT
I MEET.
I JUST WANT TO BE SINGLE FOR
ONCE IN MY LIFE AND NOT HAVE
THE PRESSURE OF OTHER PEOPLE
TRYING TO PUSH ANOTHER
RELATIONSHIP ON ME. I JUST WANT
TO, YOU KNOW, FOCUS ON MYSELF
FOR ONCE AND GET TO KNOW WHO
OLIVIA REALLY IS WITHOUT HAVING
A BOYFRIEND CONSTANTLY THERE.
YOU KNOW, HE TRIED TO CALL ME
A FEW TIMES, AND I JUST COULDN'T
DEAL WITH IT. IT'S JUST THE IDEA
OF GETTING BACK INTO
A RELATIONSHIP FREAKS ME OUT
AND IT MAKES ME THINK
ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE
THAT'S HAPPENED IN THE PAST.
AND I JUST GET REALLY UPSET.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE
IF I CAN'T FEEL LOVE RIGHT NOW?
IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S SUCH
A NICE GUY. BUT EVERYONE WHO I
EVER LOVED IN MY LIFE AND I
THOUGHT LOVED ME BACK ENDED UP--
>> SCREWING YOU OVER.
>> REALLY BADLY. I DON'T WANT TO
BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
I JUST DON'T WANT IT.
YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND WHY
JACKIE'S TRYING TO SET ME UP
WITH HER COUSIN NICK. AND IT'S
BECAUSE HE'S A GREAT GUY. BUT
IT'S JUST, FOR ME TO GET INTO
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM ISN'T
FAIR TO HIM. JACKIE JUST NEEDS
TO REALIZE THAT PUSHING ME INTO
A RELATIONSHIP THAT I'M NOT
READY FOR ISN'T FAIR EITHER.
>> FROM HERE ON OUT, LET'S JUST
TALK ABOUT ADRIANNA AND CLOTHES
AND FASHION AND...
>> AND THIS.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST GO TO
THE STORE AND GET MORE STUFF.
>> THAT WAS DEFINITELY
A CONTRACTION.
THE TIME FINALLY CAME FOR BABY
MICHAELA TO ENTER THE WORLD.
AND I WANT DANNY TO CAPTURE
EVERY SINGLE MOMENT STARTING
WITH THE FIRST CONTRACTION.
[ALEXA IMITATES DOG GROWLING]
[BARKS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WHEN WE
COME BACK INTO THIS APARTMENT,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY.
HAVE TO GO TO [INDISTINCT].
>> THERE SHE GOES.
>> I'M SO SCARED.
>> WHY ARE YOU SCARED?
>> I'M SCARED BECAUSE I'M NOT--
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE EVERY MOM
I'VE SEEN IN LABOR IS ALWAYS
LIKE, "HYAH!" AND I'M NOT THAT
WAY. LIKE, I PUT
KITCHEN MOISTURIZER ON JUST NOW.
>> I BET YOU IF YOU GIVE
YOURSELF 4 HOURS, YOU'RE GONNA
BE SCREAMING JUST LIKE THOSE
OTHER MOTHERS.
>> I DEFINITELY LIKE THIS ONE.
>> OOH, FOUND A ROOM. IT COMES
WITH A ROCKING CHAIR. THAT'S
WHERE ALEXA'S GONNA SLEEP.
IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT, BUT SHE'LL
MANAGE.
>> WE WILL BE STARTING AN I.V.
ON YOU AND DRAWING BLOOD. THAT'S
THE PROTOCOL OF THE HOSPITAL.
>> OK. A WHAT?
>> AN I.V.
>> I DON'T WANT THAT.
>> BUT WE HAVE TO.
[BABY CRYING]
>> SO FAST FORWARD, AND WE HAVE
A BABY. THIS IS BABY MICHAELA.
LOOK AT DADDY, MICHAELA. LOOK!
SHE'S LOOKING OVER AT ME.
AND NOW SHE DIDN'T.
>> HA HA!
>> HEY, MICHAELA, SAY HI TO THE
CAMERA.
>> NOTHING PREPARES YOU FOR THE
WAY YOU FEEL WHEN THAT BABY IS
ON YOUR CHEST. THIS IS MY
DAUGHTER. I MEAN, I LOVE ROO
AND WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR HIM.
BUT THIS FEELING RIGHT NOW,
I MEAN, THIS IS MY KID.
>> AND ALEXA LOOKS GREAT FOR
JUST GIVING BIRTH.
>> DO I?
>> AND NO MAKEUP. YEAH, YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD.
YOUR HAIR ACTUALLY LOOKS, LIKE,
REALLY SASSY, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH? IT DOES.
>> [EXAGGERATED JERSEY ACCENT]
SASSY.
>> SASSY!
>> LOOK AT YOU, MICHAELA. SHE'S
SO QUIET. I HOPE SHE STAYS LIKE
THIS FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.
>> HEY, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THAT
ALEXA HAD THE BABY? NO?
>> SHE DID?
>> YES.
>> WHAT DID SHE HAVE?
>> A LITTLE GIRL.
>> OH, SHE'S GONNA BE IN FOR IT.
>> I'M GLAD SHE HAD A GIRL,
THOUGH.
>> YEAH. SHE'S GONNA GET IT.
>> I WANT HER TO GET IT BACK.
[LAUGHTER]
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE'RE
HAVING THE HURRICANE SANDY
FUNDRAISER. AND WE'RE GONNA CALL
IT BEAUTY GIVES BACK. WE'RE
DOING $25 BLOW-OUTS. AND ALL THE
MONEY WE MAKE FROM THAT WE'RE
GOING TO GIVE TO THE HURRICANE
SANDY VICTIMS. AND WE'RE GOING
TO BE PAMPERING THE PEOPLE THAT
WERE AFFECTED WITH FREE HAIR AND
MAKEUP SERVICES. AND WE'RE DOING
A DONATION DRIVE BY COLLECTING
FOOD, TOYS, AND CLOTHING.
ANTHONY AND I WANT TO DO
WHATEVER WE CAN TO HELP THESE
VICTIMS THAT HAVE GOTTEN REALLY
HIT A LOT WORSE THAN WE DID.
HEY!
>> DEJA VU! HELLO! HA HA!
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? SO LONG!
>> I KNOW! MY GOD. I CAN'T
STAND IT.
>> WHAT THE HELL...?
>> COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE
TO PUT ALL THAT STUFF.
>> IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA BE
REALLY FUN TO GET TO BACK TO
THE GATSBY AND GO BACK TO MY OLD
STATION FOR A DAY BECAUSE I
HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN SO LONG.
AND I SPENT SO MUCH TIME THERE
AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE. SO IT'S
ALWAYS KIND OF REFRESHING, LIKE
GOING BACK TO THE HOUSE THAT YOU
GREW UP IN OR SOMETHING.
>> HEY!
>> WHAT'S UP? I'M READY TO
*** SOME HAIR.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> OH, DEFINITELY.
>> HI, GUYS. MWAH.
>> HI, EVERYBODY.
>> SO GLAD YOU CALL CAME.
>> WHERE'S CHRISTY?
>> SHE'S PICKING UP A BUNCH OF
THE DONATIONS. MWAH.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. HI!
>> I DON'T HAVE A PLAN TO DEAL
WITH TRACY TODAY. ALL I KNOW IS
THAT I'M NOT GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE
HER. NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE
PERSON THAT OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH IS BETTER OFF,
ESPECIALLY AT THIS BIG EVENT.
>> WHERE CAN I SET UP, GAYLE?
>> WE'RE GONNA BE ON THIS SIDE.
>> I'D LIKE YOU TO THROW MIGUEL
OUT OF MY OLD STATION.
>> I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THIS ONE...
>> OH! HA HA!
>> HEY, MS. GAYLE.
>> HEY, FILIPPO!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW YOU
DOING? HOW ARE YOU?
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> NO. NO. MY PLEASURE.
>> I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP AT
THE DESK.
>> OH, YEAH. WHATEVER YOU NEED.
WHATEVER THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH
ANTHONY, IT'S IRRELEVANT TODAY.
TODAY'S A DAY TO SHOW MY SUPPORT
FOR ALL THE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE
SANDY. BECAUSE THEY WERE HIT
HARD IN STATEN ISLAND. AND I'M
FROM STATEN ISLAND. THEY WERE
HIT HARD IN JERSEY. I'M
REPRESENTING JERSEY. AND AT THE
END OF THE DAY, WE GOT BIGGER
THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
>> YAY!
>> BACK AT THE GATSBY, HUH?
I REMEMBER THESE DAYS. I CAME SO
FAR FROM THESE DAYS. MY FIRST
DAY ON THE JOB, I MEAN, I GOT TO
IMPRESS, RIGHT?
>> UH-HUH. YOU'RE IMPRESSING THE
HELL OUT OF ALL THE LADIES HERE.
>> YUP.
>> WHO'S BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY
BROOM EVER SINCE I LEFT?
>> YOU KNOW, WE ALL TAKE OUR
TURN.
>> BUT AIN'T NOBODY RUB YOU LIKE
I DO.
>> HEY.
>> HEY. WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, I PROMISED YOU I WASN'T
GONNA BE PUSHY ANYMORE, AND I'M
NOT. BUT I STILL HAVE THAT WHOLE
GIGI THING ON MY MIND, AND IT'S
REALLY BOTHERING ME THAT SHE'S
STANDING RIGHT THERE.
>> STOP.
>> I'M NOT GONNA RUIN THE EVENT
IF I SAY SOMETHING TO HER TODAY.
>> LISTEN, IF YOU SAY ANYTHING,
IT MIGHT SPARK SOMETHING.
>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S HOW I
APPROACH IT. IF I JUST WANT TO
TALK TO HER...
>> BUT, JACKIE, THEY SAID TODAY
IS NOT THE DAY.
IT'S, LIKE, A REALLY
IMPORTANT EVENT.
>> I KNOW OLIVIA THINKS SHE TOOK
CARE OF THE SITUATION, BUT SHE
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH GIGI
HURT MY FEELINGS. THIS IS
SOMETHING I PERSONALLY NEED TO
GET OFF MY CHEST, AND GIGI NEEDS
TO HEAR THAT.
I'M JUST GONNA ASK HER, LIKE,
WHY? LIKE, WHY DO YOU FEEL LIKE
SAYING THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME?
>> NO. YOU CAN'T.
JUST LET IT GO.
I ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THIS
GIGI DRAMA FOR JACKIE. BUT THE
WAY THAT JACKIE IS, SHE NEEDS TO
HEAR IT FOR HERSELF IN ORDER TO
PUT IT BEHIND HER.
AND I GET THAT, BUT TODAY IS NOT
THE DAY FOR ANY MORE CRAZY
DRAMA. YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE TO
DO SOMETHING GOOD. AND I HOPE
THAT JACKIE CAN REMEMBER THAT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...
>> I'LL TRY. I'M NOT PROMISING,
THOUGH.
>> I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYBODY
TO BEAUTY GIVES BACK. AND I WANT
TO SAY THANK YOU TO ANTHONY AND
HIS TEAM FROM ANTHONY ROBERTS
JOINING US. WE'RE VERY, VERY
HAPPY THAT YOU CAME.
>> WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US
TODAY. I JUST WANT TO THANK
EVERYBODY FOR DONATING
THEIR TIME.
>> PEOPLE HAVE LOST EVERYTHING.
WE REALLY WANT TO RAISE AS MUCH
MONEY AS WE CAN.
>> I KNOW THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF
ISSUES WITH SOME OF US IN THIS
ROOM. BUT LET'S TODAY PUT
EVERYTHING ASIDE, AND LET'S JUST
ALL TRY TO WORK TOGETHER, BE ON
THE SAME TEAM TODAY, AND HAVE AS
MUCH FUN AS WE CAN.
>> SO LET'S WORK AND LET'S MAKE
SOME MONEY.
>> THANK YOU.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOORS!
COME ON IN. YOU GUYS CAN STOP
HERE FIRST.
>> OK, TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE.
>> DID YOU WANT TO GET
A BLOW-OUT?
>> IS THAT A LITTLE DONATION?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. YOU CAN JUST LEAVE IT
RIGHT OVER HERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE HAVE A LOT OF DIFFERENT
THINGS GOING ON AT THE GATSBY
TODAY. WE HAVE PEOPLE GETTING
BLOW-OUTS, PEOPLE GETTING
HAIRCUTS, PEOPLE BUYING RAFFLE
TICKETS, PEOPLE DOING A SILENT
AUCTION, PEOPLE DONATING FOOD,
CLOTHING, TOYS. GAYLE AND I
WANTED TO DO AS MUCH AS WE
POSSIBLY COULD TO HELP
THE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE SANDY.
>> WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>> IN SAYREVILLE.
>> WHEN I DRIVE DOWN THE SHORE
AREA NOW, IT'S AMAZING WHAT
EVERYBODY WENT THROUGH.
>> I LOST PART OF MY DOWNSTAIRS
OF MY HOUSE.
>> OHH...
>> WE HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING
REPLACED ON THE BOTTOM, BUT
WE'VE HAD SO MANY PEOPLE HELPING
US. AND THAT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE.
>> WELL, I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE
HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WERE YOU AFFECTED BY
THE STORM?
>> I HAD 4 FEET OF WATER IN MY
HOUSE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU WALK IN AND EVERYTHING'S
COVERED IN MUD.
>> DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY.
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AND LIFE'S GONNA BE OK.
>> AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> KIM.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU. OLIVIA.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WERE YOU AFFECTED BY
THE HURRICANE?
>> I DEFINITELY HAD A LOT GO ON.
EVERYTHING IS PRETTY MUCH
DESTROYED. IT'S BEEN VERY SAD.
TODAY HAS BEEN GREAT BECAUSE IT
KIND OF MAKES YOU FORGET.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT YOU REALLY WANT EVERYBODY
TO KNOW THAT THE DEVASTATION IS
JUST UNREAL.
>> YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY, I'M
LIKE SO SORRY TO HEAR THIS. AND,
YOU KNOW, I HOPE THAT THINGS
GET BETTER REALLY FAST FOR YOU.
HURRICANE OR NO HURRICANE,
JERSEY WILL ALWAYS BE HOME TO
ME. AND I'M REALLY THANKFUL FOR
WHAT WE WERE ABLE TO DO TODAY,
AND BE ABLE TO HELP PEOPLE AND
REALLY CONNECT WITH PEOPLE WHO
HAVE LOST EVERYTHING.
AND NO HURRICANE COULD
EVER BLOW THAT AWAY.
>> ALL YOU GUYS HAVE DONE TODAY
IS AMAZING. ALL THESE DONATIONS,
ALL THE MONEY THAT YOU GUYS HAVE
RAISED IS REALLY GONNA GO
A LONG WAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. AND
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR TIME.
>> THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
>> HEY! HOW'S EVERYTHING?
>> HELLO, GAYLE. HOW ARE YOU?
MWAH. THANK YOU FOR COMING AND
BRINGING ALL THIS FOOD.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
ALLOWING THE GIOVE FAMILY
TO COME.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
>> WHATEVER YOU NEED FOR ME TO
DO TODAY, I'M YOURS, GAYLE.
>> LET'S GET THAT PIZZA SET UP
ALL IN THE BACK.
>> IN THE BACK? YOU HAVE IT SET
UP FOR US? GREAT.
>> EVERYBODY HELPS.
>> HELLO.
>> CATH, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU, ANTHONY?
>> BIG FIL, HOW'S EVERYTHING?
>> GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> WHAT A TURNOUT.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> HOPEFULLY, WE'LL RAISE
A LOT OF MONEY. IT SHOULD BE
A GREAT EVENT.
>> I'M REALLY, REALLY HAPPY--TO
BE A PART OF THIS.
I MEAN IT, OK?
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> CATHY IS BEING VERY SWEET TO
ME TODAY. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO READ INTO IT. YOU KNOW, MAYBE
SHE'S STARTING TO THINK THAT
LEAVING THE SALON WAS NOT HER
BEST MOVE. I DON'T KNOW.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
>> GI?
I KNOW WE'RE BUSY AND
STUFF, BUT I JUST--I HAVE A LOT
TO SAY TO YOU. AND I FEEL LIKE I
JUST CAN'T STAND THERE AND NOT
SAY IT.
>> OK.
>> FOR YOU TO GO AROUND AND TELL
PEOPLE THAT I NEED TO GET MY
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT AND FOCUS
MORE ON MY DAUGHTER AND MY
HUSBAND AND LESS ON OLIVIA AND
HER SITUATION...
>> I HOPE YOU DON'T GET IT ALL
TWISTED THAT I THINK YOU'RE,
LIKE, A BAD MOTHER 'CAUSE I
WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. I DON'T
EVEN KNOW YOU...
>> WELL, THEN WHAT'S THIS WHOLE
THING WITH ME GETTING MY
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT? YOU KNOW,
I FELT LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO
OLIVIA WAS VERY FAKE.
YOU KNOW. THE WHOLE SITUATION
WAS FAKE.
>> THE WHOLE SITUATION WAS VERY
MISUNDERSTOOD. IT SHOULD HAVE
NEVER HAPPENED THE WAY IT
HAPPENED. YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY
TRYING TO WORK ON MY FRIENDSHIP
WITH OLIVIA. 'CAUSE I NEVER DID
ANYTHING WRONG TO HER.
I NEVER TALKED BAD ABOUT HER,
AND I WANTED TO PROVE THAT.
>> I HEARD YOU DID TALK BAD
ABOUT HER.
>> NOPE. I NEVER TALKED BAD
ABOUT HER...
>> YOU TALKED BAD ABOUT TRACY
AND YOU TALKED BAD ABOUT HER.
>> I NEVER TALKED BAD ABOUT
OLIVIA.
>> WHEN I CARE ABOUT SOMETHING,
I GET VERY DEFENSIVE.
>> OH, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
WHAT I SAID ABOUT JACKIE GOT
COMPLETELY TWISTED AROUND.
I NEVER CALLED HER A BAD MOTHER.
I JUST WANTED HER TO MIND HER
OWN BUSINESS. AND NOW JACKIE'S
IN MY FACE THROWING ALL KINDS OF
ACCUSATIONS AT ME. I'M, LIKE,
SUCKED INTO THIS BIG
DRAMA-FILLED WORLD, AND I JUST
WANT TO BE OUT OF IT.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT HURRICANE SANDY
VICTIMS TO TAKE CARE OF, SO I'LL
TALK TO YOU LATER, OK?
>> OK.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> IT LOOKS SO GOOD IN HERE.
>> HOW DO I LOOK BACK?
>> ANT, IT'S SO GOOD TO
SEE YOU HERE.
>> GOOD!
>> HOW WAS PICKING
EVERYTHING UP?
>> WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M LATE.
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA
TAKE ME, LIKE, A LOT QUICKER.
BUT I COULDN'T EVEN BRING IT IN
HERE. JUST PUT IT THAT WAY. YOU
GUYS ARE GONNA BE COMPLETELY
FLOORED.
>> WHILE WE WERE BUSY TAKING
CARE OF EVERYBODY IN THE SALON,
CHRISTY DROVE AROUND TOWN
GETTING DONATIONS TO HELP PEOPLE
GET BACK ON THEIR FEET.
>> WOW!
>> IT'S A WHOLE ENTIRE TRUCK
FULL OF FOOD AND BABY SUPPLIES
AND WATER AND EVERYTHING.
>> WHICH ADDED TO ALL THE STUFF
WE ALREADY HAD DONATED TODAY.
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY
TOYS THERE ARE.
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY ON BEHALF
OF MYSELF AND GAYLE, THANK YOU
TO EVERYBODY THAT CAME OUT TODAY
AND HELPED OUT. EVERY ONE OF US,
I THINK, THAT'S HERE TODAY
SOMEHOW WAS AFFECTED BY
THE HURRICANE. AND FOR ALL OF US
TO COME OUT TODAY AND DO WHAT WE
DID TO GIVE BACK REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO EVERYBODY INVOLVED.
I THINK YOU GUYS REALLY DID
A TREMENDOUS JOB. YOU SHOULD ALL
GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE FOR BEING HERE TODAY.
>> WHOO!
>> WHOO!
>> OK. SO THE TOTAL THAT WE
RAISED FOR THE RAINE FOUNDATION
TO BENEFIT THE HURRICANE SANDY
VICTIMS IS...
$7,700 BETWEEN DONATIONS
AND GOODS.
>> ALL SAID AND DONE, AT THE END
OF THE DAY, I'M REALLY HAPPY
THAT WE WERE ABLE TO COME
TOGETHER, PULL THIS OFF,
AND RAISE THE KIND OF MONEY THAT
WE RAISED TO HELP THESE PEOPLE
WHO REALLY NEED IT.
THANKS AGAIN, EVERYBODY.
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WHOO!
>> THIS WENT WELL TODAY.
>> IT WENT VERY, VERY WELL.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS RAISED A LOT OF
MONEY, WHICH IS SO IMPORTANT
HERE.
>> ME AND YOU GOT ALONG
WELL TODAY.
>> WE GOT ALONG FOR CHARITY.
>> SO MAYBE YOU'RE COMING TO
YOUR SENSES AND REALIZING THAT
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE,
WHAT YOU DID?
>> DON'T GET IT TWISTED,
ANTHONY. I TOLD YOU IN THIS
SALON THAT I WOULD PUT MY
DIFFERENCES ASIDE TO COME AND
HELP WITH THIS CHARITY EVENT.
HOWEVER, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
I WANT THIS PARTNERSHIP
TERMINATED.
>> I THOUGHT CATHY WAS GONNA
CALM DOWN AND SHE WAS GONNA
REALIZE THAT SHE WAS WRONG AND
SHE WAS GONNA COME BACK TO OUR
PARTNERSHIP. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY
NOT THE CASE NOW. SO IF IT'S OUT
OF THE PARTNERSHIP SHE WANTS,
IT'S OUT OF THE PARTNERSHIP
SHE'LL GET.
>> I STAND BY MY DECISION 110%
TO NO LONGER BE ASSOCIATED WITH
THE ANTHONY ROBERTS SALON.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, OUR
PARTNERSHIP IS NULL AND VOID.
>> I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE FROM
SEEING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT WE
COULD STILL WORK TOGETHER, THAT
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CHANCE
THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE REALIZED
THAT--
>> ANTHONY, I THOUGHT WE WORKED
VERY WELL TOGETHER. I THOUGHT
WE WERE AN AMAZING TEAM, BUT,
NO, I STILL STAND
BY MY DECISION.
>> HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
>> I WILL.
>> ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF
"JERSEYLICIOUS"...
>> CATHY SERVED ME WITH LEGAL
PAPERS TELLING ME THAT SHE WANTS
TO DISSOLVE THE PARTNERSHIP.
I DIDN'T FIRE HIM.
>> COULD HAVE FOOLED ME,
ANTHONY.
>> FRIENDSHIP IS ONE THING,
BUSINESS IS ANOTHER.
>> I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY ELSE
THAT HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH
AN EX-BOYFRIEND'S MOTHER.
I MESSED UP.
>> I HAVE AN INTERVIEW FOR A JOB
THIS WEEK WITH BERGEN.COM.
>> SO LET ME JUST SEE A LITTLE
BIT OF YOUR HOSTING ABILITY.
>> HA HA! UM...
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