The Reaper Dance

You know? OK. You’re all looking. I know why you came. Y’all came for The Reaper Dance. So fine. I’ll give you what you came for, then you gotta go. Really, honestly . . . All right. The Reaper Dance. [makes sound] Look! I’m moon walking! It’s Michael Jackson. Oh, we like the impressions. OK. Here were go. Artie, another impression, here we go. Jack Nicholson, you can’t handle the truth! Hah! I love that. All right, here we go. Al Pacino, Huah! All right. This is a favorite. (________) here we go. Linda Blair, give me Exorcist. Mommy, help me! Mommy, help me! Mommy, help me! Mommy, help me! I love that thing. My chiropractor likes it too. He’s making a fortune off me. All right, (________). Just, don’t just stare. I’m really creeped out. Honest. This whole staring thing is bothering me. I just . . . like, really? What’s wrong with you people? Did (________) lose or what? I don't know. I just . . . you’re just staring. Really, that’s wrong. It just, no one comes near me, nobody ever talks to me. You just look like I’m not even here. Just, I just, you know? Sometimes it’s not easy. Just being the reaper’s tough. I just wanna be loved. I just, You know? I don’t get a hug.And I just wanna be loved. That’s all. [crying] Don’t look at me. [sobs] I just want a hug, be hugged. I just wanna be loved. That’s all. I feel so much better. You guys are the best. Really, now get out. Really, I’m done. OK. Bye. Now get out. My (________) on the way out. We love that. We use the money. So anyway, bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye now. Buh-bye. Take care. Buh-bye. Thanks for flying (________) Airlines. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Thanks for coming. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. I thought they’d never leave. Oh my gosh. You were killing ‘em. It was wonderful. No, the only thing we kill around here is jokes. Have you heard the script? Really. [music]