Jungle Cruise - Disneyland, ca - Full ride with captions

Alright, watch your head, watch your step as your entering. Head all the way down and at the back end and all of you sit next to me please. That's right guys, step on board, step on board, step on board. step on... Wait a minute, wait a minute!!! Don't step on board, don't step on board!!! Step on excited!!! Woo-hoo!!! Alright, that was loud then. Simply the only enjoyable excuse then. How many guys are riding on the Jungle Cruise very first time? Very first time. Any first timers? It is my very first time how cool is that? Yeah. In just a moment we should all be under way. Alright. Ok everyone, wave good bye Bye... Welcome on board everyone the world famous Jungle Cruise My name is Sharron I'll be your skipper for the next 5 days and 10 romantic nights. I do want to remind you guys though for a safe trip to please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat at all times So please watch the little ones around you because if you don't the crocodiles will. Alright How many of you guys came on this ride for danger? Let's hear it for danger!!! Woo-hoo There it is right there. First sight of danger. Alright guys, take if you take look over here off to my left hand side of the boat you will see the temple of the forbidin eye. Where famed archaeolgist Indiana Jones is over there searching for the world's greatest treasure. It's a shame that he doesn't know there's a ride there though. Alright everyone, moving along here. Up ahead and over to the left hand side of the boat, you will see that we have a Bengal tiger A Bengal tiger is known to jump over 20 feet. Not to worry, were only about 15 feet away. I'm sure he'll jump right on over us. We also have some king cobras hanging out around here. Some right over here Whoa! Sorry about that. Thats ginger, she does tends to snap. Phew! We also have Tinish the elephant guard. She's guarding the enterance to the ancient elephant bathing pool which we are all now entering. Alright everyone, feel free to take as many photos as you'd like i've checked they've all definetly got their trunks on. Alright, that's big Bertha over there guys in that waterfall. She's been in that waterfall for about 50 years now. You can tell by all of her wrinkles. Alright guys. Whoa! Looks like we have more elephants up ahead. Woo. She is coming back up guys in the back get down, you may want to get down, get down! Whoa! Just kidding!!! Just kidding, guys. Alright Whoa! Ok, guys. It looks like the monkeys came down and destroyed a whole safari camp here. Oh no! Get down! It's a monkey with a gun! Dodge his bullet! Dodge... whoa!!! Whew! Crazy monkey! Alright guys. Now if you're looking over there, off to my right hand side. Through the camp fair over there, you will see...absolutley nothing. Nothing at all. Straight ahead we have Glacer Falls It's up to all of you guys, should I turn or stay straight? Turn? Straight? Right? Wait, wait. Whoa turn, turn. Win, win win. Woo!!! Alright everyone, at this moment we are all on the Nile river Now, if you don't believe me well you are simply in denial. I know, that was funny. Over here off to my right hand side of the boat, you'll noticed one of the most viewed animals her in our jungle. That's an African Bull Elephant. And if you're wandering whats the #1 viewed animal here in our entire jungle there she is right over here right to my left Yes, that is his mother-in-law. Alright, everyone At this moment, we are all entering the African south. In our African south you can notice we have lots of animals out today. If you're looking upon hill all the way up there we have some gazelles. We also have some giraffes, wildabeast, zebras Oh my goodness everyone, look right over here. We have a pride of lions over there guarding a sleeping zebra. Aw!!! I know, doesn't that zebra look so tired. Alright guys, I don't know what's going on over there but I guess the guy at the bottom gets the point at the end. Phew! Alright everyone, up ahead we have our hippo pool. Alright, now I have to warn everyone that hippos are very dangerous when their ears are going up and their blowing lots and lots of bubbles so just in case you guys gappen to see any of that stuff going on now just let me know those are actually warnings that give off before they attack boats or people. Oh no... Oh no...ok I'm gonna fire some round to try and scare them off everyone cover your ears for me, everyone please cover your ears for me, everyone!!! (gun shot) (gun shot) Oh my goodness I just got the one standing on the tree. He's like amicing on you guys I just saved your life. You guys can all thank me later because at this moment we are all headed for head hunter territory for it's a terrible place to be headed. There's my last group over there still smiling cause they had a great time. Alright up ahead here guys we do have a tribal gathering going on. The last time I came through here, they were doing the same exact dance. Ba ba black sheep, alright Moving along here everyone Up ahead... Oh oh! You guys, their going to attack, get down guys, get down. Those are spear noises Thanks for playing along everyone, alright. Up ahead here is my very favorite spot, it's the amazing and incredible back side of water!!! Woo hoo!!! Alright Because you guys liked that so much, I'm gonna take you guys into a little area here where traditionaly the natives come. Um, we don't have much guest out here and were gonna play a game here called Marco Polo. Are you guys ready? Here we go. I say Marco You say Polo Marco Polo Louder Marco Polo Marco Polo Fish out of water! Fish out of water! Ladies and gentalmen look at all those random those oh, no no no Those are piranas guys!!! Piranas!!! Keep those hands and arms inside the boat, you know what that means man-eating piranas so women and children must be safe. Alright up ahead we do have trader man. I do see him offering all you guys a special today, just two of his heads for one of yours. Aw, look at baby elly she's so cute, she's been having a cold lately though so uh... Whoa! I'm so sorry that's not water coming out, maybe it's snot. Whew! It's nothing just wipe it off on a kid they like that stuff. Alright, well that completes our journey here in the jungle did everyone have a great time? Yeah. Awsome I had such a great time I'm gonna do this again and then again and again, that's not a joke though. Alright I do want to remind you guys that as we approach the dock to keep had hands and arms inside the boat. Now how many of you guys were celebrating a birthday today or this week? Yea this week. Oh, what's your name Mark Mark, and who else? Sherry Is it just Mark and Sherry? And who else? Ethel Ok, well I've got a birthday song for the three of you guys and I want you guys to help me out by clapping your hands. Clap,clap,clap,clap This your birthday song it is not very long, Happy Birthday. Alright, that completes our journey here in the jungle. Did you guys have a good time? Yeah! Awsome Alright Get out! So sorry, please stand up and get out