K - Town s1, ep. 3 of 10 - The fight

JOWE: Honestly -- FEMALE: Honestly what? JOWE: Baby, I think you're too pretty to smoke. It's just not you. FEMALE: It's such a lie, you know. JOWE: I think you're pretty. FEMALE: Are you a player? JOWE: No, I'm not. It’s not good for you. FEMALE: How are you gonna make me quit smoking? FEMALE: My pants? VIOLET: Yeah. [OVERLAPPED] FEMALE: Oh, are you complimenting me on my outfit? VIOLET: Oh, yeah. No, I'm not, actually. JOWE: So Violet just comes up and introduces herself out of nowhere and then they just started complimenting each other on each other's outfits. FEMALE: Are you [BLEEP]ing kidding me? ***, what the [BLEEP] was that? FEMALE: Did you just [BLEEP]ing throw a drink on me? Hell no. Seriously, ***? VIOLET: Let's go. FEMALE: No, no, no. Get your *** back here. You can't throw a [BLEEP]ing drink at me and then [BLEEP]ing walk away. Really? Who was that? JOWE: It's my ex-girlfriend. [MUSIC UP] JOWE: Hey, why did you do that? What's your problem? Why'd you do that, Violet? VIOLET: I went up to her, I introduced myself, I tried to take the higher road and be the nicer person, but she was being a *** to me, that's why I threw water at her. VIOLET: It's your [BLEEP]ing fault. You shouldn’t have been flirting with old girlfriends [OVERLAPPED] JOWE: I was just telling her to put out her cigarette. That's all I did. SCARLET: You [OVERLAPPED] JOWE: Scarlet, all I told her – all I told her was to give up her cigarette. SCARLET: Jowe, you're a [BLEEP]ing shame, ***. VIOLET: I'm just saying – SCARLET: But you deserved it. JOWE: Why are you doing that? SCARLET: Do me a favor and throw it his face. SCARLET: If you're gonna throw a drink at a girl, you better expect your *** getting knocked the [BLEEP] out. SCARLET: And, of course, the girl came back in like full throttle and went – came with a drink from behind except - SCARLET: that *** [BLEEP]ing threw half her drink on me. FEMALE: I'd like to return [BLEEP]ing – SCARLET: You got me wet. What the [BLEEP]? SCARLET: I shoved that [BLEEP]ing punk *** *** from behind. I was like get the [BLEEP] out of here. SCARLET: Get the [BLEEP] out of here. JOWE: Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. VIOLET: Don't pull my [BLEEP]ing hair. Let go of my [BLEEP]ing hair. Ow, my [BLEEP]ing eye. My eye. [OVERLAPPED] My [BLEEP]ing face. VIOLET: Ugly girls have nothing to lose. Like they don't care if their face gets [BLEEP]ed up. VIOLET: As for me, I care if I get my face [BLEEP]ed up because I don't want to get plastic surgery like every other typical Korean girl in K-Town. JOWE: All right, stop. Stop this ***. Hey, stop. VIOLET: If I get a black eye, I'm suing her. JOWE: Violet, stop, let go. Violet, let go. VIOLET: She's gonna slap my face again. JOWE: Violet, let go. VIOLET: Is she gonna slap my face? VIOLET: Let go of my [BLEEP]ing hair. JOWE: What the [BLEEP], Violet? Violet, what the [BLEEP]? What's your problem? Jesus Christ. VIOLET: Where's my drink? JOWE: That's not [BLEEP]ing cool. VIOLET: Yeah, of course it's not cool. She hit my face. JOWE: I don't even know who the [BLEEP] she is. VIOLET: I think this is the first time I got hit in my face. JOWE: Hey, stop. Stop. VIOLET: Oh, your cheap forever 21 ring. FEMALE: Oh, let's see your ***. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JOWE: Stop. Hey, stop. VIOLET: Oh, I'm so fat. JOWE: Violet, stop. Violet, stop. It's not funny. FEMALE: I'm still hotter than you [OVERLAPPED] [BLEEP]ing [OVERLAPPED] ***. VIOLET: I'm so fat. JOWE: Violet, stop. Stop. FEMALE: I'm still hotter than you covered in [OVERLAPPED] FEMALE: Actually, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and clean myself up. JOWE: Violet, stop. I'm serious. Stop. FEMALE: I don't even know who the [BLEEP] you guys are. I'm just going to the bathroom. VIOLET: All right. JOWE: What the [BLEEP]? SCARLET: She gave you a *** *** fight. I'm sorry. [OVERLAPPED] nothing is wrong with your face. VIOLET: Do I still look good? SCARLET: She hit like a ***. JOE: Young [OVERLAPPED]That is ***. JOE: Did you miss that ***?. YOUNG: Huh? JOE: Did you see what happened? [BLEEP]ing body slammed her. That was crazy. JOE: Huh? What happened? What happened? JOWE: All I did was tell a girl to put out her cigarette. JOWE: And I said she was too pretty to smoke. STEVE: Is that why [BLEEP]ing Vi’s mad right now? JOWE: I don't know, but Violet just shows up and just throws a [BLEEP]ing drink at her. STEVE: No, no, no. VIOLET: Jowe's just [BLEEP]ing tripping because he got caught red- handed. STEVE: That's ***. Why is she so mad, though? JOWE: I don't know. Tripping out with no reason, man. JASMINE: You know, honestly, I would call Jowe a tool, but tools are useful. So I don't know what to call him. JOE: Well, obviously, it wasn't your fault. JOWE: Hey, it's never the guy's fault. JOE: It's never the guy's fault. JOWE: That's one thing we – we live by Joe – Joe's law. JASMINE: He just brings so much stress in your life and you're our girl and I don't like him. JASMINE: Even if you do have a soft spot for him, I don't like him. VIOLET: But what am I supposed – JASMINE: No matter what. VIOLET: No, seriously, what am I supposed to do? He just [BLEEP]ing kissed me in the hallway. VIOLET: He had made it seem like everything was fine, like we're gonna get back together. And then he does this. How do you expect me to feel? JOWE: She’s so [BLEEP]ing drunk. JOE: I know, I know. Just turn around and talk to her. JOWE: All right. Violet. You all right? You all right? VIOLET: What? No. Stop. VIOLET: Why are you [OVERLAPPED]? JOWE: Come on, let's go. JOWE: Come on, let's go talk real a little bit. Come here, you’re drunk. Come on. Let’s go. VIOLET: Why do you keep saying I'm not drunk? JOWE: Okay you're not drunk. Let's go. Let's go. [OVERLAPPED] We'll be back. We'll be back. Violet, what's your problem? VIOLET: What the [BLEEP]? How the [BLEEP] do you – how do you expect me to feel, Jowe? VIOLET: No. VIOLET: Stop try – stop trying to [BLEEP]ing give me [BLEEP]ing explanations. JOWE: Just come here. Sit down. Just relax. VIOLET: No, I'm [BLEEP]ing pissed. JOWE: Why are you – VIOLET: I'm [BLEEP]ing pissed, Jowe. JOWE: Violet – JOWE: It was nothing. VIOLET: You sat there [OVERLAPPED] JOWE: I don't even know who she is. Violet – JOWE: I just – I just said why are you smoking? Just relax. VIOLET: Exactly. That's the same thing that you told me when you [BLEEP]ing first met me at [OVERLAPPED] JOWE: Okay, I don't know her. I knew you. VIOLET: No, no, no. You came up to me. No, we didn't know each other. You came up to me and like, no, no, you shouldn't be smoking that. You shouldn't do that. JOWE: Violet, I don't know her, but I knew you and I was interested in you. It's a different story. VIOLET: How is that different? JOWE: It's different. VIOLET: No, I don't see it as different because you're flirting with any girl you [BLEEP]ing see that you thought it was – JOWE: I was interested you. I don't know who she is. I'm not. Stop. VIOLET: I don't – I can't, Jowe. VIOLET: I don't even [BLEEP]ing trust you. JOWE: Relax. VIOLET: No. What do you want me to do? JOWE: Stop talking like that. VIOLET: You broke – you broke my heart. JOWE: Violet, stop. VIOLET: You broke my heart. What do you want me to do? JOWE: Violet. MUSIC UP/OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION STEVE: Young's engagement to So Young was, uh, probably the saddest, uh, news I – I heard. STEVE: I was like – at the time, I was – I was sort of shocked and I was kind of angry because he was my – he's my wing. CAMMY: The whole Young thing, he's a great guy and you know what? He's a great friend. STEVE: He's my boy. CAMMY: And we just have this really tight relationship. But at the same time, he's doing something really awesome also. STEVE: I'm happy for the guy, no matter what decision he makes. I'm happy for him. But Young is really – Young is – Young's young! STEVE: And specifically coming from me, marriage is something that I don't – I don't even think about, I don't even believe in. STEVE: Me and Young, we're like this, you know. We always party together. He's my [BLEEP]ing wing, I'm his wing, you know. So I'm [BLEEP]ing frustrated. I got – I got nobody, man. CAMMY: But you know what? Come on. I know he's your boy and stuff, but I'm – you know what? You have me. I'm your [BLEEP]ing girl. I'm here for you. STEVE: Yeah. You're my new wing? CAMMY: I'll be your wing. STEVE: Put it here, man. Oh, Camster. It's me and you from now on. Cheers. CAMMY: All right. CAMMY: Crazy ***. I love you, dude. I love you. STEVE: I love you more. YOUNG: So I was walking around S Bar and I saw like these girls and I was like, hmm. Let me go check it out. YOUNG: Um, are you guys, uh, S2K? YOUNG: Oh, ***. Whoa. Whoa, you guys are seriously Style 2 Kill, the dance group? YOUNG: Oh, my God. YOUNG: S2K, whoa. They're like one of the biggest like female dangers that came on America's Best Dance Crew and everything. YOUNG: Young. I – I'm a big fan of you guys. S2K: Thank you. YOUNG: Oh, my God. Wow. I heard you guys were performing at Belasco Saturday. S2K: Yeah, yeah. YOUNG: Holy ***, it's S2K. Whoa. Ready? S2K: Whoa. Yeah. Shuffle. Wow. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] YOUNG: I cannot believe I just danced with S2K. They're super sexy. Like damn. Wow. YOUNG: Dancer to dancer. JOE: That's a dance off. Jam khan man yo! So you're first. 10 seconds. Then you. MUSIC/OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION YOUNG: All right. Jump on it, Joe. Oh, ***. STEVE: I ain't no dancer. I'm no dancer. I'm not – I'm not a [BLEEP]ing dancer, man. SCARLET: This is how Steve danced. It's as if a fairy [BLEEP] a crippled girl and then gave birth to his dancing. That's how he dances in public. MUSIC/NAT SOUND STEVE: Yeah, what's up. Let's go, K-Town! YOUNG: S2K! YOUNG: One, two, three, go. Whoa. Oh, oh. YOUNG: So I grew up as a big fan of Michael Jackson and basically, uh, the snap thing is the Michael Jackson's crotch grab pump. YOUNG: I'm gonna show you what – what it is, okay? When you're walking by and you see a hot girl, you're like, oh, ***, bam! And she's like, oh. STEVE: What? Oh. Whoa. Like, yeah, baby. YOUNG: But there's some girls where you have to do two. Boom. And she's just like - YOUNG: Boom, boom. And she's like, oh. YOUNG: S2K, oh, oh. YOUNG: Now, if she's hot – [MAKES SOUND] OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION JOE: The bet – the bet with Cammy. The bet with Cammy. STEVE: Yo, guys, come together, man, hey. Hey. Here we go. Hey, Cammy in the house right now. STEVE: Oh, God. Here we go, hey. Hey. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] STEVE: Hey, shut up. Yo, hold on. Hold on. Cut it out. Hey. So Cammy lost to me in Apollo 13, right? So she owes us a dare. SCARLET: Lap dance. Lap dance. Lap dance. CAMMY: A lap dance? STEVE: A loss is a [BLEEP]ing loss, man. You lost, man. So you know what? Take it like a K-Towner, all right? You do a dare, okay? That was the deal. STEVE: You know what? You got to make out with her. [OVERLAPED] Jazzy score. Where's our [BLEEP]ing cheerleader? CAMMY: She doesn't want to. Hey, pick a [BLEEP]ing better punishment. STEVE: Cammy, you have to. CAMMY: I was pissed. Steve's a [BLEEP]ing ***. Like really he could be a [BLEEP]ing tool sometimes. CAMMY: I don't give a ***, all right? STEVE: Cammy. CAMMY: How the [BLEEP] do you think I would feel, okay? STEVE: Cammy. CAMMY: No. Don't [BLEEP]ing Cammy me, okay? STEVE: And she's like, Steve, out of nowhere. I was like, hey, do that dare. It's like [BLEEP] you, Steve, mother[BLEEP]er. [BLEEP] you, [BLEEP] you, mother[BLEEP]er. STEVE: That's all I heard. I'm like, hey, why are you so mad at me? CAMMY: Don't Cammy me. Don't Cammy me. Don't best friend me. Don't say, you know, you got my back. CAMMY: You know what? I've had your back and I did and I showed you by actions. But you know what? When it comes down to it, when you have my back, no you don't. STEVE: You know what? You're really hurting me now. I can't believe you're doing this right now. STEVE: Are you serious? I don't know, why is Cammy mad at me right now? I think she drank a lot. JASMINE: What is the point of arguing? STEVE: I don't know why she came at me right now. I don't know. I don't know. JASMINE: Ask. Cammy. Steve has said nothing but great things about you. JASMINE: I'm not trying to defend him, I'm not trying to defend you, I'm just saying I want to know why you guys are upset. STEVE: Cammy, you're my girl, man. Why are you mad at me right now? All I want to know is why are you mad at me right now? CAMMY: After I got off work and there were – you know, and we're all drinking and stuff, we're all dancing and all of that, and then you, I feel like you threw me under the bus. CAMMY: Yes, and I was upset. CAMMY: It's not about me not wanting to do my punishment. I will do it, but anything but [BLEEP]ing that. CAMMY: And it kind of – you know what? It makes me question our friendship, too. Oh, sure, you don't know me at all then. CAMMY: I'm [BLEEP]ing new to this group, too, hanging out, you know, for it's – STEVE: Yeah, I know that. CAMMY: And for you to just completely like not even be considerate of how I may be shy, how I may not be comfortable with the group. JASMINE: We all love you, you know what I mean? STEVE: Cammy, you're my girl, man. You're my [BLEEP]ing girl. JASMINE: If you're Steve's girl, you're our girl. STEVE: Hey, come on. Hey. Let's not fight, okay? Come here, Come here. We all love you, man, all right? CAMMY: We made up, hugged it out. Um, a lot of stuff happened, but you know what? In the end it's kind of hard to hate the guy. JOWE: As I said before, the rounds of partying are il-cha, ee- cha, san-cha and sa-cha. And if you're lucky, there's Round 5. MUSIC/NAT SOUND VIOLET: We've been broken up, but I have to admit it's – it still feels good. MUSIC/NAT SOUND SCARLET: Next week on K-Town. MALE: Two, three. JASMINE: Does size matter? SCARLET: Height or ***? How big is Jowe? STEVE: Dude, that Jowe kid, man, that dude's got some problems, man. SCARLET: What? I'm a ho because I don't want to [BLEEP] you? JOWE: She's like a walking Chinese Jolly Green Giant. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] YOUNG: Lap dance. [END OF K-Town Episode 3]