Freedom of Speech - Just watch what you say about women

.....the sign on the war memorial said "Wet paint", so I did. Interesting. Hi, I am Hugh Jass, and I am joined by Mary Hinge, the award-winning feminist author, who wants to discuss freedom of speech in Great Britain. Hello, Mary, and welcome. Hello, Hugh, and thank you. I am guessing you have something to plug before we get started, so let's hear it. I certainly do. I have created the holy grail of science, an infinite energy source, a never-ending supply of power for the world. That is remarkable. How does it work? Well I can't give away all the secrets, but I can tell you the reason it is unlimited is because it is harnessed from the insignificance of feminism, giving us all far more energy than we'll ever need. At last, something to thank feminism for. Moving on, what do you want to discuss today? I would like to talk about freedom of speech in Britain Don't you mean Great Britain? Absolutely not, as it is no longer worthy of such a title, in fact, it should probably be renamed, "Disgraceful, Disgusting, Over-Sensitive, Unfair, Misandry-Ridden, Hypocritical, Feminist *** Britain", as that would be more fitting. That rolls right off the tongue. I sense something has pissed you off, am I right? Yes you are. Britain has gone to the dogs, and a once great nation is now reduced to a land of eggshells on which men must walk, even in private. Freedom of speech no longer exists, and to think of the many thousands of men who gave their lives for us to have such freedom, only to watch it be totally destroyed by feminists, and apologetic men who pander to angry, over-sensitive women, it is absolutely shameful and pitiful. Yes, I am pissed off. I am sure you have more details, let's hear them. Sure. The land which was once famous for it's stiff upper lip, is now famous for its quivering lip. To be more specific, it is Sky Sports recent sacking of Andy Gray, and the obviously forced resignation of Richard Keys that has pissed me off, and made me utterly ashamed of my homeland. I have heard of them, but please tell us about them for people who don't know. Certainly. Richard Keys is a TV presenter, and has been for many years, he was working alongside Andy Gray, who is an ex-football player, and also a pundit on Sky Sports. You said Gray was sacked, and Keys resigned, but why were they forced out their jobs? Well there are two reasons, the genuine reason, and the official reason. What is the genuine reason? It is because Andy Gray is suing a newspaper called the "News Of The World", for allegedly hacking his phone. That newspaper is owned by the same man who owns, surprise surprise, Sky Sports, and that man is Sir Rupert Murdoch. The thing is, the genuine reason doesn't offend me, I can totally understand an employer wanting to get rid of an employee who was suing them, but this was not the official reason given, and it's the official reason that is an insult to everything Britain used to stand for. And what is the official reason? The official reason given is that they made sexist comments about two specific women, and one about all women. Oh my God, I am horrified. What did they say? I will quote exactly what they said, and be thankful you are sitting down, Hugh, as it is brutally offensive, and may upset you. They were talking about a female official at a match, and how they thought she had made a poor decision during the game. They thought she had made a bad ruling on an offside decision, so Keys said, "Somebody better get down there and explain offside to her", and Gray said, "Women don't know the offside rule". That is so shocking, I think I am going to faint. Don't pass out just yet, Hugh, it gets worse, much worse, you'd better take a deep breath for this one. When they were discussing an article in the newspaper, which was written by a woman called Karren Brady, Keys said, "See charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, Love". I don't think my heart can take this. So I assume this caused outrage because it went out live on air? No, that is what is so frightening about it. You see, they were not on the air at the time, and they assumed their microphones were turned off, so they had what they thought was a private conversation. This still did not go on air, it was leaked. So to sum up, both men have lost their jobs, because they said something during a private conversation, that overly sensitive women, who were not actually part of the conversation, might not like. That is what Britain has now become, a place where a man can lose his job, because he said something during a private conversation, that some carpet-munching man hater somewhere, might not like, that is what it all boils down to. You mentioned Karren Brady, please tell us about her. Certainly. She is currently the vice chairman of a team called West Ham, who I believe are known as "The Pliers". It's "The Hammers". Oh right, sorry. Anyway, she is considered a successful businesswoman, and is always touted as such in the media. Of course, she is no such thing, as she is only where she is because of daddy's money and daddy's influence, as he was a football chairman, who is worth fifty million. She also has a serious problem with her hearing. What kind of problem? She hears things in a different way from the rest of us. You see, when Keys said, "Do me a favour, Love", what she actually heard was, "All women should be cemented feet first into the ground, then slowly steamrollered, and then set on fire". What a strange problem. The comments that upset her were about something she had written about sexism, what was it she wrote? I'll just quote what she said, "Over the past few weeks for the first time in my life, I am experiencing sexism at it's rankest, lies about my personal life, and a level of calculated mischief that is simply appalling". An absolute steaming pile of hollow horseshit. No specifics, no examples, no facts whatsoever, she just says she suffers from sexism, so it must be true. I tell you, if you put her brain in a hazelnut shell, it would still rattle. I hear that. Did she spout any other undiluted ***? She sure did, listen to this mince. When asked if she thought they should apologise for what they said, she opened her mouth and allowed this keister gravy to pour out, "I don't think they should just apologise to me, I think they should apologise to all women". It's pretty obvious the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. I mean, she really thinks that they should apologise to over 3 billion people on the planet, because they had a bit of harmless banter during a private conversation, and made a very small joke using a well-worn stereotype. Remember, they did not use foul language, and they did not call anyone any names, they simply shared a joke in private. Unbelievable. It certainly is. I would like to know just who the Hell Karren think she is to not only speak on behalf of all women, as if they don't have their own opinions, but to also take offense on behalf of every woman on the planet. The truth is, most intelligent women would never allow such a comment to upset them, as they would either roll their eyes, or better yet, give as good as they got. But women like Karren are desperate for victim status, so jump all over such comments, as not only do they give her victim status, but also a distraction, so no one notices where her team are in the league. And where are The Hammers in the league? Sadly, out of 20 teams, they are 20th. It's a shame to see a club with such a great history being ruined by a feminist daddy's girl. Poor Hammers, good luck to them. Anything else you can tell us about daddy's girl? Of course. She makes an appearance on a show called "The Apprentice", which is nowhere near as good as the American version. She only gets on there because it's on the BBC, and they are a bunch of women-pleasing *** lickers, so they have her on as a token businesswoman. Pitiful. I heard she was an award winner, is that correct? Technically, yes, but all of the awards she has won, all have the word "Woman" in their title, like, "Cosmopolitan's woman of the year", "Businesswoman of the year", "The Natwest spirit of everywomen award for services to women in business". It would appear that she has great difficulty competing with men for awards, which is easily proven by looking at where her team are right now, hence her pathetic screams of "Sexism!" to excuse her woeful failings at West Ham. True that. So Gray and Keys lose their jobs, which they have earned on merit, because a sour-faced, angry woman, who needs an excuse for her failures, claims she was upset, and of course if she is upset, that must obviously mean the other 3 billion plus women on the planet are upset as well, about the same thing? Exactly, it is truly unbelievable. What other reactions have there been? Too many to mention, but it's safe to say that almost every woman who has the ability to put a sentence together, has pretended they were offended by this. It's equally safe to say that every single woman who claims she finds this offensive, is nothing more than a pig-ignorant, hypocritical, mallet head, as it is an absolutely rock-solid guarantee, that they have said far worse about men during their private conversations with their friends. Other people whose stupidity is actually considered a public hazard, will focus on the fact that Gray and Keys have plenty of money, and say they shouldn't have anything to worry about. Fools. Have any other hypocrites stupidly opened their mouthes? God yes. Rio Ferdinand showed his true mangina colours, by saying that Gray and Keys were prehistoric. I mean come on Rio, you shouldn't have any problems with the women, you play for the best team in Britain, you must be fighting them off with a *** stick, yet you pathetically try to get on their good side by claiming Gray and Keys were prehistoric. As if he has never in his life made a harmless stereotypical joke about women, even though we all make jokes about the other gender. What a bell-end. I hear that. I assume if you can lose your job for saying derogatory remarks about the other gender, then those hounds on Loose Women must be *** themselves. No, they were born with an axe wound. You see, because they were blessed with a stench trench, the same rules do not apply to them, so they can say what they want, when they want, and no matter how utterly disgusting it is, their brain dead audience will applaud like a bunch of hypnotised zombies, which ironically, is what they look like. I saw their audience once, and from then on, they replaced the ogres in my nightmares. I'm not surprised, they are a scary bunch. As I say, they can talk about what they want, on live TV, at lunchtime, five days a week. If they are not talking about how big their knockers are every two seconds, they are talking about where in the house their husband has a ***, how long he takes, and how bad it smells. I mean, what kind of sick maniac would you have to be, to talk about your husband's *** routine on live television? The kind who sniffs industrial solvent. Exactly. They can't manage to string three sentences together without mentioning sex, or talking about men's ***. This is on TV when children could see it, it is utterly filthy and disgusting beyond belief, how they can get away with it. while two men lose their jobs for something they said in private, is just a joke and an insult. I agree. So women are so sensitive, and lack the ability to understand fun, that men have to walk on eggshells, whereas men are just expected to put up with all the verbal abuse from women, even if the most vile things are said about them? Pretty much. As I said, Britain has lost it's right to be called great, and it's got a long way to go to get the right back. Very true. Well, Mary, we will have to leave it there for now, thank you for telling us about the extremely sad situation Britain finds itself in. However, I will not thank you for making me think about Loose Women, I will need to be pickled in *** for a week to forget those repulsive witches. Any time, Hugh. Before we go, I have a joke for you. Great stuff, let's hear it. What is the difference between a battery, and Karren Brady? I don't know. A battery has a positive side. until next time, goodbye.