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- PLEASE END YOUR CONVERSATION
AND PULL OVER AT THE END OF THE STREET.
- OK
THE POLICE OFTEN PULL PEOPLE OVER
FOR TALKING ON THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING.
RIGHT NOW, I'M BEING PULLED OVER FOR THAT VERY REASON.
THANKFULLY, I HAVE A WAY OUT OF GETTING THIS TICKET
WATCH THIS…
I’M SWITCHING MY REAL PHONE WITH THE CHOCOLATE ONE.
NOW I’M GOING TO KEEP SPEAKING INTO IT.
- YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF THE PHONE YET?
- I GOTTA GO, I’M GETTING PULLED OVER BY THE COPS.
WHY WAS I PULLED OVER?
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
- I’M DRIVING.
- THAT’S NOT A PHONE.
- YOU’RE HOLDING A…? AHH…
NICE, NICE, YOU GOT US.
- ONE-ZERO, ME.
- NICE JOKE, GREETINGS!
- I THINK IT’S NO LONGER ONE-ZERO
- NICE JOKE, GREETINGS!
- BUT WHY WAS I PULLED OVER?
- BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE.
- YOU WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE
- ON THE PHONE?
- YES, SIR.
- WHAT PHONE?
- YOU HAVE BROKEN A LAW.
- WHAT LAW?
- YOU WERE TALKING ON YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING.
- WHAT PHONE?
THIS PHONE?
- IS EATING COOKIES ILLEGAL?
- WHAT IS THE REASON FOR MY GETTING PULLED OVER?
- FOR TALKING ON A CELLULAR DEVICE WHILE DRIVING.
- THEN I SHOULD QUICKLY DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
HOCUS-POCUS, ABRACADABRA
NOW THE EVIDENCE IS GONE.
- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
- NO THANKS, WE’VE EATEN.
- WHAT DID YOU EAT? PROBABLY A KEBAB, AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
THAT’S THE ONLY THING YOU CAN GET TO EAT.
- MAYBE MY BEST OPTION IS TO
QUICKLY DESTROY THE EVIDENCE BY EATING IT.
- ALRIGHT GO AHEAD.
IF THAT’S THE KIND OF PHONE
IT IS THEN THERE’S NO PROBLEM, GO AHEAD.
- NOWADAYS THEY MAKE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT PHONES.
- GOOD EVENING, SIR
- GOOD EVENING, OFFICER.
- YOU HAVE NO INSTINCT FOR SELF-PRESERVATION.
- AND WHY DO YOU THINK SO?
- YOU’RE STANDING IN FRONT OF A POLICE CAR
AND TALKING OVER A PHONE.
- OFFICER, I HAVE ALREADY TRANSFORMED THE PHONE
INTO A COOKIE, I’M A MAGICIAN.
- OH YEAH?
- I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET?
- NO, YOUR TRAP HAS WORKED
- I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET?
- FOR WHAT…A COOKIE?
- EXACTLY.
- I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET?
- NOT THIS TIME, BUT PERHAPS WE’LL MEET AGAIN.
- MAYBE. SEE YOU LATER THEN.
