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I was the dreidel spinning champion of the universe.
Of course, we didn't call it "dreidel" back then.
No one in Modi’in could beat me.
My spinny little toy landed on gimel every time.
I didn’t think anyone could touch my game
Until the Greeks showed up.
Nobody knew they were coming.
At first I thought the Greeks were just after me
but soon it was clear
They were out to take over the whole city!
The whole country!
We were cool with them doing their things
But they wanted us to change, and fit in.
So they started destroying everything that was different.
The Greeks’ rules didn’t sound so harsh
Forget about worshiping only one God
Don’t do anything Jewish
But it was pretty scary.
Anyone caught praying could get beaten.
Wearing something Jewish? You might get thrown into jail.
You could disappear forever just because you refused to eat pork
And the weirdest part?
Some of our neighbors went along with it!
They started dressing like the Greeks
And playing Greek sports
and worshipping idols and hanging out at wrestling matches
Most people went along with the new rules
even though they weren't happy about it
A few people did exactly what they did before
only, they did it in secret
And then there were the people who wanted to fight.
As for me, there was too much drama going on.
I just wanted to play dreidel.
But we couldn’t even do that in peace.
Every time I sat down, the Greeks would hassle me.
They wanted to know if it was some sort of secret Jewish ritual
or magic way to talk to God or
mystical Kung-Jew!
Of course, it wasn’t any of that.
At least, at first it wasn’t
The Greeks would go on house raids
searching for Torahs, or Shabbat candles
or other stuff they didn’t like
So here was our decoy scheme
we would wait outside and play games
And when the Greek soldiers came by
we just
Took...Our...Time
explaining the rules
If it lands on gimel, you get all the coins
If it’s hay, you get half.
If it lands on nun, you get nothing,
And if it lands on shin, you have to put one in.
and everyone inside would hear us stalling
so they had time to hide everything
Now that’s mystical kung Jew!
The Greek armies spread throughout the country.
They reached the Temple in Jerusalem
which they trashed, of course
In secret, we studied, and we trained.
Even though it seemed like everyone thought
the Greeks were the coolest thing since sliced latkes
only a few people actually thought that
Most of us were faking. Some of us were hiding.
And when we were ready? We stopped hiding.
A war was fought and lots of people died.
And despite the odds, miraculously, we actually won.
We took back our towns and our country and our way of life.
We hitched up to Jerusalem, to the Temple.
It was wrecked.
Our holy Temple, it was completely polluted and trashed.
But we all helped clean it up.
It looked pretty good again, until somebody pointed out – the Menorah!
It wasn’t lit anymore.
This lamp was supposed to burn 24/7.
Making the oil took a long time
and it had to be super-pure 200% Holy Temple-certified olive oil
and the whole supply was wrecked
Somehow – I’m not saying that I did it, but I’m not saying that I didn’t
we found one jar that wasn’t broken
And that wasn’t even the biggest miracle!
Cool, sure, we found a jar of oil.
But those jars usually only lasted for a day
And this one? It burned for 8 days and nights!
That was long enough that we had time
to brew up a whole new batch
to keep the fire burning forever
throughout hundreds of years, thousands of prayers in the Temple
and about a mazillion dreidel rolls
Make that a mazillion and one