I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed) - Lyrics - Banjo & Sullivan

We started in the morning, carried well into the night. Throwing dirty dishes with all our might It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence will cost you after dark Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey *** She don't perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick The moral of this story is sad but true, I love to drink, and she loves to screw Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed