Cat Fight - Lyrics - Dance Hall Crashers

The back alley cat fight Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out A pink dragon with light blue horns That shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire It worked on them, a toy like that I'm back in bed, just like that Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling He wants to know which cat was winning Cat fight Everyone loves a cat fight For the sick minds Don't give 'em what they want Well, it's just another night And another round of screaming cat fights What's the thing they're fighting over now And is it worth the ticket price? Animals of territory Losing every ounce of glory While the claws and pulling hair get top attention Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention Cat fight Everyone loves a cat fight For the sick minds Don't give 'em what they want Cat fight Everyone loves a cat fight For the sick minds Don't give 'em what they want Well, she started eyes at me Who does she think she is? Don't you know who I am? Well, that was a show for you It's all you're gonna see 'Cause we don't believe Now there's a conspiracy And I think we should test a theory Let's stage the biggest cat fight Ever seen in history and then When they get excited Turn around and be united So they'll know forever, when we're together That they'll never be able to set us against each other Cat fight Everyone loves a cat fight For the sick minds Don't give 'em what they want Cat fight Everyone loves a cat fight For the sick minds Don't give 'em what they want Don't give 'em what they want Don't give 'em what they want