magical love

Irmentrud "Irmi" von Pflaumenmeister was born in 1988. Today she is a stone gnome. This documentary shows her last moments of life. On Friday, April 2, 2010, our camera team began this project because Irmi was Arnold Schwarzenegger's niece. We could never have known, what our project would become. We couldn't hear very well. Irmi stood in the forest far away from our microphones. I must, I must, I'm sorry... but I have no choice. Goodbye. Hello, my name is Irmi. Irmi von Pflaumenmeister. Irmi came from a big family of plum masters. She lived in Salzburg and studied apple farming at the University of Salzburg. Irmi went to a park near her apartment. Hello, Irmi! Hello, Hummo! How are you? Very good, very good... I got an A in my apple-course! Hummo and Irmi were childhood friends. Both of them studied at the University of Salzburg. Hummo had a secret. Don't talk about apples, Irmi. You know why I wanted to meet with you. Yes, I know, but Hummo... No, Irmi, be quiet. You know that I love you. I can no longer deny it. Please, my love, do you want to marry me? Hummo, oh, Hummo. I'm sorry, but I can't do it. What do you mean? Why can't you marry me? Our documentary became more complicated than we had previously thought it would. Hummo, I'm sorry, I can't marry you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Walli! What are you doing here? Irmi! I can't hide any longer! Who is she, Irmi? Irmi, I love you. She doesn't love YOU, forget her! Hummo, I must explain. This woman is named Walli. She is my lesbian lover. I don't believe that, that isn't possible, NO! Yes, it is possible. I can't marry you. Go away, man. This is not the end. I will come back. You must marry me! The couple sat together for four hours. Irmi never stopped crying. Three days later, everything was different. Irmi, I love you. I want to stay but you know that I have to take this job! Walli took an offer for a job. She just told Irmi. Yes, I know, but please, goodbye. Please, go away. It is too hard for me. But it is only eleven months... GO! Walli went away. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. My heart is dead! Walli left Irmi three weeks ago. Irmi had no hope. She looked to religion for help. Gnome God, can you hear me? It is me, Irmi. I am so sad. My love, Walli, is not with me, and I wish, that I were dead. I will do something about that. Hummo, what are you doing? No chit-chat, that is ENOUGH! Stop, Irmi, stop! I love you! If I can't have you, NO ONE can have you! I HATE LESBIAN GNOMES! What happened next will possibly shock our younger audience. What is that? No, no, it can't be possible. Yes it can, Irmi. I am a wizard, and this is my magic wand. Please, no, Hummo, don't do it, please, no, no, please, no! Walli! Irmentrud von Pflaumenmeister became a stone gnome on April 26, 2010. She was 22 years old. Humboldt "Hummo" Leckerbrot never went to jail because he was a wizard and probably disappeared somewhere in Asia. When Irmi died, the world lost a wonderful apple farmer. One year later... Irmi, I will love you forever, oh Irmi.... forever....