A Chorus Line by Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban - Dialogue and Script

I Hope I Get It ZACH Again...Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch... Again...Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch... Again...Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch...  Again...Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch...  Right! That connects with turn, turn out In touch, step, Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch... Got it? Going on, turn, turn, touch down, Back step, pivot step, walk, walk, walk! Right, let's do the whole combination Facing away from the mirror From the top! a-Five, six, seven, eight! ALL God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it! How many people does he need? How many people does he need? God, I hope I get it! I hope I get it! How may boys, how many girls  How many boys, how many... Look at all the people, at all the people How many people does he need? How many boys, how many girls? How many people does he ... MAGGIE I really need this job Please, God, I need this job! I've got to get this job! ZACH Stage left, boys.  Let's do the ballet combination First group of girls, second group to follow.  One, two, three, four, five, six... ALL God, I really blew it, I really blew it! How could I do a thing like that? How could I do a thing like ...? Now, I'll never make it  I'll never make it! He doesn't like the way I look.  He doesn't like the way I dance. He doesn't like the way I... ZACH All right, let me see the boys. The whole group. Ready, A-five, six, seven, eight! Okay, Girls, A-five, six, seven, eight! ALL God, I think I've got it, I think I've got it! I knew he liked me all the time What's coming next? What's happening now? Still it isn't over  I've gotta imagine what he wants it isn't over I've gotta imagine what he does God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it! I've come this far, but even so: It could be yes, it could be no. How many people does he...? I really need this job  Please, God, I need this job I've got to get this show. PAUL Who am I anyway? Am I my resume? That is a picture of a person I don't know. What does he want from me?  What should I try to be? So many faces all around and here we go, I need this job Oh God, I need this show. I Can Do That MIKE I'm watchin' Sis go pit-a-pat  Said, I can do that I can do that. Knew ev'ry step right off the bat,  Said, I can do that I can do that One morning Sis won't go to dance class I grabbed her shoes And tights and all But my foot's too small  So, I stuffed her shoes with extra socks,  Run seven blocks In nothin' flat, Hell, I can do that, I can do that I got to class and had it made,  And so I stayed The rest of my life All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat)  See, I can do this. That I can do, I can do that! And RICHIE And What if I’m next? What if I’m next? What am I gonna do I haven't got a clue I gotta think of something What does he want What does he want Stories from the past I better find one fast DON, MAGGIE, GREG, BEBE, RICHIE, VAL, PAUL What should I say  What can I tell him BOBBY As I got older I kept getting stranger and stranger,  I used to go down to this Busy intersection near my house rush hour and direct traffic. I just wanted To see if  anybody'd notice me. That's when I started breaking people's houses -- oh, I didn't steal anything --just re-arrange  their furniture. And VAL An Orphan at three Orphan at three Mother and dad both gone Raised by a sweet ex-con Tied up and *** at seven Seriously Seriously Nothing too obscene I'd better keep it clean DON, CONNIE, MIKE, SHEILA, RICHIE, VAL, DIANA What should I say? What can I tell him? BOBBY  You wanna hear about school? I went to P.S. ***. See,  I was the kind of kid that was always getting slammed into lockers and stuff like that. Not only by students --  by the teachers too. Oh and I hated sports, hated sports.  And sports were very big. I mean, it was jock city, but  I didn't make one team. See I couldn't catch a ball if it had elmer's glue on it. And didn't my father have to be  this big ex-football hero, he was so humiliated, he didn't  know what to tell his friends. So he told 'em all I had  polio. On father's day I had to limp for him, and JUDY And God, I’m a wreck  God, I’m a wreck I don't know where to start I'm gonna fall apart Where are my childhood memories? Who were the boys What were my toys Gone beyond recall! And why am I so tall What should I say VAL, RICHIE, MAGGIE, CONNIE, JUDY, DIANA What can I tell him? JUDY And CONNIE And RICHIE And VAL And BOBBY And mother kept saying: "If you don't stop burning brother's  toys, we're going to have to send you away." And I was always thinking up these spectacular ways how to kill myself. But then  I realized -- to commit suicide in Buffalo is redundant! At the Ballet SHEILA Daddy always thought that he married beneath him That's what he said, that's what he said. When he proposed he informed my mother  He was probably her very last chance. And though she was twenty-two,  Though she was twenty-two, Though she was twenty-two-- She married him. Life with my dad wasn't ever a picnic  More like a "Come as you are." When I was five I remember my mother  Dug earrings out of the car I knew they weren't hers  But it wasn't something you'd wanna discuss He wasn't warm, well, not to her ... well, not to us But ev'rything was beautiful at the ballet.  Graceful men lift lovely girls in white.  Yes, ev'rything was beautiful at ballet,  Hey! I was happy at the ballet. That's why I started ballet class SHEILA and BEBE Up a steep and very narrow stairway  To the voice like a metronome Up a steep and very narrow stairway  It wasn't paradise, it wasn't paradise, It wasn't paradise, but it was home. BEBE Mother always said I'd be very attractive When I grew up, when I grew up "Diff'rent," she said,  "With a special something And a very, very personal flair." And though I was eight or nine,  Though I was eight or nine, Though I was eight or nine,  I hated her. Now, "diff'rent" is nice, but it sure isn't pretty. "Pretty" is what it's about.  I never met anyone who was "diff'rent"  Who couldn't figure that out. So beautiful I'd never lived to see.  But it was clear, if not to her,  Well then to me! BEBE and MAGGIE That ev'ryone is beautiful at the ballet.  Ev'ry prince has got to have his swan.  Yes, ev'ryone is beautiful at the ballet,  Hey! I was pretty SHEILA At the ballet SHEILA BEBE and MAGGIE Up a steep and very narrow stairway  To the voice like a metronome Up a steep and very narrow stairway  It wasn't paradise,  it wasn't paradise, It wasn't paradise, but it was home. MAGGIE I don't know what they were for or against, really! Except each other! I mean, I was born to save their marriage. But when my father  came to pick My mother up at the hospital, he said, "Well, I thought  this was going to help But I guess it's not." Anyway, I did have a  fantastic fantasy life I used to dance around the living room with  my arms up like this. My fantasy was that it was an Indian chief and  he'd say to me, "Maggie, do you wanna dance?" And I'd say, "Daddy, I would love to dance!" SHEILA, BEBE and MAGGIE Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo But it was clear when he proposed That I was born to help their marriage and when That's what he said,  That's what she said, I used to dance around the living room  He wasn't warm, not to her MAGGIE It was an Indian chief and he said "Maggie, do you wanna dance?"  And I said, "Daddy, I would love to."  Ev'rything was beautiful at the ballet.  Raise your arms and someone's always there  Yes, ev'rything was beautiful at the ballet  At the ballet... At the ballet... SHEILA, BEBE and MAGGIE Yes ev'rything was beautiful at the ballet  Hey! I was pretty I was happy  "I would love to..."  At the ballet. Sing! KRISTINE See, I really couldn't sing  I could never really sing  What I couldn't do was... AL Sing! KRISTINE I have trouble with the... AL Note! KRISTINE It goes all around my... AL Throat! KRISTINE It's a terrifying... AL Thing! KRISTINE See, I really couldn't hear  Which note was lower or was... AL Higher! KRISTINE Which is why I disappear  If someone says, "Let's start a... AL Choir!" KRISTINE Hey, when I begin to... AL Shriek! KRISTINE It's a across between I... AL Squeak! KRISTINE And a quiver or I... AL Moan! KRISTINE It's a little like a... AL Croak! KRISTINE Or the record player... AL Broke! KRISTINE What it doesn't have is... AL Tone! KRISTINE Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... AL Ding-a-ling KRISTINE But I really couldn't... AL Sing! KRISTINE I could never really... AL Sing! KRISTINE What I couldn't do was... AL Sing! Three blind mice... KRISTINE Three blind mice...  It isn't intentional! AL She's doing her best! Jingle bells, jingle bells KRISTINE Jingle bells, Jingle bells  It really blows my mind AL She gets depressed! KRISTINE But what I lack in pitch  I sure make up in... AL Power KRISTINE And all my friends say  I am perfect for the shower Still, I'm terrific at a... AL Dance! KRISTINE Guys are comin' in their... AL Pants! KRISTINE I'm a birdie on the... AL Wing! KRISTINE But when I begin to... AL Chirp! KRISTINE They say,"Who's the little... AL Twerp! KRISTINE Goin' 'pong' instead of... AL 'Ping'!" KRISTINE And when Christmas comes  And all my friends go... CHORUS Caroling... KRISTINE It is so dishearten AL ning! KRISTINE It is so disquiet AL ting! KRISTINE It is so discourag AL ging! KRISTINE Darling, please stop answer AL ring! KRISTINE See, I really couldn't AL sing! KRISTINE I could never really AL sing! KRISTINE What I couldn't do was CHORUS Do re mi fa sol la ti do  Do re mi fa sol la ti do La KRISTINE La! CHORUS La KRISTINE La! CHORUS Sing, sing, sing  Sing, sing, sing... KRISTINE SING! CHORUS SING! Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love VAL Hello twelve, RICHIE Hello thirteen, MAGGIE  Hello love. AL  Changes, oh! BEBE  Down below. DIANA  Up above. VAL  Time to doubt, MIKE  To break out, RICHIE  It's a mess, MAGGIE  It's a mess. PAUL and JUDY  Time to grow. MAGGIE and AL Time to go CONNIE, BOBBY and RICHIE  Adolesce, ALL  Adolesce. Too young to take over,  Too old to ignore, AL  Gee, I'm almost ready, ALL  But....what....for?  There's a lot I am not certain of.  Hello twelve, hello thirteen, hello love! ALL  Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen.  Hello love.... BEBE  Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet,  My God, Robert Goulet! ALL  ....Oh! Down below, up above... DON  Playing doctor with Evelyn. ALL  La la la RICHIE  I'll show you mine, ALL  La la RICHIE You show me yours ALL  La la KRISTINE  Seeing Daddy...naked! ALL  Time to grow. Time to go... SHEILA  Surprise! ALL  La la la SHEILA  Mom and Dad were doing it. ALL Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen.  Hello love. MAGGIE Why do I pay for all those lessons?  Dance for gran'ma!  Dance for gran'ma! BEBE My God, that Steve Mcqueen's real sexy,  Bob Goulet out, Steve Mcqueen in! CASSIE You cannot go to the movies  Until you finish your homework AL Wash the car, MIKE  Stop pickin' your nose. MAGGIE Oh darling, you're not old enough to wear a bra.  You've got nothing to hold it up. MARK Locked in the bathroom with Peyton Place VAL ***!  When am I gonna grow ***? BOBBY If Troy Donahue could be a movie star,  Then I could be a movie star. JUDY But the thing that made my mammy laugh so much was  When I used to jump and dance around the living room... MAGGIE Please take this message  To mother from me.  Carry it with you  Across the blue sea. "Mother,  Oh, mother,  Wherever I go  Your  Maggie  Is missin'  You so."  "mother,  Oh, mother  Wherever  I go  Your  Maggie  Is missin'  You  So." AL Dad would take mom to Roseland. She'd come home with her shoes in her hand. DIANA Mother fat,  Always in the kitchen cooking all the time. SHEILA Darling, I can tell you now, Your father went through life with an open fly. VAL ***! Where are my ***? CASSIE Listen to your mother. Those stage and movie people got there  Because they're special. GREG You take after your father's side of the family, The ugly side. PAUL  Wait until your father gets home. DON Swear to god and hope to die. CHORUS  Goodbye twelve goodbye thirteen hello la-a-a-ove.  Our broad goes out with other guys. Early to rise.  Hello la-a-a-ove.  Our broad goes out with other guys. Early to bed, CASSIE A diaphragm, a diaphragm.  I thought a diaphragm was up here,  Where you breathe. DON I bought a car. I bought my first car. MIKE  Padiddle MARK  Changes,  Oh, ev'ry girl I know has lockjaw of the legs down below.  Up a -... CONNIE  You're not leaving this house 'til you're twenty-one. KRISTINE The ugliest boy asked me to the prom,  I stayed home. VAL  ***.  Made it through high school without growing ***. RICHIE ...Doubt, my trouble is wine, women and song.  To break out I can't get any of 'em it's a mess.  Time to grow, mike time to go,  Your brother's going to medical school a-do ...and you're dropping out to be a chorus boy.  Nothing! BEBE  Steve Mcqueen out. Nureyev in! DIANA You gotta know somebody to be somebody. MAGGIE Gra -- du -- a -- tion! SHIELA All you run around with are bums. AL  I got Nancy's picture, Annabelle's locket, Cynthia's ring and Lucy's pants.  Head-on collision! Eddie got killed.... RICHIE  Let's dance, let's dance PAUL  What am I gonna say when he calls on me? JUDY My only adolescence,  My only adolescence,  My only adolescence. JUDY, KRISTINE and VIKI My only adolescence... DIANA, BEBE Where did it go?  It was so.... Where did it go? It was so.... VAL, DIANA, BEBE and LOIS Where did it go? It was so.... Where did it go? It was so.... GREG, BOBBY, MIKE Freshmore, Sophmore, Junior, Senior, Freshmore, Sophmore, Junior, Senior, SHEILA, MAGGIE, DON Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen MARK, CONNIE, CASSIE, RICHIE, MAGGIE, JUDY, VIKI, PAUL, LARRY, AL Suddenly I'm seventeen and, All suddenly I'm seventeen and,  Suddenly I'm seventeen and,  Suddenly there's a lot I am not certain of,  Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen, hello.... GIRLS, GROUP 1  Doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo,  Dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo,  Dt dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit dit doo, dit. GIRLS, GROUP 2  Dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit, dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit,  Dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit, dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit,  Dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit, dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit,  Dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du dit, dee du dee du dee du, dee dee du. BOYS, GROUP 3 Wah, wah wah wah, wah, wah wah wah, wah, wah wah wah, wah,  Wah wah wah, wah, wah wah wah, wah, wah wah wah, wah, wah wah wah, wah BOYS, GROUP 4 Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah, doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah,  Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah, doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah,  Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah, doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah,  Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah, doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah, RICHIE Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball. Yeah!  Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball. Yeah!  I was always runnin' around shoutin',  "Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball. Yeah" I was so enthusiastic.  I was in ev'rything.  The yearbook is filled with my pictures,  And I was lucky 'cause I got a scholarship to college.  A scholarship to college! So I went. ALL  So he went. RICHIE  Yes, I went. ALL  Yes, he went. RICHIE  So I'm gonna be this kindergarten teacher... Imagine me -- this kindergarten teacher? And I thought...*** ALL  ***, Richie. RICHIE ***! ALL  ***, Richie. RICHIE  What are you gonna be?  When you get shoved outta here  Aint nobody gonna be  Standin' there with no scholarship  to life. RICHIE And I was scared. ALL  ***, Richie. RICHIE Scared ALL  ***, Richie. RICHIE Scared ALL  ***, Richie. RICHIE Scared ALL  ***, Richie. GIRLS My braces gone. BOYS  My pimples gone. ALL My childhood gone, goodbye.  Goodbye twelve. Goodbye thirteen. Goodbye fourteen.  Goodbye fifteen. Goodbye sixteen. Goodbye seventeen.  Hello love.! Go to it. Go to it. BOYS  And now life really begins. GIRLS  Go to it. BOYS  And now life really begins. GIRLS  Go to it. BOYS  And now life really begins. GIRLS  Go to it. BOYS  And now life really begins. GIRLS  Go to it. ALL  Go to it. Nothing DIANA I'm so excited because I'm gonna go to the High School of Performing Arts, I mean I was dying to be a serious actress. Anyway, it's our first day acting class and we're in the auditorium and the teacher, Mr. Karp, puts us upon the stage with our legs around everybody, one in back of the other, and he says: "Okay, we're gonna do improvisations...Now, you're on a bobsled and it's snowing out and it's cold... Okay, go!" Ev'ryday for a week we would try to feel the motion, Feel the motion down the hill. Ev'ry day for a week we would try to hear the wind rush Hear the wind rush, feel the chill And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul  To see what I had inside. Yes, I dug right down to the bottom of my soul  And I tried, I tried! And everybody goin' "Woosh... woosh ...  I feel the snow, I feel the cold, I feel the air..."  And Mr. Karp turns to me and he says:  "Okay, Morales, what did you feel?" And I said... "Nothing, I'm feeling nothing," And he says "Nothing could get a girl transferred." They all felt something,  But I felt nothing Except the feelin' that this *** was absurd! But I said to myself,  "Hey, it's only the first week. Maybe it's genetic, They don't have bobsleds in San Juan!" Second week, more advanced,  And we had to be a table,  Be a sportscar, Ice-cream cone. Mister Karp, he would say,  "Very good, except Morales. Try, Morales, all alone." And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul  To see how an ice cream felt... Yes, I dug right down to the bottom of my soul  And I tried to melt! The kids yelled,  "Nothing!"  They called me "Nothing" And Karp allowed it, which really makes me burn. They were so helpful, they called me "Hopeless", Until I really didn't know where else to turn. And Karp kept saying,  "Morales, I think you should transfer to Girl's High,  You'll never be an actress, Never!"  Jesus Christ! Went to church, praying, Santa Maria,  Send me guidance, Send me guidance on my knees.  Went to church praying, Santa Maria,  Help me feel it, Help me feel it pretty please. And a voice from down at the bottom of my soul Came up to the top of my head, And a voice from down at the bottom of my soul,  Here is what it said, "This man is nothing! This course is nothing! If you want something go find another class. And when you find one You'll be an actress." And I assure you that's what fin'lly came to pass Six months later I heard that Karp had died. And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul And cried-- 'Cause I felt nothing... The Music and the Mirror CASSIE Give me somebody to dance for  Give me somebody to show. Let me wake up in the morning to find  I have somewhere exciting to go. To have something that I can believe in.  To have someone to be. Use me, choose me, God, I'm a dancer,  A dancer dances! Give me somebody to dance with.  Give me a place to fit in Help me return to the world of living  By showing me how to begin. Play me the music,  Give a chance to come through. All I ever needed was the music  And the mirror and a chance to dance for you. Give me a job and you instantly  Get me involved  If you give me a job  Then the rest of the crap will get solved. Put me to work, you would think  That by now I'm allowed. I'll do you proud. Throw me a rope to grab on to,  Help me to prove that I'm strong. Give me the chance to look forward to sayin' "Hey, listen they're playin' my song." Play me the music  Give me a chance to come through, All I ever needed was the music and the mirror  And a chance to dance-- Play me the music!  Play me the music!  Play me the music! Give me a chance to come through! All I ever needed was the music and the mirror  And a chance to dance-- Dance: Ten; Looks: Three VAL ...But after a while I caught on...I mean, I saw what they were hiring! I also swiped my dance card once after an audition, and on a scale of one to ten, they gave me for dance: TEN, for looks : THREE! Why? Dance Ten, Looks Three  And I'm still on unemployment, Dancing for my own enjoyment.  That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid! Dance Ten, Looks Three  Is like to die! Left the the'ter and called the doctor  For my appointment to buy...  *** and ***  Bought myself a fancy pair  Tightened up the derriere Did the nose with it  All that goes with it *** and ***!  Had the bingo-bongos done. Suddenly I'm getting  Nash'nal tours! *** and *** won't get you jobs,  Unless they're yours! Didn't cost a fortune neither.  Didn't hurt my sex life either! Flat and sassy  I would get the strays and losers, Beggars really can't be choosers.  That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid! Fix the chassis,  "How do you do!" Life turned into an endless medley of  "Gee, it had to be you. "Why? *** and ***  Where the cupboard once was bare Now you knock and someone's there You have got 'em, hey!  Top to bottom, hey! It's a gas!  Just a dash of silicone.  Shake your new maracas and your fine! *** and *** can change your life,  They sure changed mine! Have it all done!  Honey, take my word.  Grab a cab, c'mon See the wizard on  Park and Seventy-Third For *** and ***.  Orchestra and balcony.  What they want is whatcha see. Keep the best of you,  Do all the rest of you. Pits or class, I have never seen it fail,  Debutante or chorus girl or wife. *** and ***, yes, *** and ***  Have changed my life! One (Rehearsal) ALL One Singular sensation  Ev'ry little step she takes.  One Thrilling combination  Ev'ry move that she makes.  One smile and suddenly nobody else will do.  You know you'll never be lonely  With you-know-who.  One moment in her presence  And you can forget the rest, For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention.  Do I really have to mention  She's the one? GIRLS One  Singular sensation Ev'ry little step she takes. One Thrilling combination Ev'ry move that she makes.  One smile and suddenly nobody else will do.  You know you'll never be lonely  With you-know-who.  One moment in her presence  And you can forget the rest,  For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention.  Do I really have to mention  She's the one? ALL One, two, shoulder up  Singular sensation  Point an' point  Leap, step, kick Hat to the head  Three, four  Leap with the hip  Follow through  Up, down Feel the phrase  Elbow right, down, point  Step, brush, Three, four, suddenly nobody  Step, flick, step, up  Step an' step, slow Three, four, five, six,  Hat, kick, step, brush, Five, six...  Back, back! For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention. Do I really have to mention She's the one? One singular sensation  Ev'ry little step she takes One thrilling combination  Ev'ry move that she makes One smile and suddenly nobody else will do You know you'll never be lonely With you-know-who One moment in her presence And you can forget the rest For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention. Do I really have to mention She's the one? One! One! One!  ONE!!! The Tap Combination LARRY (To the GROUP) Okay, the tap combination, A five, six, seven, eight ... SHEILA God, when it's over do I need a drink! MIKE He's got to know what he wants by now. BEBE Oh Jesus, have I got a headache. MAGGIE I'm not sure if I can smile much longer. JUDY I should have been a singer "AAAAHH!" well. BOBBY If George Hamilton can be a movie star  Then I could be a movie star ALAN What am I doing in show business? LARRY Okay, everybody stage right, please.  I'm going to put you into couples now according to size.  Let me see, I'll start with the tall people ... Ah ... Okay, give me Don, Judy, Bobby and Kristine.  Oh no, girls work on the other side of the boys,  Sheila and Bebe, standby. Boys work upstage a bit, A five, six, seven, eight ... What I Did For Love DIANA Kiss today goodbye,  The sweetness and the sorrow.  Wish me luck the same to you But I can't regret  What I did for love,  What I did for love. Look, my eyes are dry,  The gift was ours to borrow, It's as if we always knew,  And I won't forget What I did for love,  What I did for love.  Gone, love is never gone,  As we travel on,  Love's what we'll remember! Kiss today goodbye,  And point me t'ward tomorrow. We did what we had to do-- Won't forget, can't regret What I did for love, DIANA and CHORUS What I did for love. DIANA What I did for-- DIANA and CHORUS Love,  Love is never gone  As we travel on,  Love's what we'll remember!  Kiss today goodbye DIANA And point me t'ward tomorrow DIANA and CHORUS Point me t'ward tomorrow We did what we had to do  Won't forget, can't regret What I did for love, What I did for love. DIANA What I did for Love... One BOYS One  Singular sensation  Ev'ry little step he takes One  Thrilling combination  Ev'ry move that he makes One smile and suddenly nobody else will do You know you'll never be lonely  With you-know-who One moment in his presence  And you can forget the rest, For the guy is second best to none, son. Ooooh! Sigh! Give him your attention  Do I really have to mention, he's the one? BOYS She walks into a room and you know GIRLS She's uncommonly rare, very unique,  Peripatetic, Poetic and chic. ALL She walks into a room and you know From her maddening poise, effortless whirl, She's the special girl strolling, Can't help all of her qualities extolling. Loaded with charisma is ma jauntily,  Sauntering, ambling, shambler. She walks into a room and you know You must shuffle along, join the parade  She's the quintessence of making the grade.  This is whatcha call trav'lling! Oh, strut your stuff!  Can't get enough of her. Love her!  I'm a son of a gun, she is one of a kind. BOYS  One Singular sensation  Ev'ry little step she takes.  One Thrilling combination  Ev'ry move that she makes.  One smile and suddenly nobody else will do.  You know you'll never be lonely  With you-know-who.  One moment in her presence  And you can forget the rest, For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooh! Sigh! Give her your attention.  Do I really have to mention  She's the One? GIRLS  She walks into a room and you know She's uncommonly rare, very unique,  Peripatetic, Poetic and chic. She walks into a room and you know From her maddening poise, effortless whirl, She's the special girl strolling, Can't help all of her qualities extolling. Loaded with charisma is ma jauntily,  Sauntering, ambling, shambler. She walks into a room and you know You must shuffle along, join the parade  She's the quintessence of making the grade.  This is whatcha call trav'lling! Oh, strut your stuff!  Can't get enough of her. Love her!  I'm a son of a gun, she is one of a kind. ALL  One  Singular sensation  Ev'ry little step she takes  One  Thrilling combination  Ev'ry move that she makes One smile and suddenly nobody else will do You know you'll never be lonely With you-know-who. One moment in her presence  And you can forget the rest, For the girl is second best to none, son. Ooooh! Sigh! Give her your attention.  Do I really have to mention, She's the... She’s the... She’s the one!