The Answer - Umshini Wam ( A Short Film )

YO-LANDI: Now listen to me *** nicely Ninja. We need to stop *** around, yeah. It's time to step up our *** game my [INAUDIBLE]. It's time to get the *** respect we deserve on the streets. I don't want to roll around like a *** drowning rat for the rest of my life. It's time for some action, my [INAUDIBLE]. It's now or *** never, Ninja. If you want to be next level, we need to *** roll next level. Nothing is *** happening for us, 'cause look how we're *** rolling. No one takes us seriously and I'm *** sick of it. We need to keep it gangster, my [INAUDIBLE]. We need to *** make a movie or we're ***. It's time to bump up the *** bass, and take the *** to the next. *** everyone. Seriously Ninja, *** everyone. Let's do this, my [INAUDIBLE], let's *** do this. *** lazy ***. Get up. [SCREAMS] Get up, Ninja. *** you, *** you. You always play dead. It's so stupid. I can feel you breathing. Get up, get up. Ninja, do something. Just say one thing, just say one thing. Wake up. Get up. I hate this guy. I *** hate this guy. I need you, and you just leave me. Why won't you just stand up? Please Ninja, I love you dude, please get up. NINJA: I hate you. YO-LANDI: I hate you too. NINJA: [MAKING MACHINE GUN NOISES] [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]. YO-LANDI: I'm old enough to bleed, I'm old enough to breed, I'm old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep. NINJA: It's gangster. YO-LANDI: Just look at those *** wheelchairs, mate. Those things are so dark. That's why no one takes us seriously, baby, because we roll around in those *** things. And you're a *** to roll around in a *** wheelchair like that. Those *** things give me nightmares, baby. NINJA: You always have to moan all the time about everything. YO-LANDI: Because *** people are laughing at us with these *** things. NINJA: Oh, ***, man. [GUNSHOTS] NINJA: It's why I'm an alien, my head's so *** big with my green deadlock brains I can see your aura. Everything looks so strange. ***, I need some water. Whoa, the funny *** looks like a big, fat, long ***. Oh, it's a long *** *** made in Hong Kong my big bongs balls bubble when I take a hit. YO-LANDI: ***. Get out the *** way, [INAUDIBLE]. *** what [INAUDIBLE]! *** [INAUDIBLE]! Come, let's *** off. [INAUDIBLE]. Here's your bra. NINJA: So, I'll try it on. Check out my *** bling, ***. *** gangster gangster. YO-LANDI: Give me one too, Mayberry. Give me one of those *** rings. NINJA: It's after death, ***, it's after death. You can have one kiss. One kiss. YO-LANDI: Give me one also. NINJA: You can kiss it. YO-LANDI: Give it to me. Ninja. Diamonds. Give me my *** diamonds. You sure that's the *** place? You *** sure? We can do this. We can *** do this. -You here to check the wheelchairs? So these are the wheelchairs. They're the ultimate in wheelchairs. Pure leather seats. Wide rims. Spoked mag wheels. Even got seat belts. Ground foot rests. Arm rests. Heated arm rests. [INAUDIBLE] and power steering. This thing is so tight it can turn on a [INAUDIBLE]. And fast. And the ride is smooth, like a Rolls Royce. In fact, this is the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. But very expensive. YO-LANDI: How much are they? -Poppy. Maybe a little too expensive for people like you. YO-LANDI: What do you mean, people like us? *** you, wormy. -No. *** you. You're a waste of a white skin. YO-LANDI: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja Ninja, we need to start *** [INAUDIBLE] and start to stand up again. -How is it folks, can I help you? NINJA: Do you have hologram mags? -Yes, I got hologram mags yeah, man, I've got everything here. YO-LANDI: No one takes us seriously and I'm *** sick of it. We need to keep it gangster. [SCREAMS] Don't want the lime. Rolls Royce. NINJA: I once had this *** dream. A dream that I was like the greatest rapper in the whole *** world. Like in the whole *** universe, actually. And like I drove through the hood, my electric wheelchair. I got grand rims and ***, like beats bumping off your *** face. Everyone would know me. Like, everyone would love me and ***. YO-LANDI: That's *** gangster, Mayberry. NINJA: [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] YO-LANDI: Ninja. I think that God's forgiven us. NINJA: What? YO-LANDI: I think that God's forgiven us. NINJA: Yeah, God's a good guy. Don't worry, everything's going to be fine. YO-LANDI: I hope so. NINJA: Come on, let's do this nice. YO-LANDI: Go to sleep. We just took a little bit more.