Is This 40?

- PREVIOUSLY ON THIS SEASON OF SHAHS OF SUNSET... [laughs] 40 IS A TURNING POINT FOR ME. I JUST MOVED IN WITH ADAM. IS THAT HOW YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING? I'M REALLY, REALLY BLESSED. - PERFECT. KISSES. - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S A NICE ONE. - OH, MY GOD. PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON TRYING TO CHANGE MY MOM, BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO CHANGE HER. I'M JUST TRYING TO CHANGE US. - HEY, GIRL. HEY, GIRL. HEY, GIRL. HEY, GIRL, HEY! LADIES, YOU'RE IN MY SHOT. - YOU AND COCONUT, YOU CAN CIRCLE ALL THE WAY BACK TO TEXAS. THESE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. - [bleep] IT, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE FAKE FRIENDS. - I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA HELP YOU SELL A HOUSE. - HE'S DONE THINGS TO BETRAY ME. - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND MIKE? - MIKE HAS NO DEALS. - SHE HAS HER BEST FRIEND BACK. SHE DOESN'T NEED ME. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU. - [laughs] I'M HAVING A HUGE FAMILY REUNION IN TURKEY. - I APOLOGIZE. IT WAS OUT OF LINE. - I KNOW, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, MJ LOVES ME. - WE'RE THIS CLOSE, AND WE CAN'T GO IN. - FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS, I'VE BEEN CARRYING AROUND A 10,000-POUND ROCK. HERE. LIKE, I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. - EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAS HIT A FORK IN THE ROAD THIS YEAR. - MO-CEDES, DO YOU WANT A KID? - YEAH. - EVERYONE IS AT A CROSSROADS. - I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA RUN OUT OF TIME. I THINK I WOULD BE A GREAT MOM. - THE NEXT THING WE COME TO IS THE RING CEREMONY. - THE BEST PART. - WHEN I FIRST STARTED DATING JESSICA, THERE WERE ALL THESE OBSTACLES. BUT NOW, THERE'S NO MORE EXCUSES. - ♪ CUT A LOT OF GIRLS, CUT A LOT OF CHECKS ♪ ♪ THAT'S THE LIFE HERE ON SUNSET ♪ ♪ RICH AND FAMOUS, I AM SUCCESS ♪ ♪ MET HER AT LES DEUX, AND SHE DO LOVE SEX ♪ ♪ I'MA SIP THIS, YOU DO THE REST ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO, YOU DO THE BEST ♪ ♪ DO ME A FAVOR, LOSE THE DRESS ♪ ♪ WE RUN L.A. ♪ - THERE'S A LOT OF HOS WALKING AROUND RIGHT HERE. - YOU READY FOR SOME FUN? - YEAH. WHAT'S UP, MAX? - WELCOME, GUYS. - NICE TO SEE YOU. - GOOD SEEING YOU. - HEY, BUDDY. - SO ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR YOUR WORKOUT TODAY? - FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I'M GONNA RENT AN AMAZING MANSION IN PALM SPRINGS AND GET SOME SUN... - ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE! all: FELLOWSHIP. - MEOW. - BUT I AM REALIZING THAT THE CHUNK FACTOR IS ON A LEVEL TEN. AND BEFORE I TURN 40, I NEED TO CRANK THAT *** DOWN TO A SIX OR A SEVEN. - WE'RE GONNA START HERE IN THREE, TWO-- YOU'RE IN IT. YOU'RE IN IT. - COME ON, REZA. LIFT IT LIKE IT'S A HAMBURGER. - HUH? - WE'RE LIKE TWO BROTHERS. SIBLINGS FIGHT, AND REZA'S BEEN AVOIDING THE CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR PARTNERSHIP. WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER. IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT WE NEED TO CLARIFY AND MOVE ON WITH, AND IT'S KINDA EATING UP AT ME INSIDE THAT HE'S AVOIDING IT. - REZA, YOU'RE WORKING ON TRUST. - I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WITH THIS GUY. - UH, WE'RE GONNA WORK 'EM OUT. - YOU HAVE WHAT? - I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WITH YOU. - JUMP INTO PLACE, MIKE. BEAUTIFUL. - [groans] - NICE AND EASY, NICE AND EASY. - MIKE AND I HAD A HUGE FALLING-OUT, SO I DIDN'T REALLY EVEN WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT BUSINESS UNTIL MIKE AND I WERE IN A BETTER PLACE WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP. - YES! THANK YOU. - ARE THERE ANY TOWELS UP IN THIS ***, MAX? - YES, SIR. - WE'RE LEAVING TO PALM SPRINGS. - YOU GUYS WERE AMAZING TO WORK WITH TODAY. - AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE MY BIRTHDAY WITHOUT ALL OF THIS TENSION BETWEEN US. OKAY, SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN EATING AWAY AT ME. I DON'T FEEL AS CLOSE WITH YOU AS I DID BEFORE, AND I HATE THAT. - WE'RE SPEAKING OPENLY AND HONESTLY, RIGHT? - RIGHT. - THE WAY YOU BROUGHT ME ON AND THE WAY YOU JUST KINDA LET ME BE FOR MYSELF AND REALLY DIDN'T HELP ME, THAT'S WHERE ALL THIS STEMS FROM. YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU GAVE ME 100% OF YOUR HELP? - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - REALLY, IT HURTS ME, MAN. LIKE, I'M LIKE A BITTER EX-GIRLFRIEND WITH YOU. IT'S SO WEIRD TO EVEN PICK THAT ANALOGY, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND IT. LIKE, I HAD THIS, LIKE, LITTLE BIT OF HATRED TOWARDS YOU. - WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT HOUSE ON GENESEE THAT I SOLD IN A WEEK, YOU WERE LIKE, "WELL, AREN'T I GETTING HALF OF THAT?" - I WASN'T EXPECTING HALF. THAT WOULD BE CRAZY, RIGHT? BUT EVEN A JUNIOR AGENT GETS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 10%, 15%, 20%. IT'S INDUSTRY STANDARD. - NO, IN RESIDENTIAL, NOT ONLY IS IT NOT A STANDARD, BUT THE PERSON WHO IS A JUNIOR AGENT, THEIR FIRST TWO DEALS, THEY GIVE 50% OF THEIR COMMISSION TO THE PERSON WHO MENTORS THEM. PEOPLE DIE TO LEARN OFF OF A LISTING. MIKE HAD CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS. HE WAS VERY GREEN, AND HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO PUT IN THE TIME AND EFFORT. AND I CAN'T FAULT HIM FOR THAT. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M NOT GONNA INVEST INTO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO PAY HIS DUES. - YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, MAN? I JUST-- I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR RESIDENTIAL REAL ESTATE. I THINK IT'S-- IT'S A--IT'S-- IT'S NOT EVEN A GRIND THAT I LIKE. SO I'M PROBABLY GONNA GO BACK TO WHERE I'M--I'M COMFORTABLE, AND THAT'S IN MY COMMERCIAL. AND THAT WAY, WE KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIP. - ABSOLUTELY. - YOU KNOW, BECAUSE, REALLY, IT HURTS ME, MAN. LIKE, WE TRIED. IT DIDN'T WORK. - LISTEN, WE ARE GONNA DIVORCE LIKE TWO PEOPLE THAT HAVE FIVE KIDS THAT ARE BABIES, AND THEN WE STILL HAVE TO RAISE THESE BABIES. IF YOU WANT TO SHARE AN OFFICE AND EACH ONE DO OUR BUSINESS SEPARATELY, COOL. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE OFFICE, COOL. HOWEVER YOU WANT TO DO IT. IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. IT'S ABOUT ME REALIZING THAT ME AND YOU AREN'T LIKE WE USED TO BE. WE USED TO TALK ALL THE TIME. WE USED TO GO TO LUNCH. I USED TO [bleep] CALL YOUR MOM, YOUR MOM USED TO CALL ME, I FELT SUPER TIGHT, AND NOW, I FEEL COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED. I MISS YOU. I MISS YOUR MOM. I MISS YOUR DAD. I MISS COMING OVER FOR SHABBAT. I HAVE FELT A VOID IN MY LIFE. I SWEAR TO GOD. I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER, AND I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU. NOW THAT WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION, THE BUSINESS ASPECT SEEMS SO INSIGNIFICANT. BEREEM. LET'S HEAD OUT. - BEFORE WE START CRYING. - LIKE, I HAVE MY FRIEND BACK, AND THAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY DEAL OR BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP IN THE WORLD. LET'S GO GRAB SOME PROTEIN SHAKES ON ME. - THANKS, MAN. - [chuckles] - I TRIED IT ON. I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CRAZY. AND THEN I WAS LIKE, THIS IS MY FAVORITE OUTFIT. - NO, I REALLY LIKE IT. YOU LOOK VERY NICE FOR ME. THANK YOU. - LET ME GO AROUND YOU. - HI, LADIES. WELCOME. - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. MY BIRTHDAYS ARE CLASSICALLY LOW-KEY, AND TODAY, I'M GONNA KEEP IT THAT WAY. SO MY MOM IS TAKING ME OUT FOR A SPA. SHE'S BEEN SUCH A TROOPER. SHE'S TRYING SO HARD, AND I LOVE IT. - WOULD YOU LADIES LIKE CHAMPAGNE? - OKAY. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I DID GET A REALLY STUBBORN SPRAY TAN NOT TOO LONG AGO. - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. - MOM, DID YOU NOTICE? - YEAH, DON'T-- DON'T TELL THE SECRET. [both laugh] TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP. - IT WAS LIKE A REALLY GROWING EXPERIENCE. I LAUGHED, I CRIED. I FREAKED OUT. - WHY YOU FREAKED OUT? - WE WENT TO THIS MEHMOONI WHERE WE WERE, LIKE, GIVING SOGHATIS TO ASA'S COUSIN'S KIDS. THE GIRL HAD THIS LOOK. LIKE, SHE WAS REALLY [speaking Farsi] AND CUTE, AND, LIKE, IT JUST SWALLOWED ME UP, AND I JUST COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT. HI, [speaking Farsi]. IT WAS COMPLETELY-- TOOK ME OFF GUARD. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MERCEDES? - SEEING HER COUSINS WITH THEIR CHILDREN-- - THEY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD HAVING CHILDREN? THAT WAS--IMPRESS YOU? WHAT WAS ABOUT IT TO IMPRESS YOU? SOMETIMES, MERCEDES, YOU ARE NAIVE. - SHE TAKES MY MOST INTIMATE FEELINGS, AND SHE CRUSHES THEM WITH A HAMMER. - YOU ARE SAYING THAT "I WAS SO IMPRESSED." - NO, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I SAW SOMEBODY WITH CHILDREN AND THAT MADE ME WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN, AND IT FREAKED ME OUT. AND YES, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAD WANTED THAT, BUT IT WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN CHILDREN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PART OF HER HEART WAS KILLED OFF TO LET HER WANT TO DO THIS TO ME, BUT I'M TRYING TO BE BRAVE HERE AND OPEN UP TO HER. - I DON'T GET IMPRESSED IF SOMEBODY HAS CHILDREN. - YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. SO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW ABOUT MY TRIP TO TURKEY BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA SHARE WITH YOU ANYMORE. - WHY YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES? - JUST TO KINDA CHECK OUT. - ARE YOU OUTSIDE BY THE POOL? - YOU ARE THE MEANEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. - THAT'S BULL[bleep]. YOU START IT. - I DIDN'T START ANYTHING. - YOU KNOW, MERCEDES, YOU ARE SICK. YOU HAVE TO START THIS. - I'M SICK? - ALL THE TIME, YOU HAVE TO START IT, AND YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT WITH FIGHT AND CRYING. [both speaking Farsi] - HERE'S THE CARD. - WHY DON'T YOU LET HER-- TO REMOVE THE MASK? - [speaking Farsi] TAKE IT OFF. I DON'T CARE. [bleep]. - [speaking Farsi] - I CAN'T TAKE IT. [cries] I FEEL SO STUPID FOR TRYING TO TELL MY MOM ABOUT THIS. ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE THAT DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS. BUT I REALLY THINK THAT ALL THESE YEARS, IT'S BEEN VIDA THAT DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. [tense music] ♪ ♪ - [screams] - OH! [plate shatters] - GG. - OW! - YOU BAD GIRL. - WE GOT A PROBLEM. BUT, KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ - YOU NEVER CARRY THAT BAG. - I LIKE IT. IT JUST IS NOT SOMETHING THAT GOES OUT EVERY NIGHT. WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'RE, LIKE, SUPER UPTIGHT. - IT'S BEEN A VERY EMOTIONAL DAY. I WORKED OUT WITH REZA TODAY. THAT [bleep] CHUB-A-LUBS. - YOU TAKE ALL OF YOUR STRESS FROM WORK AND BRING IT HOME, AND THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT GOOD. - IF I COME HOME AND I SEEM A LITTLE ANNOYED, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "HE'S HAD A BAD DAY. "I'M GONNA LET HIM DECOM-- DECOMPRESS FOR AN HOUR, AND THEN I'LL COME SAY HELLO TO HIM." - SO HERE'S OUR MENU. - THANK YOU. - LET'S START WITH THIS AND THE TUNA TARTAR. - I'M JUST GONNA GET THE SEA BASS. THANK YOU. - VERY GOOD. - [sighs] - I HAVE THE TUNA. - OKAY, THANK YOU. - OH, YEAH. BUON APPETITO. - THAT LOOKS GOOD. - ENJOY. - THANK YOU. YOU'RE TURNING 35 NEXT MONTH. DON'T YOU THINK, LIKE, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START THINKING ABOUT MOVING ON, HAVING CHILDREN? - LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT AFTER DINNER. - NO, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW. - LISTEN, YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY. I WANT TO GET-- - NO, I DON'T. I ONLY WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD, YOU'RE GETTING OLD. - WHAT THE [bleep]? YOU'RE MAKING ME SEEM LIKE I'M A [bleep]-- I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR. WE WILL, FOR SURE, BEFORE I'M 40, BE MARRIED. - FIVE YEARS? - FIVE YEARS. - YOU'RE TRIPPIN'. YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS WHEN YOU'RE 40? - KIDS WHEN I'M 40? YEAH. IT'S NOT THE LACK OF ME WANTING TO-- TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. - IT IS THE LACK OF YOU WANTING, BECAUSE IF YOU WANTED, YOU WOULD NOT SAY FIVE [bleep] YEARS. IT DOES NOT TAKE FIVE YEARS TO BUY A RING, MIKE. I'M TOO GOOD OF A GIRL. I HAVE MY HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS. I'M HOT. I'M A NURSE. I HAVE-- COME FROM A GOOD FAMILY. I LOVE YOU. I'M CONVERTING. THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD FIVE YEARS WOULD BE OKAY WITH ME. - I WANT YOU TO BE SURE, AND I WANT ME TO BE SURE. - YOU TOLD ME YOU ARE SURE. - JESSICA'S MY GIRLFRIEND, I LOVE HER DEARLY, BUT GETTING ENGAGED IS THE EASY PART. AVERAGE IRANIAN WEDDING: MINIMUM, 1/2 MILLION BUCKS. SO JESSICA'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MY BUSINESS STARTS TO FLOURISH. - I DON'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH A 40-YEAR-OLD. - WHO'S MORE TAN RIGHT NOW? - YOU. YOU'RE, LIKE, ORANGE. I'M OLIVE. - HELLO. - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE DR. SHAHIN. - OKAY, THE WAITING ROOM IS JUST RIGHT BEHIND YOU, AND IT SHOULD JUST BE A FEW MINUTES FOR THE DOCTOR. - THANK YOU. I'M 32 YEARS OLD. MY EGGS ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. TO ME, KIDS ARE EVERYTHING. AND THERE'S NO, LIKE, MAN IN MY LIFE NOW ANYMORE. SO, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO GET THE BEST ONES OUT. SAVE THEM. - SO YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GONNA FREEZE YOUR EGGS? - YEAH. - YOU JUST LIKE, "OKAY, DO, DO, DO. I WOKE UP. I GOT OUT OF BED--" - NO, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE. - I KINDA FEEL LIKE SHE WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT, "WHAT SHOULD I SPEND MY NEXT 20 GRAND ON?" AND "MAYBE I CAN GET MY EGGS FROZEN." - I DON'T CARE ABOUT A MAN. I DON'T CARE ABOUT [bleep]. I WANT TO HAVE A BABY. BOTTOM LINE. I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. MY OVARIES ARE NOT GONNA STAY MORE FRESH. - DR. GHADIR IS READY TO SEE YOU NOW. IT'S GONNA BE THE LAST DOOR ON THE RIGHT. both: HI. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M SHAHIN GHADIR. - GOLNESA. - HI. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. HOW ARE YOU? PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. - NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU AS WELL. - THE DOCTOR IS SOMEONE THAT I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. NOT GOOD. VERY DISTURBING. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A REPRODUCTIVE DOCTOR. - I AM, I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. - I THINK GG SHOULD MAYBE JUST MARRY THIS GUY BECAUSE HE'S FROM BEVERLY, HE'S PERSIAN, AND FOR SURE CAN GET HER KNOCKED UP. OH, YEAH, AND A DOCTOR. - [laughs] - AT THE AGE OF ABOUT 27 OR 28, EVERY WOMAN'S FERTILITY BEGINS TO DECLINE. SO BY THE TIME YOU GET INTO YOUR MID-30s, THAT DECLINE OF EGGS IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE RAPID, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ENCOURAGING WOMEN, THE YOUNGER YOU ARE, TO BE ABLE TO FREEZE EGGS. BEING 31 YEARS OLD AND DOING THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN DOING THIS AT THE AGE OF 41. - THAT WAS RUDE, 'CAUSE I'M STILL 38, GOING ON 39. - I'M GONNA HAVE YOU UNDRESS FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND COVER YOURSELF WITH THAT SHEET AND HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE, AND I'LL COME RIGHT BACK IN THE ROOM, OKAY? - OKAY. - OH, IT'S A VAGINAL ULTRASOUND. THAT'S GONNA GO INSIDE OF YOU. GOOD FOR YOU. YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT. - PLEASE DON'T SIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I'M DOING IT, MJ. - HERE, I'M JUST GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE AND BE SUPPORTIVE. - NO, LIKE, SIT TO THE SIDE WHILE I'M DOING IT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WEIRD. - THIS IS WHERE THE CHAIR IS. I'M HERE TO SUPPORT YOU. - NO, MJ, SIT, LIKE, TO THE SIDE. - OKAY, GO AHEAD AND LAY BACK. - MJ, SIT TO THE SIDE. - YOU WANT TO COME OVER HERE? - WHICH SIDE? - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE? COME OVER HERE. - OH, MY GOD, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, NOT TO, LIKE, CREATE PROBLEMS. - YOU'RE, LIKE, MY LAST FRIEND THAT I HAVEN'T DRAGGED IN HERE TO DO THIS. - IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND MR. RIGHT... - THIS IS JUST MAKING SURE THAT WHEN YOU MEET MR. RIGHT, THAT YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN HAVE KIDS WITH MR. RIGHT FROM YOUR OWN EGGS. - SHOULD I PUT THAT, LIKE, ON MY MATCH.COM DATING PROFILE? - MY GOD. - IT'S HUMILIATING. - OKAY, YOU READY? - OH, MY GOD! - IS THAT THE INSIDE OF HER UTERUS? - THAT ACTUALLY IS HER UTERUS. SO THIS HERE IS YOUR RIGHT OVARY. AND, ACTUALLY, IT'S SHOWING ME THAT YOUR OVARY LOOKS VERY HEALTHY. - THAT'S GOOD NEWS. - AND IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS HEALTHY OVARIES LIKE THIS TO PRESERVE THEIR EGGS. - OKAY. I'M STILL KINDA HANGING ON TO THAT HAPPILY EVER AFTER, FALLING IN LOVE, A MAN, DOING IT THE AUTHENTIC WAY, BUT I'M A PRACTICAL GIRL. I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, SO I KNOW THAT THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. - KNOCK, KNOCK. - HI. - HI. I WAS JUST THINKING AFTER ALL OF THIS THAT I SHOULD MAYBE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. - I THINK THAT YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE. BUT IF YOU DON'T EVER DO THIS, DOWN THE LINE YOU MAY BE SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK INTO IT. - I REALLY HOPE HE'S OUT THERE. I REALLY HOPE THAT IT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME TO HAVE A MAN THAT I FALL IN LOVE WITH WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME, AND WE HAVE CHILDREN. BUT HAVING OPTIONS IS GOOD. THANK YOU. - BYE-BYE. - I'M GLAD THAT, YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE WITH YOU AND WE DID THIS. - I WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, A.S.A.P. [electronic music] ♪ ♪ - FOR MY 40TH BIRTHDAY, I'M TAKING THE CREW TO PALM SPRINGS, AND I'M FEELING GREAT. MY CAREER IS IN AN AMAZING PLACE. I'M IN A GREAT PLACE WITH MY BFF, MJ. I'M LIVING WITH ADAM. 40 IS ACTUALLY FEELING MORE LIKE A BEGINNING THAN THE END. - [whooping] - YOU GUYS, HOW COOL IS IT THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TOGETHER AND STUFF? ISN'T THIS FUN? IF A YEAR AGO, YOU TOLD ME THE THREE OF US GIRLS WOULD BE PARTYING TOGETHER, I'D SAY, "NO, THANK YOU." [laughter] BUT TODAY, I SAY, "YES, PLEASE." - SO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY FROM BEING 39? - YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS WAS, LIKE, A CRAZY YEAR. - WE MOVED IN TOGETHER. - YEAH. - THAT'S HUGE. - YEAH. WOW. - THIS IS REALLY NICE. - LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS. - WE HAVE A STAFF? - YEAH, WE SURE DO. - WELCOME. - HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU? - LARRY RENER WITH LUXURY RETREATS. - I'M REZA. NICE TO MEET YOU. - WELCOME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. THIS IS NOT A HOUSE. THIS IS A COMPOUND. I FEEL LIKE A KENNEDY RIGHT NOW, AND I'M IN HYANNIS PORT. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. YOU GUYS ALL LOOK SO GOOD. - IT'S SO PRETTY. - THIS IS AMAZING. - MERCEDE-- OH, NOW, SHE CAN RUN. - I'M A LEO. REZA'S A LEO. WE'RE LIKE TWO FIRE SIGNS THAT LIGHT EACH OTHER UP. SO REZA'S BIRTHDAY, IT'S GONNA BE EPIC. - COULD WE GIVE IT UP, PLEASE? - YES. - YES. [laughter] - I WANT TO SEE YOUR ROOM, REZA. - YEAH, COME ON. THIS IS OUR ROOM. - OH, THIS IS NICE, DUDE. - SO GET TO YOUR ROOMS AND JUST GET SETTLED. - WHAT'S THE E.T.A. ON MIKE AND JESSICA, OR MIKICA AS I LIKE TO CALL 'EM? - 7:00. LOOK AT THIS. I'M GOING TO ASK ADAM... TO MARRY ME. - OH, MY GOD. - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL READY BECAUSE ADAM'S A REALLY GOOD GUY AND HE LOVES ME. THIS MAN DOES THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL SO SPECIAL. I LOVE ADAM. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT HE'S GONNA BE SHOCKED AND SILENT. I'LL FEEL SO SMALL. I'LL WANT TO CRAWL UNDER THE TABLE FOR MY 40TH BIRTHDAY AND SIT UNDER THE TABLE AND EAT THE WHOLE CAKE BY MYSELF. - O-M-F TO THE G. - GG IS DOUBLE-*** IT. LOCH NESA MAY REAR ITS UGLY HEAD SOON. - VERY ROMANTICAL. - WHAT'S UP? [speaking Farsi] - HELLO, EVERYONE. - WELCOME. - [speaking Farsi] HI, KISSES. - I FEEL LIKE THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. - HI. WELCOME. - LET THEM PUT THEIR STUFF DOWN FIRST-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. EVERYONE-- YOU GUYS, WE'RE ALL ACTUALLY GONNA TAKE THE PARTY OUT OF THE KITCHEN. - WHOO! [overlapping chatter] - OH, REZ, I LOVE YOU. THIS IS SO AWESOME. - OH, MY GOD. - I BOUGHT YOU A BIRTHDAY CROWN. - YEAH! HELL YEAH. THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT OF MY 30s, ***, AND I'M ABOUT TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT. THIS FEELS A LITTLE TOO NATURAL. [laughter] - THAT'S WHY I GOT IT. [laughter] - I HAVE TO MAKE A LITTLE SPEECH. - SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH. - OKAY. [clears throat] JUST SO YOU KNOW, TOMORROW MORNING AT BREAKFAST, THE CHEF IS DOING OMELETS WITH EGGS. AND WHATEVER LEFTOVER EGGS THAT CAN'T BE FERTILIZED OF GG'S, WE'RE DOING OMELETS. [laughter] - [bleep] YOU! - [laughs] - I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UP. YEAH? OKAY, NOW? OKAY, THAT'S AMAZING. ACTUALLY, THAT'S SO HIM. - [ululates] [laughter] - MJ, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYBODY THAT-- WHAT MY INTENTIONS WERE FOR THE--I'M GONNA-- I WANT BY NEXT YEAR TO GET PREGNANT, SO BY 2015, I'LL HAVE A BABY. - I PERSONALLY THINK-- MAN, WOMAN, WHATEVER-- WHEN YOU'RE PREPARED, THE RIGHT PERSON WILL COME FOR YOU. - OH, CAN WE-- CAN WE TOUCH ON THIS? BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, MIKE AND I WENT TO DINNER, AND HE ANNOUNCED TO ME THAT AT 40 YEARS OLD, HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HIS FIRST CHILD. - JESSICA, DON'T YOU WANT A RING FIRST? - YES, OF COURSE. - IF HE DOESN'T PUT A RING ON IT, SHE'S GONNA DUMP HIS OLD ***. TRUST ME. JESSICA, HOW MANY CARATS DO YOU WANT? - I'LL TAKE A RING POP AT THIS POINT. - SHE SAID, "I WANT A RING POP." - THAT'S BASICALLY HER SAYING RIGHT NOW, "***, GET ON YOUR KNEE." - WHEN IS SHE GETTING A RING? - BETWEEN NOW AND 2000... - NEVER. - '14. - 2014'S IN FOUR MONTHS. - ARE WE IN 2013 NOW? - YEAH. - I MEANT 2015. - OH! [laughter] I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA FIND SOMETHING THAT..." - THEY'RE NOT THAT TIGHT. [both speaking Farsi] - OKAY, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. WHAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WANTED AT THE AGE OF 40? - WHEN I TURNED 40, I THOUGHT I WOULD WANT A HUSBAND, 2.5 KIDS, AND A HOUSE IN TROUSDALE. - WOULD YOUR HUSBAND BE BLONDE WITH BLUISH-GREENISH EYES? - NO, HE WOULD BE A REDHEAD WITH BLUISH-GREENISH EYES... - FRECKLES. - AND HIS NAME WOULD BE ADAM. ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I'VE REALLY BEEN WORKING ON IN THERAPY IS REALIZING THAT THE GRASS ISN'T GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE. I'VE HAD ONE FOOT IN THAT DOOR MY WHOLE LIFE. I CAN'T KEEP THAT FOOT IN THERE FOREVER. I GOT TO PULL THE FOOT IN, CLOSE THE DOOR, TURN THE DEADBOLT, AND TOSS THE KEY. - OH. THAT WAS CUTE. - TOO BAD I'M NOT REDHEAD. - YOU'RE A LITTLE GINGY, BUT-- - YOU'RE A GINGER. - WHOO! - OH, MY GOD. WHO JUST JUMPED INTO THE POOL? - I'M GONNA GO WEAR MY BATHING SUIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - NOW WATCH. - WHOO! - THAT *** IS EVERYTHING. - HER WHOLE BODY'S EVERYTHING. LOOK AT HER. - THE BEST PART ABOUT PALM SPRINGS IS THE WEATHER. IT'S 85 DEGREES AT NIGHT, AND IT'S PERFECT FOR DRINKING... - WHISKEY! - AND SWIMMING. BUT, KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DO IT, DO IT! [cheers and applause] - YEAH! - [speaking Farsi] [all screaming] - ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ [laughter] [indistinct chatter] - DO WE HAVE, LIKE, PLASTIC CUPS? - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE DRINKS? - YES. - I DO HAVE PLASTIC CUPS. - UH-OH, GG IS DOUBLE-*** IT, AND I THINK LOCH NESA MAY REAR ITS UGLY HEAD SOON. - EVERYBODY GRAB A HOLD OF THE ***. - OH! - OH! - NO, NO, NO! DON'T DO THAT TO HER. [screaming and laughter] - [shouts] - SO ANNOYING. - THE SWIMGERIE IS IN THE TREE. - LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD. MJ'S *** LIKE TO BE OUT IN THE OPEN. DON'T EVEN TRY TO PUT THIS ON ME, REZA, OR ANYBODY ELSE. THEY LIKE TO BE FREE. - WHERE IS IT? - OW! MY NUTS! - SAY YOU'RE SORRY. - [speaking Farsi] I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. - JEFFERSON, THE OTHER WAY. - GIVE ME MY TOP. - WHY DID THEY JUST LEAVE US? - THEY'RE ***. - WHAT'S THAT? - MY TOP. - OUCH! - WHAT HAPPENED? - GG JUST TOOK A BIKINI TO THE FACE. - THE METAL CLASP JUST HIT ME ON MY [bleep] FOREHEAD. - YOU'LL BE OKAY. - MERCEDES. WE GOT A PROBLEM. MERCEDES. I HAVE A KNOT ON MY [bleep] FOREHEAD BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO THROW YOUR [bleep] BATHING SUIT AT MY HEAD. WE GOT A PROBLEM. MJ. - YEAH, BABE. - CAN YOU LOOK AT ME? - YES, DOLL. - I HAVE A KNOT ON MY [bleep]-- I HAVE A KNOT ON MY [bleep] FOREHEAD. - A KNOT. WHAT'S A KNOT? - A KNOT? [laughter] WHAT'S A KNOT? WHAT'S A KNOT? WHAT'S A KNOT? - [laughs] - BEND OVER, ***! - MERCE, MERCE! - OW! - I LOVE-- - I HAVE A KNOT ON MY FOREHEAD, ***! - SHE GOES, "WHERE'S MJ? WE GOT--WE GOT A PROBLEM." [laughter] - MERCE, COME OUT HERE. - WE GOT A PROBLEM. [laughter] - WHAT HAPPENED TO MIKE AND JESSICA? - SHE GOT INSEMINATED. - SHE GOT INS-- - NINE MONTHS FROM TODAY, THERE'S GONNA BE A BABY UP IN THE MIX. [laughter] - LET'S GO FIND THAT ***. - LET'S GO FIND THOSE PEOPLE. - WE'RE GONNA GO KICK SOMEBODY'S ***? I'M READY. DO I NEED VASELINE? - UPSTAIRS. OH, YEAH. [laughter] - WHERE'S THE GIRLFRIEND? - [screams] - [bleep]-- - EW, EW. - YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING. - I DIDN'T MEAN IT. - THAT'S LIKE SEEING MY BROTHER HAVE SEX. - OKAY, GO, GO, GO, GO. - DON'T PUSH HER. - YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - GIVE 'EM A BIG... - DON'T PUSH HER. - YOU GUYS, ENOUGH. LET'S GO THIS WAY. - GET THE [bleep] OUTTA HERE. - THIS WAY. - EVERY TIME WE GO ANYWHERE, THEY BREAK INTO MY ROOM, THEY CATCH ME NAKED. I THINK MJ'S SECOND FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD AFTER CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS IS MY DOOL. MOTHER[bleep]. I'M GONNA KILL THEM. [laughter] STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR. - OH. OH! - OH, OH! [speaking Farsi] - ARE YOU CRAZY? - [speaking Farsi] MAKE SURE YOU LOCK THE DOOR. I'M JUST SAYING. - NO, GREMLIN'S NOT HER NAME. - DON'T INSTIGATE. - LOCH NES-- - SHE'S BEING A GREMLIN. I HAD TO [bleep]-- - I'M NOT MAKING DRAMA! I CAME IN THERE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE CAME IN THERE. - WE LOVE YOU. WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. [plate shatters] - I'M SORRY. - GG. - GOLNESA-- - NO, HE'S [bleep] LYING THROUGH HIS [bleep] BALLS. - THAT'S TOO MUCH. - I DID NOT [bleep] COME-- DID I COME IN THERE STARTING [bleep] WITH YOU? - RELAX. - I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING BLAMED FOR SOMETHING. - HOOK. JUST HOOK IT. - HOOK IT, HOOK. - THANK YOU. - THIS IS HOOK. TAI CHI HARMONY. - GG, NEXT TIME YOU GET REALLY MAD... - I'M GONNA DO MY HOOK. - DOUBLE HOOK. HAVE SOME WATER RIGHT NOW. I GUESS I'VE BECOME THE LOCH NESA WHISPERER. - HOOK. - AND A CUPCAKE. ALL I NEED IS THIS. HOOK. DOUBLE HOOK. IT MUST BE, AND SHE'S THERE. - WE GOT A PROBLEM. - WE GOT A PROBLEM. YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, ***. [laughter] - I BOUGHT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. - WHAT IS THIS? [women screaming] - OH, MY GOD. - HOW CAN I SAY IT IN A-- IN AN INTONATION THAT I WANT TO SAY IT? HERE YOU ARE, EVERYONE. MY AGE IS 40. IS THAT GOOD? BUT WHAT IF I TELL YOU I'M 40, BUT THEN I'M NOT? LIKE, TOMORROW, I MIGHT BECOME 38 OR 37 OR 36. TODAY I COULD BE 40. I CAN EVEN BE 40-SOMETHING. SOFIA VERGARA, MY ALTER EGO, IS 40. - WAIT, SO ARE YOU 40? - SO I'M SUPER ALMOST 40 BECAUSE SOFIA VERGARA AND SALMA HAYEK ARE 40. - HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY, RIGHT NOW? - 38 1/2. 39? '70... '90...2000... 39-ISH ALMOST. NEXT BIRTHDAY, I'LL BE 39. I'M GONNA BURP. - [farts] - OH, YES. - WHOO! - I FEEL AS IF I GOT RAN OVER. - YEAH, WE JUST WALKED INTO A HOT FART. - GOOD MORNING. - IT'S NICE AND MUSTY OUT HERE. - I WANT TO KNOW ONE THING. DOES WHAT HAPPENS IN PALM SPRINGS STAY IN PALM SPRINGS? - OF COURSE. - YES. - EXCEPT ***. THAT COMES BACK WITH YOU. MY CREW, WE PARTY LIKE NO OTHER CREW AROUND. WE HAVE THIS THING DOWN TO A SCIENCE. - BIRTHDAY BOY. - CAN WE TOAST TO A LOVELY BIRTHDAY DAY AND NIGHT? - THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL COMING. HOPEFULLY, THE DOOR IS-- YOU GUYS WILL BE PAYING FOR THE DOOR. - YEAH. - HUH? YOU PUSHED AGAINST THE DOOR, AND IT CAME DOWN ON US. - WHAT'S TRUE, AND WHAT'S MYTH? - WHAT'S TRUE IS THAT I REALLY COULD HAVE KICKED YOUR *** IF I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT MY WEAVE FALLING OUT. [laughter] - MOVING FORWARD, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. WE HAVE FREE TIME. WE CAN LOUNGE. WE CAN LAY BY THE POOL. WE CAN GO INTO TOWN. - POOL TIME. I VOTE FOR POOL TIME. - I VOTE FOR POOL TIME. [overlapping chatter] - WHO WANTS THIS LIGHTER? - LOOK AT THE SKY. - I FEEL RAIN. - THE SKY IS GRAY. - THEY SAID THERE'S GONNA BE A FLOOD. - IT'S RAINING RIGHT NOW. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? IS THAT A SLIP 'N SLIDE? - ADAM JUST WANTS TO SEE SOME CRAZY PERSIANS WHO NEVER WENT ON A SLIP 'N SLIDE SLIP DOWN A SLIP 'N SLIDE, SO HE DECIDED TO BRING ONE FOR MY 40TH BIRTHDAY. - I'M GONNA GO. - DO IT! - YEAH! - GO! GO! [overlapping shouting] - WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME 'CAUSE WE LOVE GAMES. WHOEVER GOES THE FURTHEST-- YOU HAVE TO STOP WHEREVER YOU LANDED. - I'VE NEVER DONE THIS IN MY LIFE. - GO. - WE WARNED YOU. - HOW DO I DO IT? - RUN AND JUMP! - I'M SCARED, OH, MY GOD! AAH! - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! [laughter] [indistinct chatter] - DON'T LET THE WHITE SATANS BEAT US. GUYS, LET NESA GO. - GO! - OH, THAT SUCKED. [laughter] - I KNOW I'VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN FRICKING DIVING ONTO THE GROUND WITH THIS GIGANTIC BODY OILED UP, SLIDING DOWN A PIECE OF PLASTIC. WHY AM I DOING THIS? - WHOO-HOO! - OH, NO, THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. - THE WHITE PEOPLE SEEM TO BE BETTER AT THIS. - DON'T MAKE THE WHITE PEOPLE LOOK BAD. - GO. - PERSIANS BASICALLY SUCK AT SLIP 'N SLIDE. GRAB A MOTHER[bleep] AND RUN. [laughter] - GO! - OW! - [screams] - OH. - I CRACKED A RIB. - THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THESE GIRLS. ***, YOU'RE 40. YOU CAN'T BE ON A SLIP 'N SLIDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - MJ BROKE A *** BONE. [laughter] [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ ARE YOU GUYS READY? - WHAT TIME IS DINNER? - NOW-ISH. I AM DISPROPORTIONATELY NERVOUS FOR MY COMFORT ZONE. I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA SAY NO, BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S GONNA REACT TO THIS RING. I MAY NOT LOOK THAT NERVOUS RIGHT NOW, BUT BEHIND THE SCENES, I THINK I'VE EATEN UP ALL OF THE TUMS AND ROLAIDS IN THE GREATER PALM SPRINGS AREA. - LET'S EAT. - OH, I LOVE THE TABLE SETUP. - WOW. THIS TABLE IS BEAUTIFUL. - BEAUTIFUL! - THIS IS REALLY NICE. - ADAM, YOU LOOK REALLY LOVELY TONIGHT. - SO DO YOU. - THANK YOU. - WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING? - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - YAY! [laughs] - I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M DAMN PLEASED THAT YOU'RE FINALLY GROWING UP. THANK GOD THAT BY THE TIME THE 4-0 ROLLED AROUND, YOU CAUGHT UP WITH THAT NUMBER. - CHEERS. TO THE 4-0. - SALAMATI. - AND THANK YOU, ADAM, FOR STICKING AROUND AND WAITING FOR HIM TO CATCH UP WITH THAT. - YEAH. - [chuckles] I HAVE THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES. I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM SO BAD. - WE GOT A PROBLEM. - EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? - OKAY. - [speaking Farsi] - [laughs] - HOW DID YOU AND REZA MEET? LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT WHILE HE'S-- - WE MET AT THE GYM. I WOULD JUST RANDOMLY GO UP TO HIM, CHITCHAT ABOUT STUPID THINGS, TELL HIM MY LIFE. AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE'RE, LIKE, HANGING OUT, AND, YOU KNOW... - I BOUGHT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. - SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. - I DID ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. - YOU LITTLE SNEAKY DEVIL, YOU. - WAIT--HOLD ON, WAIT. WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SOMETHING? - OOH! [all cheering] - WAIT, WHAT IS THIS? - CAN YOU OPEN IT, PLEASE? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE. - [laughing] - YOU'RE SO NERVOUS, REZA. - [laughs] - THAT'S WHY HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. - WHAT--WHAT IS IT? - JUST OPEN IT. - IT'S A RED BOX. - IT HAS THE PRICE ON THE BOTTOM. - IT'S OKAY. IT'S EXPENSIVE. - [gasps] THIS IS FOR ME? - BABE. - AW. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE! - IT'S A LITTLE RING. - BABE. - HOLD ON A SECOND. - WHAT IS HAPPENING? - YOU DON'T JUST GIVE SOMEONE A RING. - I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME? [laughter and screaming] - NO. NO! NO! - NO. - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! - HOPEFULLY IT'LL FIT. - OH, MY GOD. WHOO! - YES, I DO. - WOW. WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! - OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. [overlapping chatter] - I'M REALLY PROUD THAT HE'S TAKING HIMSELF TO THE NEXT LEVEL, GROWING UP, MAKING A COMMITMENT. I KNOW HE'S SCARED. I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT ALL OVER... - GOD. - OH, MY GOD, REZ. - YOU DID NOT KNOW. THANK YOU. YOU DID NOT KNOW. - I AM SHOCKED THAT HE PROPOSED TO ADAM. LIKE, THIS-- THERE WAS NO TALK ABOUT IT. THERE WAS NOTHING, LIKE, THAT WOULD EVEN HINT THAT HE WAS GONNA DO IT, SO PRETTY COOL. - I'M SO SHOCKED. I-I'M SPEECHLESS. - ON HIS OWN BIRTHDAY? THAT'S PRETTY G. - I LOVE ADAM. AND IF ANYONE HAS EVER EARNED ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD, ADAM HAS DEFINITELY EARNED AN ENGAGEMENT RING FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY CRAZY ***, FOR DEALING WITH ALL OF MY ISSUES 'CAUSE THEY COME IN VOLUMES. IT'S A LOT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. IT'S A LOT, AND HE HAS EARNED IT. - CHEERS. - THEY'RE ENGAGED! - THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. - WHOO! [all cheering] [soft music] ♪ ♪ - HI! HI, PRETTY GIRL. [sighs] HI, I WANNA MAKE A ORDER FOR DELIVERY. COCONUT. I DO WISH I WOULD HAVE REACTED DIFFERENTLY AT THE DINNER WHERE WE HAD THE BIG BLOWOUT. AND IF I COULD WORK ON ONE THING, IT WOULD BE TO NOT TAKE THINGS SO PERSONALLY AND NOT HOLD, LIKE, GRUDGES AS BIG AS MY HAIR. COME ON, BABY. I REGRET PULLING AWAY FROM THE GROUP. TO NOT HAVE THEM BE A PART OF MY LIFE ANYMORE IS DEFINITELY SAD. - I AM SO JEALOUS. - YEAH, MY HEART WAS POUNDING. I WAS NERVOUS, AND I-- LIKE, I JUST KINDA WANTED IT TO GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH. - HOW DO YOU FEEL? - I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T STOP-- [laughs] - YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE SOME DOGGY, MONKEY, CRAZY SEX TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU? [dog growls] - I LITERALLY-- I'M CLOSING OUT MY 30s WITH THE BIGGEST *** EVER. - EVER. - THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! OH! [applause] - WHOO! - WOW. - THEY COULDN'T FIT 40 CANDLES. THEY PUT 4. - OH, MY GOD. - [ululating] - 4 CANDLES, NOT 40. [laughs] - OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS. MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE ALREADY. all: OH. [applause] - [ululating] YAY! all: OH. - OH, MY GOD. - WHOO! - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO COOL. - THAT IS THE GAYEST CAKE I'VE EVER SEEN. PUT IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD. YEAH. [chuckles] - [speaking Farsi] - HEY. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. OOH. - OH. - THAT'S GORGEOUS. - OH, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU FIND YOUR FAMILY WHERE YOU CAN. I HAVE WANTED TO CUT ONE OR TWO OF THEM UP A COUPLE OF TIMES AND POUR SOME SALT AND LEMON JUICE ON THE WOUNDS. BUT THE SECOND I LAY EYES ON THEM, THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US, IT'S, LIKE, RICHTER SCALE. AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL STILL FRIENDS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. - WHOO! - WOW. - WOW, THANK YOU, GUYS. OH, MY GOD, WOW. - I GOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S-- WHAT'S IN THESE THINGS. I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S IN THE BOX. - THANK YOU. - I THINK I'M GETTING REALLY GOOD AT GROWING. I'M LIKING IT. I'M LEARNING HOW TO DO IT. I'M STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS, THOUGH. - [laughs] IT'S--IT'S A LITTLE NUGGET OF GOLD. - IT'S A CHARM. - IT'S A CHARM. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE IT. I LOVE YOU. MWAH. - THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXTREMELY TRANSFORMATIVE. AM I NOT A REFUGEE ANYMORE? NO, I'LL ALWAYS BE A REFUGEE, BUT I'M NOT SAD ABOUT IT ANYMORE BECAUSE THIS IS MY TRIBE. - OH, MY GOD. HELLO. THANK YOU. - I REALIZE THAT REAL FRIENDSHIP IS PUTTING YOURSELF OUT THERE, BEING VULNERABLE, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S ALL GONNA END, BUT HAVING THE HOPE THAT IT'S GONNA ALL WORK OUT. - MWAH. MWAH. YOU GUYS, AS I'M EATING THIS AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS, SWEET, UBER-GAY CAKE... [laughter] ON MY 40TH BIRTHDAY, ENGAGED TO THE MAN I LOVE, WITH ALL MY BEST FRIENDS AT THE TABLE WITH ME, MY CUP RUNNETH OVER. I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO KICK IN THE FOURTH DECADE OF MY LIFE. I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT I WAS GONNA GROW SO MUCH. DON'T THEY SAY "IT'S HARD TO TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS"? WELL, ROVER FOUND THE BONE, AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT 'CAUSE I EARNED THAT [bleep] BONE. I AM AS CONTENT AS A 40-YEAR-OLD, MUSTACHED, PERSIAN MAN COULD BE RIGHT NOW. SO THANK YOU, GUYS. I AM SO GRATEFUL AND THANKFUL. THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU. TO THE BEST BIRTHDAY A MAN COULD EVER ASK FOR. FOR MORE SHAHS OF SUNSET, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.