Preppie Girl - Lyrics - Mad Caddies

She bought herself a diamond ring Before the evening show A ninety dollar bracelet On daddy's visa gold Short black skirts on warm days With her black socks to her knees Now she's wearing corduroy Instead of bongo jeans She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl *** preppie girl Walks to church on sunday with her bible in her hand Wishing she was a rebel that could terrorize the land Whose that standing so close to her Holding her preppie hand Maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl *** preppie girl She's got a senior boyfriend Well that *** is just fifteen Will she lose, will she lose, will she lose Her virginity Well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time Will he be in her pants by nine? She's a preppie girl Who rules the fashion world She's a preppie girl Makes me wanna hurl *** preppie girl To you we wish the best of luck In your oh-so preppie life And if you play your cards right You might end up a plumber's wife