Coso 12 - Shenlong

TORONJA PRODUCTIONS and ANDRES BORGHI present: COSO Chapter 12 SHENLONG No way! The 4-star Dragonball! Wait a second... What is your wish? Great Shenlong! I've come here with an important wish. Please grant it! Okie dokie... I wish... I wish... I wish they would stop making Resident Evil movies. Please! Stop! We're done! I can't grant that wish. It's beyond my power. But you're Shenlong... So what? Ask something else. Well I'm kinda blank now... Anything you want. Anything! I wanna screw the chick from Cloverfield! Ehm... Which one is Cloverfield? The monster movie? The one that's like Blairwitch but with a giant monster. Ok. Ehm, but wait a second. There were lots of chicks in that movie. Which one? The hottest of course. The black one. No! Not the black one. Then the one that's with the main guy. No, not the main guy's girl either. She's not the hottest. Clearly you're a dragon, not a human. You shouldn't judge me so hard if you want a wish, don't you think? But do you grant wishes for humans or for dragons? Ok, let's make it simple. Tell me the actress' name. ***, you busted me... The one that's also on True Blood butt-naked all the time. I don't know. I don't watch True Blood. I'm watching Game of Thrones. Epic, dragons, always the same ***. Are you saying that I'm an unidimensional character? No. I'm saying I want the Cloverfield babe. If you're Shenlong and you're so cool you should know the actress' name. There are lots of series nowadays. I can't keep track of them all. Lots of series! Give me anything. Give me a Silent Hill shirt. Give me a Silent Hill shirt and we're done. That's it. No! Those are so expensive! Who do you think I am? Ok, wait... now you're going to dissapear, the balls are gonna fly away, and I won't see you again, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Ok. I want you to make a fart noise when you disappear. That wish is easy. Lizzy Caplan! For ***'s sake...