The Wisdom of Billy Crystal - Adultery

All my nasty habits amuse her. Do you mean sexually? Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not *** her. Just because you couldn't get an ***? You're gonna bend over, and you're gonna touch the *** floor for my viewing pleasure. Whatever makes you comfortable. What else could I want? Oh, I went to bed with her. What does your *** taste like? Italian food. As you can probably tell. She was a woman! I got a huge-- She wasn't, was she? No. I'm sorry. What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here?! I would get on all fours and bark like a dog. I wanted to kill you. I thought you wanted to *** me. Go to a hotel! Is he a good ***? She actually meowed. Why are you doing this? Anti-social personality. I lied to you. I did *** Alice. Several times, last night. Seriously, several times. Why did he tell you? Because he is a ***. -How could he? -Because he wanted this to happen! But why test me? He should have spoken to me before he spoke to you. Why is sex so important? A lot of misplaced aggression, that's all. Men are crap. -But all the same-- -They're still crap. I couldn't agree more. Any feelings of guilt? Good.