Hjälten Cowboy Tart

...Discover the secrets of the wild west... ...With... Hero Cowboy Tart Everything started 20 years ago. When i rode in to town. Baren I Want a whiskey. One whiskey. This is not whiskey! This is beer! Are you spilling whiskey?! It's beer! It's Whiskey! Are you spilling whiskey?! Yeah! Are you spilling whiskey?! No It's beer! Guard! Get him! No! Good bye! Get him guard! *Guard mumbles* No i don't want to! Are you listening?! Are you listening?! Because you have spilled whiskey you will go to jail! No i don't want to... And then, he took me to the jail. that's more like it, now you are in jail. I, i'm not afraid of beeing in jail. And you can sit here. He lied, It was beer. Beer I sat there, for 10 years, it was tough. to the point where it stings when i touch it. *mumble mumble* *mumble mumble* *sob* *mumble mumble* What? A monckey? He has more hair than me. Come! I save you! Hurry up! Fast i said! Not slow! Hurry up! Lets go! Come on, hurry up, here is the hidingplace, blabla. Am i hidden now? Now you are hidden, yeah Are you feeling safe? Pretty. You shouldn't! Haha! why not?! Because now you are my slave! Haha! No i knew it so dumb, it's only because you have more hair than me. It doesn't matter, you are my slave now! Im getting blisters! Now you shall groom my fur, with your handses! How do you do it? Do it, groom my hair. And you have to eat it! Hehehehe... Aahh now i am satisfyed, thanks for grooming my fur. I will return tomorrow and you will groom more! Ha-ha-ha. *sob* I don't want to groom fur *sob* What is that? what is that? A guitar. What? 10 years later Haha, now im back, i want you to groom my hair, haha. No! I hit you! Ao! Aotch! Im free! Im free! Im free! Im free! I will shave! Aha! Ahhh. Everything started 20 years ago. When i rode in to town... ...Discover the secrets of the wild west... ...With... Intro/Outro music that inspired to make this film Hero Cowboy Tart Thank you for watching!