Guild Wars 2 Oath Compilation

I, The Battery Chicken, renounce terrible games boring, mundane, time-wasting, un-fun, poorly-created games and pledge my allegiance to Guild Wars 2. And pledge my allegiance to Guild Wars 2. I likewise declare my freedom from unacceptable, stupid, nefarious, unworthy, despicable, extortionist subscription fees That I turn my back forever on the traditional MMO trinity traveling from NPC to NPC single player which is totally antisocial, quests which are totally boring pay-to-win which is totally lame. That I turn my back forever on grinding… …which is artificially lengthening gameplay. That I will take up arms to defend the frail and crush evil with my intellectual prowess crush evil with my laser vision crush evil with my facial hair my rugged good looks, my guns, my cannon I take this oath to Guild Wars 2 freely without fear, without reservation, without hesitation without dilly-dallying… without cows…because I am leaving. Because I am a legend! The chosen one! Swag-a-licious! Fancy. Because I am ascended.