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I love you, America from sea to shining sea From the East Coast to the West And whatever's in between I love you, America The old red, white and blue I love you, America And everyone in you Ow! I love you, men I love you, women I love straights and I love gays I love all the Americans From places far away I love you if you're Haitian or Korean or Irish I love that you're Mexican And I love that you're from-- uh, Afghani--uh, Lyb--Tur-- - North Carolina. - Carolina I love black people, I love whites And Asians, too I love Latinos, Muslims, Christians Buddhists and the Jews Wait a minute. What am I doing? I'm listing kinds of people. I'm categorizing human beings and putting them into little, individual boxes. I mean, whether I mean it or not, I'm part of the problem. I love you, mailman person I love you, bus driver, too I love you, police officer Well, that's--yeah, that's easy for me to say. I mean, I can walk into any encounter with the police assuming they're gonna serve and protect me. That's my luxury. That's called white privilege. You know, a few years ago, I was sitting around and I go, wow, there's a real epidemic of cops murdering unarmed black teenagers. And then I realized that's not an epidemic. That's how it's always been. I'm just aware of it now because of social media. And I was so f***ing ashamed. And, f***, I just wanna be a good ally. How can I be a good ally? - It's not my job to teach you how to be a good ally. - Right, no, I know. You're right. Of course. But there's no way I can know unless someone whose experience I could never understand is willing to-- - Sarah. Seriously, take a class or something. I'm busy. I'm not all black people. I'm just me. I'm just Retta. I love that about you I love you, liberal bubble I love you, racist South - Hey. - I love you all so much I wanna put you in my mouth I love you, California New York City, too I love whatever this state is Uh, I said California, right? I love you, Indians I mean, Native Americans. Oh--First Americans. Ugh, I can keep up. I said I can keep up. [laughs] I'm great! I love you, America Amber waves of grain And those corn fields and those corn fields And--Jesus Christ, there's so many corn fields. We make so much corn. This is crazy. Holy s***. F***. I love you, America Purple mountains majesty From the Great Lakes to the Great Plains To America's p***y, the Grand Canyon. I love you, people who didn't sign waivers for this I love super hot guys And I love big, fat pieces of s*** I love-- Oh, that-- [coughs] Oh, that's too high. I--I--I--I--I-- I love you, America The old red, white and blue I love you, America But not everything you do You know, sometimes I just-- I get really, really mad at you and the stupid s*** that you do. And how you vote for these rich f***s that lie to your faces and then systematically *** you of your rights and your job and your healthcare. And then you call me Hollywood elite? Dude, I'm from f***ing New Hampshire. And you're mad at me for wanting the best for you and for getting pissed when you vote against your own best interests. I'm caring about you. I'm condescending to you. [snapping]