Eccentronic - Croydon tram - Brighton fringe May 2013

From London’s suburbs it's off to work Gridlock traffic drives you beserk Trains and autobahn old and slow There's an alternative way to go Let's make a journey on the Croydon Tramlink The future's plastic, the future's electric  It's like riding in a giant Scalextric It's the only way to go And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram Let’s got to Beckenham-nam-nam to Mitcham-ham-ham And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram Quiet, efficient and safe and green Ride the future a town planner’s dream Trees and concrete, let's go to town Visit the shops that were not burnt down Wondering where all the money's gone? Make two journeys and pay for one Providing they're within 70 minutes on a prepaid Oystercard It's the only way to go And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram Let’s got to Beckenham-nam-nam to Mitcham-ham-ham And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram From Elmers End to Merton Park, past Phipps Bridge At Wandle Park IKEA, get a pink fridge Let's go from Sandilands to Addington Village It's so exciting there might be a spillage See Civic gems like the Croydon Clock Tower And the BRIT School which gave the world Dane Every journey an adventure, and so It's the only way to go And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram Let’s got to Beckenham-nam-nam to Mitcham-ham-ham And it's fun, fun, fun On the Croydon tram, tram, tram