Ap Blue Kog'maw Guide - The vomitting spitting what - The - *** monster - League of legends

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play... Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to dirty the enemy team to death. Your ultimate goal in the laning phase is to farm your *** off with your Dirty Ball-Vomit combo to buy every blue AP items in Grandpa Teemo's shop and when you get them, your Dirty Ball skill alone will be enough to rack in the pocket change from these mini gangsters. If you really insist on harassing your opponent, a simple Autoattack-Spit-Dirty Ball combo will do the job, no problem! Add a little Vomit to the previous combo and you can be sure that your victim will regret laning against Kog-sama. Back, you dirty ape, back! Go fetch some bananas in the jungle instead. When you're ready to kill the wannabe Dark Magician Girl, just keep using your Vomit skill on her current position because you know she's going to teleport back here and use your other skills to give her the killing ***. Is Miss Purple *** trying to sneak behind you for a gank? Then use a powerful Spit-Dirty Ball-Ignite-Autoattack combo to steal some easy money and use your Flash to get away from the Fat 7up Drinker before he knocks you out with his big belly. After getting a few AP items, you can start your gank adventure by sealing the enemy's escape route with a Dirty Ball-Vomit combo and finish off the mafia macho boy with a Spit in the ***. After that, you can take out Miss Jungle 2014 with your Vomit skill for an easy double kill. You can also leave your lane to help a teammate in a pinch by harassing someone that thinks he's a hot shot for winning his lane. And then, hide in this brush like a true ninja to finish the job with a powerful Dirty Ball-Vomit-Spit combo. Oh, and by the way, never forget to spam your skills all day long to fill your Tear of the Goddess at lightning speed. The best tool AP Kog'Maw has to lead a team to victory is his Vomit skill that allows him to deliver divine dirty retribution to anyone that dares to oppose him. That's right! Even if a criminal is far away from you, you can shoot your Vomit high in the sky and snipe him like a true sniper until he dies. This marvelous skill can also be used to waste people's time when they recall and doing it even when they are in their base has never been funnier. In teamfights, all you'll ever do is stay in a safe spot free of enemies and Vomit your (WHAT I ATE RECENTLY) and all the stuff you ate in your life until your team or the other get annihilated. However, sometimes, enemies will find a way to get near you to try to whoop your ***, but you don't have to worry about it because these two items will transform you into a powerful tanky what-the-*** monster that will kill any foe before you ever lose your life. In fact, you can disable your Q, W and E keys because you'll never use them late game unless an unlucky fuckabish finds himself near you to get bursted in less than a second. That's right! The only thing you need to do is to predict the path your victim will take to snipe him to oblivion or to *** them off until they can be sniped to oblivion. For the rest of the time, you can simply stay here and prevent the other team from leaving the fountain while your team mercilessly siege this peaceful town. And that is how, my friend, you will always be the Winnie The Pooh of your games. That's it for today, people! Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos. Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish. Ciaossu!