Levi's Facts Rap #1 - Gravity

Gravity It gives these words their weight Coupled with inertia it attempts to preserve it's state Whether it be in a state of rest or uniformly moving forward Or a rocket moving starward or a drunkard hobbling starboard. What I'm trying to say is that my flow will keep on moving That means your knowledge still improving as you're are grooving to this new thing Now consider an apple as it descends to earth. This apple was part reason to Newtonian research Why must this apple not go sideways or upwards? Why does it taste so, damn, good in custard? This apple seems to be attracted to the centre of this planet at about the same speed if tested with pomegranate This of course means the Earth must draw it there And objects falling equal not counting resistance from air If matter thus draws matter it must be proportional to it's quantity This theory was fine until applied to astronomy Discrepancy in Mercury's orbit pointed out an anomally Seems someone must have had a labotomy Gravity will pull you down At about 9.81 metres Per Second Per Second Newton's theory was the best until Einstein threatened You idiot said Einstein. Gravity ain't no force It's the curvature of space time I could teach it to your hourse Space-time is curved by matter and free falling objects move along locally straight paths in curved space time