Mars Tv - 5/5

Marty?! I thought you were going somewhere! Why are you still here?! He's taken my U.F.O! He'll be light years away by now! He's sitting in MY seat, Eating MY Fizzy Twingles! Wearing MY lucky driving gloves! [pressure cooker whistling] "Eeieeeieeeieeeee!" I'M GOING TO PULL HIS STUPID CLACKERS OFF! MELT HIM DOWN! AND THROW HIM IN THE BIN!!! "Honk, honk, honk! Honk, honk!" Nonsense Marty! He's hooting outside! All ready for you, Sir! Your keys? Shall I pack sandwiches? Apologise Marty! ...Marty? "SLAM!" What's HIS problem?! Sorry Knobby! I dont know WHAT'S got into Marty today! What can i get you? There must be something! Space Pops and Moon Juice? And a froca-mocha-choco-chapacino? Oh, flippers! You still haven't had your breakfast! I'm so sorry, I'll get it for you straight away! Don't MOVE! (MARTY!!!) (WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!) (CLEAN UP THIS MESS IMMEDIATELY!) (HOW DARE YOU UPSET KNOBBY!) (COME AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY... RIGHT NOW!) I do LOVE a happy ending! [Low humming sound of U.F.O.] They're going to LOVE me on Earth! They'll recognise GENIUS when it lands! Bongos! Everything looks the same! Which way do we go NOW?! Wake up Knobby! [smack!] Do we turn left, or right to get to Earth?! We go straight on. How would you know?! Your eyes aren't even open! Small technical glitch... I couldn't be bothered to fix the steering. Oh, great! So I can only fly in a straight line, How boring! Don't worry! Things should get more exciting when we hit Earth! I couldn't be bothered to fix the brakes either. Aaaaaaaargh! We're going to have a terrible cartoon accident! Ah, you'll be fine Marty, Just try and aim for a blue bit. Anyway, I've just got to make a quick phonecall. [zoo-woo-woop! zoo-woo-woop!] [beep] Knobby? Knobby...? KNOBBY!!!!!!!!! [Happy Latin American music] [END]