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[Octodad cheerfully grumbles]
Herro, everyone!
We're gonna make our way even-- eventually...
Knock it down! Take it down! Take the hobbits to Isengard!
Just to explain the controls...
Yeeeeah, yeah-uh, it can't be explain--
Heeeey!
Gotta kick it! Kick it! Uh--
Game face; challenge accepted.
Okay, oh wait.
Side kick.
Your aiming is...atrocious!
Get it! Get in! Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Almost got it, almost got it, almost got it, yeeeah!
Gooooooooaaaaallll!
[Octodad grumbles]
Indeed.
We shall start this flag race. Begins in 3...2...1... Ruuun! Run, Octodad!
It's like a...kinda think of QWOP...but...crazy, crazy things are in tow here.
Gimme the key, gimme the ke-- gimme the key
Oh, okay, get-- wooooah.
Yeeeah, boy, that's how we do it! That's how we do it in Detroit, baby!
[Octodad grumble-sings in victory]
No...no--uh. I wanted him to grab the door.
What is going on? What is-- what in-- what in the mother of God?
My leg is stuck.
Oh, Octodad.
Yeeeaaah, making progress.
Umm...where are you hiding my jacket?
This is atrocious. C'mon, Octodad, you're slippin'.
Oh, I just cleaned it with the handle. Alright, that works.
Yes. I got my suit, boy!
Why's he keep going in things?! Watch the commercial on TV. Can I watch it from here?
This is...I have no words.
Alright, so...we've done-- what've we done? We've done the suit one in the living room, so let us move on.
If I can...if I can move on. If I can move...if the game will let me.
If the game...the game isn't letting me. That's perfec--
You gotta focus, Kyle. Use your foc--
Soon.
It looks like he was just caught *** or something.
Okay, this is...starting to annoy me.
GO! Oh yeah-- why's his leg on the si-- uh, I don't wanna question it.
This...is something else.
*** in my pants.