Johnny X - A new beginning / johnny x - The final ending

DUKEY! IT'S EARTH DAY! AGHHH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? UH, YOU'RE EXCITED TO LEARN ABOUT HOW TO PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS PLANET? JOHNNY: PFFT. NO. I'M EXCITED GO TO THE EARTH DAY CARNIVAL AT PORKBELLY CENTRAL PARK! I'M TALKING GAMES, GREEN CHILI COOK-OFFS AND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CARBON NEUTRAL BOUNCE HOUSE! AND DAD SAID HE'D TAKE US AT 10! (DISPLAY CLICKS, ALARM BUZZES) BOTH: (EXCITED SHRIEK) DAD: (CRYING) AHH! GROWN MAN CRYING! IT'S THAT POOR CAT IN THE WELL. THEY CAN'T GET IT OUT. IT'S SO SAD! CAT. YEAH. BUMMER. OKAY, DAD TAKE SON AND DOG TO FUN CARNIVAL NOW! I CAN'T GO TO THE CARNIVAL KNOWING LITTLE KITTY HOPE IS STILL STUCK! UH... SO IF SOMEBODY GETS THE DUMB CAT OUT OF THE HOLE YOU'LL TAKE US? (SNIFFLES) SURE. MUTATE US INTO JOHNNY X AND SUPER DUKEY! I GOTTA SAVE A CAT. FORGET IT, WE'RE BUSY. MUTATE US OR I WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND ANNOYING BROTHERS FOR A 500 MOONS. WOW, HE SOUNDS SERIOUS. (MACHINE WHIRS AND ENERGY CRACKLES) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (YELP) OH, I DON'T WANT TO SAVE A CAT. I HATE CATS. I'M A DOG, IT'S MY JOB. JOHNNY: YES, BUT YOU LOVE CARNIVALS AND SUPER BOUNCE HOUSES. NOW FLY, DOG! STAND BACK, CITIZENS, FOR THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... JOHNNY X! CROWD: (GASP) JOHNNY: (GRUNTS AND FARTS) CROWD: (CHEERING) JOHNNY: OKAY, DAD, TIME TO GO TO THE CARNIVAL AND... (SNIFFLING) WHAT NOW? NOW, THERE'S A CAT IN A BURNING FOREST! ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... HURRICANE HANDS! (STRONG WIND GUSTS) CROWD: (CHEERS) JOHNNY: TIME TO GO TO THE SUPER FUN CARNIVAL! DAD: THERE'S ONE ON THE FRONT OF A RUN-AWAY TRAIN HEADING FOR A CLIFF. (WHIMPERS) (SCREECHED MEOW) JOHNNY: SHAPE-SHIFTING POWERS, GO! (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS) (GRUNTS OF EFFORT) CROWD: (CHEERS) (EXHAUSTED PANTING) (SCREECHED MEOW) SO TIRED... NO MORE SUPER POOCH. AND WHAT'S WITH... ALL THE CATS? WHACKO: YES! (CRAZED LAUGHTER) WHACKO: GENTLEMEN, OUR LATEST PLOT TO DESTROY JOHNNY TEST... IS WORKING! MITTENS: MY LITTLE HELPLESS CAT-ATTACKS ARE MAKING HIM WEAK. WHICH MEANS IT WILL BE EASY TO ICE HIM WITH MY NEW SUB-ATOMIC CRYOGENIC FREEZE LASERS! (LAUGHTER) (CAT SCREECHES) NOW, THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN STOP THE JOHNNY STOPPING EVIL FORCE FIVE! (CACKLES) BUT THERE'S ONLY FOUR US NOW SINCE THE BEE KEEPER "LIKES" JOHNNY. AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A NEW EVIL MEMBER. GENTLEMAN, I GIVE YOU ZIZRAR. KING OF THE MOLE PEOPLE! (GROUND RUMBLES) I'M BAACK! (GOOFY LAUGH) WAIT, ISN'T THIS THING ON A SWAMP? WHACKO: NOOOO... (GARBLED YELL) ZIZRAR: SORRY. DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (GROAN) GOOD NEWS! THERE ARE NO MORE CATS IN DANGER SO LET'*** THE CARNIVAL AND WOW YOU GUYS LOOK TIRED AND- ACK! GAH! WHAT'S THAT? (EXPLOSION) WHACKO: THAT... IS THE JOHNNY STOPPING EVIL FORCE FIVE SEEKING REVENGE... AGAIN! UM, BUT THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF YOU. (GROUND RUMBLES) I'M BAAACK! YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. JOHNNY: FINE, THEN YOU CAN ALL FACE MY MUTANT POWER POOTS! (GRUNTS) UH OH. TOO TIRED TO POOT. RUN! DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (FLEEING SCREAMS) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (FLEEING YELPS) JOHNNY: WE'RE ABOUT TO GET WASTED! (EXPLOSION) BRAIN FREEZER: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE US, JOHNNY X. NOT THOSE DORKS AGAIN. (RAPID WEAPON FIRE) ALL: WHAAA! YOU GUYS ARE IN THE STUPID MUTANT COSTUMES, DO SOMETHING! WE'RE TOO TIRED FROM SAVING CATS. OUR POWERS ARE DRAINED. (RAPID WEAPON FIRE) WE'LL UP THE POWER IN THE MUTATION STATION AND GET YOU MORE ENERGY. HEY, CAN I GET SOME NEW POWERS? LIKE SEEING THROUGH WALLS 'N STUFF. JUST GO! HE'S TRYING TO GET MORE POWER! TIME TO STOP THIS EXPERIMENT COLD! (CACKLES) (LEVER CLICKS, ENERGY WHIRS) ALL: (IMPACT GRUNTS) OH, I FEEL WEIRD. I MEAN WEIRDER THAN NORMAL. LIKE A CAMEL. I'M FEELING A HOT SENSATION IN MY... (FARTS) OHHH! THEY'VE GOT MUTANT POWERS TOO! LET US PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY. POOT FIGHT! JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (FLEEING YELPS) (LOUD FARTS, FLAMES BLARE) AHHH! GET TO THE ESCAPE POD! SUSAN, MARY, JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (PANTING) (JUMPING GRUNTS) EVIL FORCE FIVE: (GRUNT AND FART) WHACKO: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE US AND OUR NEW MUTANT POWERS, JOHNNY X! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD. I KNOW, HOW AM I GONNA GO TO THAT CARNIVAL! NO, IT'S BAD BECAUSE DAD IS FROZEN, THE EVIL FORCE 5 HAVE TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEFEAT THEM WITHOUT OUR LAB?! WELL... THERE IS STILL ONE SUPER HI-TECH LAB AVAILABLE. SUSAN: OH, CRUD. BLING-BLING: HERE'S THE DEAL. I'LL LET YOU USE MY LAB IF SUSAN GOES TO THE CARNIVAL WITH ME, AND KISSES ME IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE - ON THE LIPS! UH, HUH, YEAH, OR... THIS! LIPSTICK BLING-BLING ZAPPER. NICE. TO THE LAB! BEHOLD, THE TELE-KINESIS MACHINE. IT PROVIDES NEW TELE-KINETIC MUTANT POWERS AND THEIR AGGREGATIONS. DOY... SUSAN AND MARY: JUST STAND ON THE "X". (LEVER CRANKS, ENERGY WHIRS) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (ERRATIC YELPS) I FEEL SMART. AND I CAN SEE THINGS! UH?! ZIZRAR: WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH OUR NEW EVIL MUTANT POWERS? HM? TAKE OVER THE WORLD? ANYONE? WORLD DOMINATION? HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT EARTH DAY THING JOHNNY TALKED ABOUT. HE SAID THERE'S A "CHILL-I" COOK-OFF! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) THEY'RE IN THE LIVING ROOM WONDERING WHAT TO DO NEXT. AND THAT'S RIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM. NOW, WHAT OTHER MUTANT POWERS DO WE HAVE? YOU CAN TELEPORT. JOHNNY AND DUKEY: NO WAY! JUST PULL DOWN BOTH YOUR ARMS, TELEPORT TO THE HOUSE, DEFEAT THE EVIL DORK 5... AND BRING THEM BACK HERE TO BE LOCKED UP IN THIS NUERON-PLASMA JAIL CELL. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. JOHNNY X AND SUPER DUKEY... AWAY! HA-HOO! OH, THAT IS A COOL MUTANT POWER AND... THEY'RE GONE! HANG ON... (THINKING GRUNTS) CROWD: (FRIGHTENED SCREAMS) WHACKO: THAT'S IT, RUN! RUN FROM OUR MUTANT SUPERIORITY! (FLAMING FART) (CHEWING) YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS GREEN CHILI! OOH! THIS ONE HAS EXTRA BEANS! THEY'RE AT THE CARNIVAL AND TAKING OVER THE CITY. OF COURSE. TELEPORT POWER, ACTIVATE! (EXASPERATED SIGH) I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU WANT ME TO SURRENDER AND RENAME THE CITY AND BLAH-BLAH-BLAH... COME SAVE US, JOHNNY X! SHOUT ALL YOU WANT, MAYOR, BUT JOHNNY X HAS RUN AWAY! THINK AGAIN, WHACKO. THERE'S ONLY TWO MUTANT YOU'S AND FIVE MUTANT US'ES! HA HA! TURN AND BURN, BOYS. TELEPORT! OH, GREAT, HE CAN TELEPORT NOW? WE CAN'T TELEPORT. THIS IS BAD! I SUGGEST YOU BOLT, SIR, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE NINE LIVES LEFT. HEY, WANNA GO FOR A RIDE? TWO DOWN, THREE TO GO. I QUIT, SIR. OH, YOU'LL BE BACK. COME OUT JOHNNY X AND SUPER DORKY. COME OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU! HA HA! THERE YOU ARE! (FARTS, FLAMES BLARE) (CHUCKLES) OH! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! (CHUCKLES) MAN I HATE THAT KID AND SUPER DOG! HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELEPORT THE CAGE TO THE EARTH DAY CARNIVAL AND SAVE THE TRIPS? WHY NOT. I GIVE UP. YOUR MUTANT POWERS ARE TOO STRONG! I WILL GET IN THE CAGE. AND YOU'LL UN-FREEZE MY DAD, AND STOP ANNOYING ME SO I CAN GO ON THE BOUNCE HOUSE! OH YES. YES. NOOOO! BRAIN FREEZER: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW FROZEN AND COMPLETELY IMMOBILE! WHACKO: YES! HEH-HEH. WE'VE FINALLY DEFEATED JOHNNY X AND STUPOR POOCH. WHACKO AND BRAIN FREEZER: (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) MAYOR: AND WE ARE ALL DOOMED! AND MAN IS THIS CHILI GOOD WITH EXTRA BEANS. I ATE THE WHOLE POT. DID YOU SAY THE WHOLE POT? OH YEAH! WITH EXTRA BEANS AND, OH... I HAVE MUTANT POWER POOTS, DON'T I? (GROWING RUMBLE) RUN!!! CROWD: (FLEEING SCREAMS) (HUGE FART, FLAMES BLARE) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: LOOKING FOR US? YOU HAD TO EAT THE CHILI! YOU COULDN'T JUST GET A CORN DOG! SO HOW SHOULD WE DEFEAT THEM, SUPER MUTANT POWERED PAL O' MINE? THE OLD FASHION WAY. DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (GRUNT) (LOUD FART) CROWD: (CHEERS) THANK YOU, JOHNNY X, FOR SAVING OUR TOWN ONCE AGAIN. AND NOW LET'S ENJOY OUR EARTH DAY CARNIVAL. AND TAKE A WILD RIDE ON THAT SUPER BOUNCE HOUSE! BECAUSE THE WORLD IS SAFE AGAIN! CROWD: (SCREAMING) (SPACESHIPS WHIR) OH, WHAT NOW!? DARK VEGAN: JOHNNY TEST! I TOLD YOU I WOULD RETURN AND I HAVE! SO ENJOY YOUR "END OF THE EARTH DAY CARNIVAL". (LAUGHS) I JUST WANTED TO JUMP IN THE BOUNCE HOUSE! ♪♪ DARK VEGAN: (LAUGHING) (GASPS) MAN, IT'S HARD TO BREATH WITH THIS THING ON. I REPEAT, I JUST WANTED TO GO ON THE GIANT BOUNCE HOUSE! SUCK OUT ALL THE WATER AND CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES ON THIS WRETCHED PLANET AND GET ME JOHNNY TEST! (VACUUM SUCTIONS WATER, POWER SAWS WHIR) (WHIRRING) TELEPORT! (EXPLOSION) SUSAN AND MARY: (GIGGLE) DID YOU STOP THE EVIL DORK 5? WE HAVE ANOTHER SMALL PROBLEM. CURSES! BUT NO MATTER. JOHNNY WILL PERISH ALONG WITH THIS EARTH AND- JILLIAN: DADDY! OH, CRUD. YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA INVADE THE EARTH! I SAID I WOULD "THINK" ABOUT NOT INVADING THE EARTH. AND I "THINKED" ABOUT IT AND, WELL, I'M INVADING. MRS. VEGAN: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION AND YOU PROMISED NOT TO WORK AND NOT TO SEEK REVENGE. I AM AN EVIL RULER. YOU DON'T LIKE IT? YOU GET A JOB AND SUPPORT OUR PLANET. I'LL GLADLY QUIT! JILLIAN: I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN. (WATER SLOSHES) (VACUUM WHIRS) THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THIS INVADING VACATION! AND NO TV! MRS. VEGAN: HMPH! DARK VEGAN: OKAY. RELOCATE TO THE OUTER ATMOSPHERE AND CONTINUE SUCKING UP OF ALL THE EARTH'S RESOURCES. (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) (SHIPS BLEEP AND WHIR) (VACUUM SUCTIONS WATER) (SAWS WHIR) MR. BLACK: WE ESTIMATE THE EARTH HAS 1-HOUR LEFT BEFORE ALL THE WATER IS GONE AND THE LACK OF TREES CUTS OFF OUR OXYGEN. THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE PLAN OF ACTION! (WHIMPERING) OH, PLEASE JOHNNY, SUSAN AND MARY TEST COME HELP US! I GOT NOTHING! HEY, IT WORKS. AND COOL OUTFITS. UH, NOW, WHAT DO WE DO? WE DEFEATED DORK VEGAN ONCE, SO WE'LL JUST DO IT AGAIN, 'CAUSE I WILL NOT MISS THAT CARNIVAL! WITH YOUR COOL ALIEN SHIPS WE WILL FLY UP TO HIS STUPID MOTHER SHIP AND KNOCK OUT HIS FORCE FIELD. MARY: THEN WE'LL FIRE THE SPACE DEFENCE LASER CANNONS AND DESTROY THE ARMADA. WHICH WILL RELEASE THE WATER AND THE TREES, THUS, SAVING THE EARTH. WOO-WEE! I LOVE YOU KIDS. LET'S DO IT! OH, DARK VEGAN IS SOOO GOING DOWN. (VACUUMS SUCTION WATER) YEAH, THAT'S JOHNNY. FIRE! (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) (LASER BLAST) ALL: AAAHHHH! (LASER BLAST, EXPLOSION) I THINK IT'S US WHO IS GOING DOWN. THE GENERAL: UH... ANYONE GOT A PLAN B? (COUNTDOWN ALARM BEEPS) SUSAN: VEGAN HAS REINFORCED HIS ARMADA WITH MASSIVE WEAPONRY THAT IS TOO POWERFUL FOR OUR EARTHLY WEAPONS. THERE'S NO BEATING HIM FROM THE OUTSIDE. WAIT! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR THE NEW AND IMPROVED... (TELEPORTATION WHIRS) JOHNNY X! I'LL TELEPORT INSIDE THE SHIP AND VEGAN WILL HAVE NO IDEA I'M THERE! NOW ALL I NEED IS A BIG EVIL ARMADA BLOWY-UPPY THINGY. JOHNNY, THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL DOOMSDAY ER, BLOWY-UPPY DEVICE. IT'S A PROTOTYPE. WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE BUT ONE SHOT. GOOD LUCK. WAIT. I'M GOING WITH YOU. I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS ALONE. AND I ALSO LOVE TELEPORTING. IT'S FUN! THEN LET'S TELEPORT OUTTA HERE! (TIMER BEEPS) COMPUTER VOICE: ALIEN METAL DETECTED! ALIEN METAL DETECTED! DUKEY: TELEPORT BACK! TELEPORT BACK! SUSAN AND MARY: WHAT HAPPENED? THEY HAVE SOME SERIOUS METAL DETECTORS AND THEY DETECTED THE DOOMSDAY THING. (GASPS) (TIMER BEEPS) ALL: THE DOOMSDAY THING?! (FLEEING SCREAMS) (EXPLOSION) THE GENERAL: OKAY, WE'RE OUTTA WEAPONS AND MOST LIKELY DONE AS A PLANET. WHITE: OH HEY, I KNOW. WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE EARTH DAY CARNIVAL AND RIDE THE BIG SUPER BOUNCER ONE TIME BEFORE OUR WORLD AND US ARE DESTROYED. WHO'S WITH ME? WAIT! THE CARNIVAL? THAT'S IT. WE CAN GET IN DARK VEGAN'S SHIP WITH SOME WEAPONS! SOME VERY POWERFUL AND WEIRD MUTANT WEAPONS. BRAIN FREEZER: AND SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS BORN A GIRL, YOU KNOW. MAYBE THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN NICER AND NOT SO EVIL... I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT UP! (TIRES SCREECH) WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CAME AND GOT US. I'M PARCHED! AND LET'S TALK DUE PROCESS, HUH? LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW THERE WILL BE NO EARTH UNLESS YOU HELP US. EVIL FORCE 5: COME AGAIN? THE EARTH HAS 10 MINUTES TO LIVE UNLESS YOU JOIN FORCES WITH JOHNNY AND DEFEAT EVIL. HA! WE WILL NEVER HELP JOHNNY TEST! WE WANT TO DESTROY HIM! (LAUGHTER) THAT'S WHY ME MADE THESE COOL COSTUMES. BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THERE'LL BE NO WORLD TO TAKE OVER IF THERE'S NO WORLD! YOU KNOW JOHNNY DRIVES ME NUTS, BUT HE DOES MAKE A GOOD POINT. OKAY, FELLAS, IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY BUT WELCOME TO THE JOHNNY HELPING NOT-SO-EVIL FORCE 5! I KNOW I'LL REGRET THIS, BUT WHAT'S THE PLAN? WE TELEPORT TO THE SHIP AND YOU GUYS PROTECT ME WHILE I FIND DARK VEGAN'S MOODY YET HELPFUL DAUGHTER JILLIAN AND FIND OUT HOW TO STOP THE ARMADA. YOU'RE SERIOUS. THAT'S THE PLAN? WELL, IT'S ALL WE GOT! NOW, GRAB OUR HANDS AND GET READY TO TELEPORT! SUSAN: WAIT! BE CAREFUL WHEN USING YOUR MUTANT POWERS WHILE HOLDING HANDS. THE CONJOINED CONNECTION COULD MULTIPLY YOUR POWERS BY 500 PERCENT. SUSAN: CREATING THE ULTIMATE, YET HIGHLY UNSTABLE, MUTANT POWER. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. GO! (WATER SLOSHES IN THE VACUUMS) SIR, THE EARTH WILL DEPLETED OF ALL ITS RESOURCES IN 5 MINUTES. HA! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE LOOK ON JOHNNY TEST'S FACE RIGHT NOW. I TOLD HIM I WOULD RETURN. AND I DID! IN A BIG WAY. YES, YOU DID SIR. JOHNNY: WE HAVE TO FIND JILLIAN. TELEPATHIC POWERS, GO! SHE'S LOCKED IN HER ROOM. IN BEDROOM BLOCK. C-LEVEL. AND WE'VE GOT COMPANY! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF. GET THE GIRL! (ROARS) AHHH! THEY ZAPPED MY EAR! JOHNNY, GET US OUTTA HERE! (LEVER CLICKS, SECURITY ALARM BLARES) WHAT'S WITH THE SCARY NOISE THING? WE HAVE AN INTRUDER, SIR. JOHNNY. COMPUTER VOICE: EARTH'S RESOURCE EXTRACTION COMPLETE IN: ONE MINUTE 23 SECONDS. JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY PLANET. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP US? IF YOU CAN GET ME TO THE CENTRAL POWER STATION, THERE'S A SELF DESTRUCTION BUTTON THAT WHEN PRESSED WILL DESTROY THE ARMADA AND RELEASE THE RESOURCES BACK TO YOUR EARTH SAVING IT AND YOU AND NO TROOPERS WILL BE HURT 'CAUSE THEY'LL JUST ESCAPE IN PODS. YEAH, THAT HELPS. ZIZRAR: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL, HUH? MAN I WISH I HAD THAT POWER. TROOPER: THERE THEY ARE. NEUTRALIZE THEM! BUT NOW USE YOUR POWER POOTING POWERS! WHACKO AND ZIZRAR: (GRUNT AND FART) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (GRUNT AND FART) NOW TO PRESS THE SELF DESTRUCTION SWITCH AND- THE SWITCH IS GONE! DARK VEGAN: HA! DADDY REALLY DOES KNOW BEST. LIKE KNOWING TO REMOVE THE SELF DESTRUCTION SWITCH. OH, SO CLOSE. DARK VEGAN: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH ME. I LOVE YOU. I'M YOUR FATHER. OH, AND HA! JOHNNY TEST. YOU AND YOUR WORLD ARE DOOMED! COMPUTER VOICE: EARTH'S RESOURCE EXTRACTION COMPLETE IN: 45 SECONDS. (SAWS WHIR, VACUUMS SUCTION WATER) I HATE YOU, DADDY. DARK VEGAN: OH, YOU DO NOT. AND I KNOW YOU LIKE JOHNNY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY, SO, I'LL SPARE HIM AND HIS WEIRD FRIENDS BY PUTTING THEM IN A ZOO ON VEGANDON. OKAY, BYE. WE CAN'T DESTROY THE EVIL ARMADA! THE EARTH IS DOOMED. AND SO ARE WE! I'M GONNA FREAK OUT NOW. (CRAZED SCREAMS AND MUTTERING) JOHNNY: WAIT. WE CAN DESTROY IT. TOGETHER WE CAN FORM ONE GIANT SUPER MUTANT POWER AND DESTROY THE ARMADA. YEAH, AND OURSELVES. YEAH, AND SAVE THE EARTH! MITTENS: YOU'RE BRAVE, KID. AND IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU, JOHNNY X. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH A FREEZING BLAST NOT A FIERY ONE. JOHNNY: JILLIAN, GRAB MY DOG AND GET TO THE ESCAPE POD, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY. YOU'RE SO BRAVE, JOHNNY. IF YOU WERE LIKE 16 I WOULD TOTALLY KISS YOU. I'LL TAKE THAT KISS! EW. DUKEY: NO. I'M STAYING HERE. WHERE IS SHE GOING? WHAT IS HE DOING NOW. JOHNNY! COMPUTER VOICE: EXTRACTION COMPETED IN: TEN, NINE... JOHNNY: MEGA POWER POOT, READY... HEY, THANKS FOR PICKING ME UP THAT DAY IN THE POUND. THANKS FOR BEING THE BEST DOG EVER. MEGA-POWER POOT, GO! BOTH: (GRUNTS OF EFFORT) (ENERGY WHIRS) ALL: (GRUNTING WITH EFFORT) (SHIP RUMBLES) (CACOPHONY FARTING) ALL: (GRUNTING WITH EFFORT) (MASSIVE EXPLOSION) (WATER SLOSHES) (TREES CLUNK INTO PLACE) CROWD: (WILD CHEERING) (ESCAPE POD THUDS) SUSAN AND MARY: WHERE'S JOHNNY? HE SAVED YOUR WORLD, BUT NOT HIMSELF. BLACK AND WHITE: (CRY AND SNIVEL) ALL HE WANTED TO DO (TEARY GASP) WAS RIDE THIS STUPID GIANT FUN BOUNCE HOUSE! HE WAS THE BRAVEST UNDER-AGE SOLDIER (SNIFFLES) I EVER KNEW. JOHNNY: (DESCENDING SCREAM) IT'S LIKE I CAN HEAR HIM SCREAMING AND FALLING FROM THE SKY RIGHT NOW. SUSAN AND MARY: WAIT! ALL: (SCREAMING) JOHNNY, DUKEY AND EVIL FORCE 5: WOO HOO! WOO! WAAA! WHOA! WELL THAT WAS CONVENIENT AND FUN! SUSAN AND MARY: JOHNNY! ALL: (HUGGING GRUNTS) WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW! (CHUCKLES) DARK VEGAN: AHHHHHH! OHHH! AAHHH! OHHH! JOHNNY TEST! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! YEAH, YEAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. JUST WAIT 'TIL AFTER THE CARNIVAL, WILL YA? EVERYONE: (LAUGHS) (LAUGHING) I DON'T GET IT. WHY ARE WE ALL LAUGHING? I WILL GET YOU!!!