Straight Guys Review Hot Disney “princes”

(cheerful orchestral music) (upbeat rock music) - [Zack] John Smith. - [Justin] Boring. - Just like his name, boring. - I think John Smith is real smelly. Got some *** buildup, I'm not (bleep) John Smith. - When you come from a family of racists, it's hard to change, but he changes. - Which is hot. - Boring, next. - [Chris] Prince from Snow White looks like Liza Minnelli. - Yeah, he does look like a porcelain doll. - He looks like a child. - He looks like Kris Jenner, I wouldn't do it. ♫ Hello, Cinderella, I'm here ♫ - I don't know but he's got the swagger of someone that's hung. - Would you let him suck your ***? - No. - I would (bleep) Prince Charming. - [Chris] Prince Phillip's dressed like it's easy season three. - Dude, he looks like Bieber. - He looks just like Bieber. - He's giving me a half chubby best. - Would you? - Would I wake up from a deep slumber from his kiss? Maybe. Li Shang. - I gotta say, by Asian standards, this guy's not a good-looking guy. - What? - He's too strong for me. - I would feel turned on if he thought I was hot. - We'd have great test tube babies. - Oh, you know what, though? He is rockin' the man bun, which is before its time. - [Zack] Yeah, that's cool. - [Keith] It's hard to judge an animal on its hotness, but let's try. - I think Beast is hotter. - See the claws, see the teeth? - You don't like it rough, Rodney? - Not like that, man, I wanna walk away from my experience. - Is this guy a ging? - Yeah, it's crazy that Disney made the bold choice of making him a ging. I prefer the Beast to Prince Adam. - I'll tell you that he is the most ideal cuddle partner in the Disney universe. Flynn Rider, Tangled. - [Rodney] No. - I don't know about this chin scruff. - No, he looks almost evil. That's a thing. - [Zack] No. Look it, that guy looks evil? That guy's a freakin' dreamboat. - [Zach] I don't fight people, but he seems like someone that I would want to get into a fight with. - 100 percent. - He looks like a cross between you and me though. - Oh, I get that. - Kristoff is definitely not hot. He's a little chubby German boy. "Mama, I want more chocolate." - He looks like everyone I know from Minnesota. - I'm more into Olaf than Kristoff. - [Rodney] I'm not. - [Justin] They gave him the shaggy hair 'cause he's in this cold environment. Why didn't they just give him a beard? - Because he's too young. - [Justin] That's interesting, dude, they'd never give Disney characters a beard 'cause it looks creepy. - [Kevin] He looks pretty handsome, I'd *** him for sure. - He's charming, he's got a sense of humor, delightful accent, and he plays music. He's hot. - He is nicely build, but he's not (bleep) huge like John Smith. - How do these people find so much time to work out? - [Zach] Eric's hot. - I question his motives 'cause when you wanna... - Hook up with a fish? - With a fish, that's weird. - If you introduced me to your new boyfriend and he looked like Prince Eric, I wouldn't trust him. - No, he's got blue eyes and black hair. - He's got a dog, he's romantic. - Also, how come his dog couldn't talk but all the sea animals could talk? - Aladdin wins me over 'cause he's a "started from the bottom, now we're here" kinda dude. - Definitely the best. - I think Aladdin's more cute than he is hot. Look at him, look it, that's cute. - I'd go on that magic carpet ride and I would not dare close my eyes. - I say you settle down with Aladdin. - And he knows how to rub a lamp. - I got a pretty big lamp too. - I have an accessible and moderately-sized lamp. - I want to see a Disney movie where two peasants fall in love and neither of 'em become rich. - Yeah, why do they always gotta be a prince - [Justin] Yeah, why? - [Zack] or a princess, why can't it just be like, "Hey, I'm a banker"?