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State Mottos
Alaska:
Cold Beer on SaleAlabama: Tide or bustArkansas: Where the Buffaloes roam.California: Cheese from Wisconsin with Dot com flavor.Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask
For?Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa: We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas: Where Science Don't Mean ShitKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our
Tourism CampaignMaine: We're Really Cold, But We Have
Cheap LobsterMaryland: A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most
Tax Brackets)Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-WingCrazies, and Very Little Else (oh yeah!)Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada: *** and Poker!New
Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us AloneNEW JERSEY: You
Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here!New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent PetsTennessee: The Educashun StateTexas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont: YepVirginia: Who Says
Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia : One Big Happy Family-Really!Wisconsin: Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scaredBy Comix
