Thai Noodles - Lyrics - C2b3

Have you met old Slick? He's slicker than spit He's slicker than alligator *** Ask the girls in town and man They say he's it That's old Slick He's lightning-quick He's slyer than old St. Nick He'll singe your eyebrows off With one snap flick of his Bic That's old Slick He's finer than frog hair He'll give you that albacore stare His voice lies on ya heavy like New Orleans air Our man Slick he loves The Thai Noodles. Slick he's got him a new ride He's shiftin' with astroglide Rolling his Sherman tank Upholstered buffalo hide He'll steal your heart away He'll turn a homophobe gay He'll communicate thoughts no one Ever had the balls to say He's awful slick And he loves the Thai noodles I do believe he said he loves The Thai noodles Have you met Old Slick?