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The meal was great.
Thanks you guys.
And that wine! Uh huh.
You shouldn't have. For $6 dollars a bottle!
Cheers to that. Really.
So Abby, did I tell you that Kelly here is on our company softball team?
Charlie!
Really? Why?
We already got a nickname for her it's great. We call her the Back Stop.
Because no balls get past her.
(Abby voiceover) "Sara's brother Charlie used to take us to these frat parties in college.
"Maybe he was hoping she'd meet some straight guy. But that didn't work out.
Then he took us to what he called "that alternative Lady Bar".
He's still a crappy Match-Maker."
Which position do you really play?
Uh...I'm flexible
Yikes.
Sorry I'm sorry.
Uh...Seriously though, Kelly is a life-saver at work. She really keeps me sane.
It's funny though because at first I didn't get along with you, remember?
But then they sent us to Hawaii for this stupid conference.
It was perfect!
Yeah it was great. It was like summer there.
And January here.
Ugh.
Umm, and I used to think Kelly was kind of a kiss-*** back then but then but--
He snuck out of a lecture to drink on the beach.
She found me passed out at like 5 O'clock
God, I brought him coffee and Gatorade--
Coffee with Gatorade IN it?
Uh, no Laura. Not IN it.
Two. Separate--
I've always wanted to got to Hawaii.
You should go then.
She will.
Want to help me with dessert
Okay.
Fancy a ***?
Uhh...
Well, I do. Come with me?
She's British!
You're jealous, I get it.
Yeah, you hurt my feelings and you call ME jealous? That's convenient.
(CRASH sounds in kitchen)
(laughing)
What should we do?
You don't remember do you?
Remember what?
Remember how hot it can get in a Porta-Potty?
Ouch!
Sshh!
Maybe you'll remember my name now...
Hey!
Hey.
Hey...you...
They're still in the kitchen?
Yep. Kitchen.
They're uh...washing dishes.
Yeah, uh, Sara's not so good with transitions...
Well, they better suss it out!
You mind passing me the pie?
Sure.
(wet bite)
It's good isn't it?
Lovely.
Umm...
I never meant to hurt you.
I'm really going to miss you next week.
(kissing in kitchen)
They're going to HEAR us!
No. They won't.
(glass breaking in kitchen)
(laughter)
(dish falling)
Really? Really?
Sounds like there's more than two in there!
I don't know, but here in America we call that a Menage a Cinco.
Okay, that's enough.
Come on, let's go.
You need a ride right?
Umm...
Apparently, yeah.
So? Did you like her?
I know YOU do.
Come on!
I don't like how she kisses.
What? So no double date?
What?
Well BBC over there was flirting with Kelly. So I'd be stuck with you!
Whatever. You think everyone's gay.
Yes I do.
Phone.
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