Raheem Dew - A mountain dew parody

-Hello There Sir -You Over Here? -Are You Tired Of The Same Old Drinks? -Such as Mountain Dew Coca Cola? -Yeah -Yeah, I Think ill take a drink of this! -Gahh! Tastes Like ***! -Then Here, Try a Raheem Dew! -You'll Love It! -Gahh, this really is *** -Yes Indeed it is *** -Now Check Out This Old Educational Film on it -Back in the day indian people did not have any water because it was all evaporated from the extreme heat -Except For The Lake Raheem -All The Waters Gone! -Then One Day they found a mystical mountain dew -We Could Make Water Out of this -Then one day they found out they could make water out of the own ***. -First They found the secret tap that would open the can -Then they'd Seal it back up -Then they would ship it right off to hyvee -And thats how raheem dew came to be, and if you dont think its good ask these satisfied customers. -I like to use Raheem Dew it satisfies my ducky's -Don't Talk Back to me Dammit! -I Like the way raheem dew tasted -you know its made of *** right? -BLARGGGG! -i remember the first time i had raheem dew back in 1951 -it was World War 1 -Sir WWI happened in the 1900's -Dont Correct me Woman -I will pour raheem dew all over your... -Awww. *** Biskit You can find Raheem Dew at a store ner you!