Weird Baby Mask and more... -- LÜT #29

Put on your giant bear coat and spray yourself down with your best zombie-scented perfume. Because LÜT is back. Wake up with the perfect sunny side egg breakfast shaper Or if you're in a hurry just floss with your breakfast..... oh and take dessert with you for later. And don't forget to feed the squirrels out of their own heads with this. Send out stamps with your face on them at the photo stamps store where you can upload personalized photos and make your very own stamps, and nobody will think you are vain, at all. Don't worry about it. But if a gift with your face on is not good enough, you can buy your friends and family a piece of America, one square inch at a time. At own a piece of America dot com you can buy people their own land, even a piece of a state for just $3.95 per square inch. If you need something special for the lady in your life there's a lot of sciencetacular jewelry out there like this cyanobacteria inspired necklace, these DNA and RNA matching lockets, sloth rings.... Or this scariest necklace of all time. That goes perfect with this hyper-realistic baby mask. Make your own "personalized" jewelry by taking these pills filled with 24-karat gold leaf that make you poop glittery gold! And for ladies on the go they make this handy dandy female pee device - Alright time to move on! If you're hungry you can cook something up with this Kosher cookbook of imaginary animals that reveals everything you need to know about fictional beasts and whether or not it's kosher to eat them including centaurs, basilisk, and all these mysterious monsters. Or keep it simple and just have some sushi..... doormat Better yet just shoot sushi out of this sushi bazooka which if eaten off of one of these placemats would be rated awesome. Lionel Richie Break. Hello...."is it me your cooking for?" or is it brie....? Either way don't forget to season your meal with sadness.... courtesy of a jar of salt made from human tears. Later the adults can get sauce-y with some *** made from cow's milk Guess what? Twelve female styrofoam heads all for sale at the same place. Get 'em now! Blocking out sights and sounds from your head is easy with the hibermate. A luxury eye mask with removable ear muffs that totally blocks out light and has been rated safe for use in environments up to 90db. Rate H for hairy is this Hairy chest sweater that at least matches your hairy Wookie longboard from Geoff McCleary of Weirdboards. And if it's raining you'll be equipped with your windshield wiper goggles and submarine umbrella complete with periscope. But remember if it's too hot your tights will melt off. We're almost done so curl up with your USB leg warmers, pull out the pillow remote, go to sleep sitting upright.... and as always.... thanks for watching.